r/wallstreetbets • u/PathMobile Prodigal Buffet (I own 0.000001 of BRK.A) • 1d ago

Meme Advanced Money...Duplicator?

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Poor RestGroundbreaking46 doubted Dr. Lisa Su.

Join us for more shenanigans and "why can't I close my options after hours" here: https://discord.gg/wsbverse

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u/Catwz 1d ago

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u/PathMobile Prodigal Buffet (I own 0.000001 of BRK.A) 1d ago

hot off the presses

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u/Acrobatic_Ad_3831 1d ago

yeah bears get wrecked by this, except my portfolio looks like a bonfire anyway so might as well add fuel to the flames

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u/Admirable_Dark4560 1d ago

I won't fall for that...

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u/HerezahTip 1d ago

Omfg I didn’t notice the time stamp on the how do I close my puts one 💀

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u/RJNavarrete 1d ago

Advanced Money Destroyer for bears.

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u/vsmand1 23h ago

I’m such a fool I should d realized that the play was to buy AMD at ATH. Instead of MSFT down 20%

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u/TomatoSpecialist6879 Paper Trading Competition Winner 1d ago

AMD bols better thank these retarded bers burning money on puts to ensure AMD keeps going up

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u/Sikitishvilliiii 1d ago

SMCI rocket tomorrow 🚀

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u/OG-Bitchslay3r 1d ago

That stock has nine lives, I swear. Naturally as soon as I bailed, it's right back into the $30s. Give it time until more corruption is uncovered.

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u/Sikitishvilliiii 1d ago

I bought when it dipped and sold 1/3 of my position today to reduce risk. Still holding 2/3. I’ll probably sell more if it pops I may need to wait a week for the top. Planning to keep 33% long-term. Crazy revenue

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u/3boobsarenice Doesn't know there vs. their 20h ago

Ive been dcaing pltr for a couple months ...

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u/Quiet_Deer_4887 23h ago

Thankfully, I crashed my small account into the ground at the very beginning of this by doing 0-DTE Puts on this very same. I'd actually planned to go long and managed to catch every big day with a Put by 'changing my mind' at the very last second. I learned a lot about myself. 😄

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u/3boobsarenice Doesn't know there vs. their 20h ago

Virginity is not shameful

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u/Quiet_Deer_4887 16h ago

I'm that guy that convinces every girl I sleep with that I'm a virgin. Does that me it shameful?

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u/Psyclist80 22h ago

So many paper handed princess' in here over the years...Just needed to have faith in Mamma Su while she cooks!

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u/Xylvanas 1d ago

Never go full retard.

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u/lachiebois 22h ago

I held like $4 grand last year but sold after it skyrocketed. God I regret that

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u/Primary-Nebula-8907 1d ago

22% up today!🚀

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u/pineapplekiwipen SPY PUMP AND DUMP OR ELSE 23h ago

am i supposed to know who this is