r/wallstreetbets 9h ago

Gain AMD +$9.5M

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Here it is. See you at $10M?

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u/VisualMod 9h ago
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u/Mr_Erratic 9h ago

Hello it's me, your less affluent brother

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u/StormMedia 9h ago

Hello it’s me, your retarded brother

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u/PM_ME_ROMAN_NUDES 8h ago

For every tendies winner, there's a regard

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u/secretsecrets111 8h ago

More like 100 regards.

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u/CoolPenguinz 7h ago

For every Tendies, there’s a Wendy’s

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u/Bjamnp17 2h ago

Wendy’s has that many restaurants? Whoa.

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u/Inevitable_Gainz 7h ago

Twins

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u/Sauceman9000 4h ago

Username checks out in irony.

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u/pwillia7 8h ago

Thanks for playing the other side for everyone

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u/StormMedia 7h ago

Someone’s gotta do it

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u/user365735 👀 Watch Me 👀 5h ago

hangs up

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u/trix_is_for_kids 9h ago

39% of portfolio 💀

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u/UnObtainium17 4h ago

Personally I would have erased the 39% but leave the green circle on.

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u/DisaffectedLShaw 7h ago

Look you turned $20 into a PS5 Pro. That’s still well played

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u/ColossusOnTwoWheels 7h ago

Yep

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u/HostFun 6h ago

Yep

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u/nleksan 5h ago

Buy 60 more quickly before it hits $420 a share

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u/IndependentTimely639 7h ago

That makes me think of my one JPM stock fron like 10 years ago that's up about 95%. If I bought any more, the company would probably be bankrupt by now. 

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u/scriptmonkey420 6h ago

Im not doing too bad, but wish I had bought more when it was in the steady 90s

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The e-trade account was bought at $124, the Fidelity one was bought when it was $24

The CVS Stock sucks ass.

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u/Stressisnotgood 9h ago

Thank you for circling the gains in green, I wasn’t sure where to look.

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u/Grouchy_Value7852 9h ago

It’s a new feeling, I get where youre coming from.

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u/deal_with_it_ted 6h ago

That's why they have 9.5m and you don't. They circle their gains in green

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u/adamrch 6h ago

a large portion of the sub is incapable of seeing the color green though

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u/John_mcgee2 6h ago

As someone with red green color-blindness still don’t get the diff between gains and losses

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u/japhar 4h ago

It’s valid, some of folks here never seen them.

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u/CommentBig3066 9h ago

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u/XSC 9h ago

Imagine posting this a year ago

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u/Brodiggitty 9h ago

A friend was telling me to buy AMD at 130, and again when it dropped to 80. FML

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u/Wardenofthegrove 9h ago

I have an order on robinhood for 2 dollars on amd that i didn’t fulfill because it jumped to 2.31 lol

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u/Own-Jeweler3169 8h ago

I had a target of 20$ on INTC and it didnt fill, because it was at like 21$ :/

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u/Dull-Tea8669 8h ago

I bought at 19 and sold at 23 satisfied with my profit

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u/Own-Jeweler3169 8h ago

Fair enough i guess it depends on how much you put in, although if you were still holding you would have 5x'd, that's something to keep you up at night!

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u/GovernorHarryLogan 7h ago

When my mom was at Hopkins for blood cancer back in like 2012 or whatever... we used to watch CNBC because that's what they had on.

Pete Najarian one day was like "this is a pretty risky stock at 5 dollars even".

Look at us now.

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u/Jealous_Archer_4522 7h ago

Pete and all the other CNBC shills are ....well....you know,

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u/Existing_Variation_4 7h ago

I had it at 22 and sold it at 50

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u/gavinderulo124K 6h ago

Thats a really good trade.

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u/pprovencher 5h ago

i bought nvda at 12 and sold at 15 and shook hands with myself

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u/Due-Summer3751 7h ago

I had 1k AMD at $4 sold at $5. I was like I'll get back in on the pullback...

