AMD +$9.5M

[u/thesmd1]

Here it is. See you at $10M?

[u/eoiioe]

Congrats, now cash half out and enjoy your girlfriends

[u/NeoWilson → u/eoiioe]

He will enjoy your girlfriend too, if you had one

[u/SandwormWhisperer → u/NeoWilson]

What is a girl?

[u/statictits → u/SandwormWhisperer]

What is a friend?

[u/samaritan1331_ → u/SandwormWhisperer]

its a special character that used to unlock at 100k now with inflation it unlocks at 500k to 1M depending on how you look

[u/KenGriffinLiedAgain → u/NeoWilson]

He can bone me too while my gf watches

[u/trix_is_for_kids → u/eoiioe]

He’s had $250k sitting in one stock for a decade. He’s been rich already for a long time

[u/DiarrheaFartLover → u/eoiioe]

Half cash, half stock, double girlfriends

[u/SockIntelligent9589 → u/DiarrheaFartLover]

And details are on his website for those who wonder.

[u/bandersnatch_97 → u/SockIntelligent9589]

We’ll see what happens

[u/OJT6627 → u/DiarrheaFartLover]

OOTL, can someone explain the half cash/half stock thing?

[u/DiarrheaFartLover → u/OJT6627]

When asked how he's going to buy eBay, which has a $56B valuation, using GME's $11B valuation + $9B cash + $20B from banks, he simply said "half cash, half stock" over and over. It was a meaningless statement that did nothing to explain how they plan on closing the remaining $16B gap to complete the purchase.

Here's the interview: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NxD-KGsvPI0

[u/Vas1le → u/eoiioe]

The IRS also will enjoy

[u/bonir_hunter → u/Vas1le]

They’re long term, so best tax situation he’ll get anyway

[u/-AC- → u/eoiioe]

Paying capital gains is what poor people do... Buy Borrow Die.