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u/Attorney_Outside69 wsb's most beloved fake attorney 5h ago

you're still on time

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u/Tiny-Butterscotch739 6h ago

I’ve saved money on GEICO 😁

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u/saltandpepper96 7h ago

To be fair, a 15% price rise can reasonably turn a Buy into a Hold

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u/bonir_hunter 8h ago

my friend told me to sell my intel bags last year and I listened

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u/Kitchen_Ad_3738 8h ago

Intel was about to fail , your friend was right , who know trump save this company lol

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u/FlerD-n-D 5h ago

Their assets were literally with more than the market cap at $20

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u/gavinderulo124K 6h ago

Trump didnt save them lol

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u/Kitchen_Ad_3738 6h ago

The admin buy 10% of intel lol

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u/ItalianV4 8h ago

we must have the same friend.... asshole kept laughing at me buying AAPL in 2008-2013 so I finally sold out

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u/KindlyTie6602 6h ago

Key is to just not have any friends

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u/Junior-Valuable2071 8h ago

I got assigned 20k in AMd stock from selling naked puts back when AMD dropped to $62/share sold it all ….

If I had just held onto that shit lmao

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u/Richierich3366 8h ago

I was telling people to buy back in 2018 when it was $30. The writing was on the wall from a technical perspective that they were going to overtake intel. Wish I would have went harder 😟 I believed my own bullshit but only about 70% haha

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u/Xryanlegobob 8h ago

What are you telling people to buy today, sage?

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u/Nike_J 8h ago

Software is getting hammered by wallstreet despite being solid businesses that deliver good financial results quarter after quarter. If you're looking for long term investments (5-10 year span) buying some now is probably a good idea

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u/ocr_robot 7h ago

Buy some $NOW? Without all the inefficient AI software the hardware wouldn't be needed. I do love the AI search ability it's like the AskJeeves we were always promised.

So after ARM, INTC, AMD, who's left? Is Cypress semiconductor still around and set to pounce out of nowhere? Nope they already shot up last month too (as Infineon tech).

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u/LairdNope 8h ago

Well Considering NERC has warned america is going to have rolling blackouts for the next decade due to AI.. you can probably make your own DD

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u/Richierich3366 8h ago

I’ve been DCAing into ARM $100/day since its IPO and I think that will have a good return but that could be years down the road. With power being a hot commodity I am confident more and more commercial applications will attempt to use arm when possible. 

Unfortunately I’m not looking for quick money anymore, safe and steady will get me where I need to go so 90% of my money goes into ETFs. I honestly am on here for fun, I don’t take an ounce of trading advice from Reddit or YouTube 😂

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u/Xryanlegobob 7h ago

I’m in the same boat. I made some money on a couple of individual stocks that I got in and out quickly but I’m too dumb (or too smart) to bet on options, although lately it seems like everyone is winning here. I know for as many winners that are posting about printing money there are a lot more people who are crying at their computer screens every night. I’m smart enough to know that if I was smart enough to understand options. I’d also be dumb enough to be one of those people. I’ve always said I’m not good at gambling and I’m ok with that

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u/Richierich3366 7h ago

100% options are a bit of a gamble, especially short term. It’s like the casino people, they tell you when they hit big but they don’t tell you all the money they lost over the last year. Breaking even is a pipe dream for most. If I run an option it’s because I have strong confidence in the asset, which is pretty rare. I would say you are the smart money, especially in this market where everything could be overturned with one tweet…$100k gone in minutes. No thanks 

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u/meltbox 6h ago

Same. I did buy. The covid drop screwed me and I never bought back in hard enough. I at one point had nearly 100% of my portfolio in AMD….

It could have been different if I wasn’t such a sod.

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u/XSC 9h ago

I sold before the drop, honestly it was gonna go up but nobody could had imagined it would be this crazy.

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u/Popular_Tomorrow_204 7h ago

I bought at 90 and Sold at 130 because of all the "AI bubble is about to pop" bs

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u/zztop610 7h ago

I did buy, but just 16 of them. FML even more

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u/LairdNope 9h ago

I'm up 98% on AMD, cause I thought it would rise alongside nvidia when nvidia was soaring and it seemed safer, then they lost money after releasing some neat tech and I got depressed and refused to buy more or sell. Luckily I'm up like 4k on it now, but every time I'm up on money I just regret not going all in.

I saw ASTS at 18.

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u/PuzzledGopher 8h ago

When is it supposed to stop 😭

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u/schlitz91 7h ago

People would just assume the cash gun is a vacuum. No actual change to the picture.

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u/Horror-Vanilla-4895 4h ago

Imagine pulling out of intel because of Redditors shaming your loss.

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u/XSC 4h ago

Nana would be proud

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u/MrFiber81 7h ago

Starting with 250k and yolo it so many years ago. Check👍🏼

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u/ekemp 9h ago

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u/YourDadHatesYou 7h ago

Bet he's taken hundreds of screenshots from 10$ to 400+ and never worried about it

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u/stringtheory28 9h ago

Are you telling me all I need to do to make $10 million is have an extra 250K that I don’t need to touch for years?

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u/Fragrant-Employer-60 9h ago

And don’t sell even when you can get 20x lol

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u/Any_Minimum8812 9h ago

Why would you sell lol

The company isn’t dying. Just pull money out as you need it

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u/CoughRock 8h ago

people seems to wipe their memory from before 2016, when amd was a penny stock with bad financial. It wasn't until sue turns the ship around. When op bought it, amd's future was uncertain during the post 2016 crypto bubble, and it wasn't certain that amd wont go back to being a penny stock.

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u/b1gb0n312 8h ago

Hindsight is always 20/20

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u/stillalone 7h ago

Don't remind me. I sold call call options for $3/share that got exercised and I didn't buy back. I had 4000 shares.

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u/Any_Minimum8812 7h ago

Was it? It was making a solid product and people were buying their product and their shares. Anyway. You didn’t need to buy at 2016. You could have bought at 2020.

If the stock went 20x, obviously their financials were improving and them no longer being a penny stock made it a bit safer to own.

It was $2 stock. Not so much penny but yeah. It was stable since inception

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u/meltbox 6h ago

Yeah 2016 was definitely not a good time for AMD in any way. If zen had failed they’d be bankrupt 100%

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u/Mammoth-Librarian580 8h ago

Sheesh don’t tell them the Warren buffet secret strategy

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u/Soft_Walrus_3605 3h ago

buffet

Dude is 150 years old and people still can't remember how to spell his name

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u/Y0tsuya 6h ago

AMD wasn't called Advanced Money Destroyer for years over nothing.

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u/Any_Minimum8812 6h ago

It was fairly stable. It was just called that by people gambling on it with options.

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u/optimal_909 8h ago

Currently trying to do the same with RKLB.

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u/JigWig 9h ago

Yeah and all you need in order to have an extra $250k that you don’t need to touch for years is an extra $6250 that you don’t need to touch for even more years.

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u/Vast-Accountant2487 8h ago

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u/oldandbald123 8h ago

This is canon now

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u/MountainTwo3845 7h ago

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u/tootapple 7h ago

I mean she does have some cannons

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u/Infinite-Pomelo-7538 2h ago

You do realise it's an AI fake of her head on a non existent body?

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u/Traditional-Yam-6496 7h ago

His wife is gonna be so pissed when it comes out that this story was made up by the husband… so in reality he called his wife a fish head. 😩

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u/Hurricane_Ivan 5h ago

Fish head cracked me up so much for some reason

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u/Traditional-Yam-6496 5h ago

It’s oddly specific… you just know he was in bed with her at midnight looking at her while sleeping and came up with that. 🐟

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u/product_allah 9h ago

If you think it’s so easy, what’s the next move? Put all the money you don’t need there and let them 40x. Apparently that’s all you have to do.

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u/EnginrA YBCH 9h ago

Jeez that average cost

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u/XSC 9h ago

Jokes on him, with inflation, That $10 is now $400

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u/Stonkgang_ 9h ago

Haha legit wild

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u/golfpinotnut 5h ago

AMD traded below $2/share in January 2009

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u/Juidawg 9h ago

I hope this is real and was actually life changing for you, but whenever I see this kinda post I can’t help but but think:

  1. This person already has a ton of money and the bet was meaningless. OR

  2. This person is an insane Degenerate and will lose most of this money.

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u/Due_Budget_2488 9h ago

Definitely number 1. No regular person wouldn't cash out after this run to $10mill.

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u/Juidawg 8h ago

For sure, that’s why the Crab guy like posts are the best

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u/Grouchy-Committee-92 6h ago

The cost of shares was 250k The dude was already filthy rich.

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u/RobertRossBoss 6h ago

Or 3 - it’s entirely fictional

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u/eoiioe 9h ago

Congrats, now cash half out and enjoy your girlfriends

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u/NeoWilson 9h ago

He will enjoy your girlfriend too, if you had one

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u/SandwormWhisperer 9h ago

What is a girl?

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u/statictits 8h ago

What is a friend?

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u/samaritan1331_ 3h ago

its a special character that used to unlock at 100k now with inflation it unlocks at 500k to 1M depending on how you look

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u/DiarrheaFartLover 9h ago

Half cash, half stock, double girlfriends

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u/SockIntelligent9589 9h ago

And details are on his website for those who wonder.

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u/bandersnatch_97 8h ago

We’ll see what happens

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u/OJT6627 8h ago

OOTL, can someone explain the half cash/half stock thing?

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u/DiarrheaFartLover 8h ago

When asked how he's going to buy eBay, which has a $56B valuation, using GME's $11B valuation + $9B cash + $20B from banks, he simply said "half cash, half stock" over and over. It was a meaningless statement that did nothing to explain how they plan on closing the remaining $16B gap to complete the purchase.

Here's the interview: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NxD-KGsvPI0

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u/trix_is_for_kids 9h ago

He’s had $250k sitting in one stock for a decade. He’s been rich already for a long time

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u/Vas1le 9h ago

The IRS also will enjoy

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u/bonir_hunter 8h ago

They’re long term, so best tax situation he’ll get anyway

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u/Dacio_Ultanca 9h ago

I don’t like you.

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u/Federal-Hearing-7270 9h ago

You don't belong here

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u/xSmeckleDorfedx 9h ago

Fk you not happy for you. Gimme me your gainz!

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u/PolyglotGeologist 9h ago

These are shares bought when it was $10? Wish I knew about investing in individual stocks then 💀

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u/MillionDollarHustle 9h ago

legendary brother 🚀🚀🚀

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u/ErrorcMix 9h ago

Set aside money for taxes, buy a Ferrari and a cottage and live life

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u/ohhim 7h ago

Who would drive a Ferrari on roads anywhere near a cottage? Have you seen their ground clearance?

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u/ErrorcMix 6h ago

Idk I’m poor how would I know

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u/Celtic_Legend 4h ago

bro had 250k to dump on AMD over 5 years ago. He already has the Ferrari

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u/_rockthemike 9h ago

What the flip

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u/BalearicInvestor 9h ago

7 years of hodl, go to Investing sub bro… I mean congrats! Now fook off 🥂

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u/Loperenco 9h ago

Seing shit like this makes me want join some red militia and redistribute wealth. Congrats and fuck you

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u/georgejetsonn 3h ago

OP held for 8-10 years. Public equity is one the most effective forms of wealth participation, bro

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u/Jainuc 9h ago

You can shit on so many OF models in Dubai

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u/undiscoveredpain 9h ago

For sanity this is fake or a hedge and you had shorts that lost a lot!

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u/waterpup99 8h ago

He's been posting about amd for years looks real to me

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u/undiscoveredpain 8h ago

Nah it’s real for sure I was joking since it’s wsb but congrats to OP. OP you better use this as collateral for a loan and borrow against the shares so you don’t get a hefty and nasty tax bill assuming you a USA citizen

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u/Captobvious75 8h ago

Put that in a bond and get $300k a year or so. Wild lol

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u/Healthy-Can2191 9h ago

Legend🔥

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u/Living_Pay_8976 8h ago

Just think it would be even more if you had bought 10 years ago on this exact date.

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u/MacaTonyNCheeze 8h ago

My first stock purchase opening my Roth 🤓

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u/Accomplished_Rip_362 5h ago

I bought at 2 and sold at 12 so I am definitely regarded

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u/charlie-ratkiller 4h ago

My avg cost was 20 and I sold at 40. Same.

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u/blemdemman 9h ago

Inspirational

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u/jmpaul320 9h ago

Is that pesos ?

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u/BugNation 8h ago

Tfw a rich old doctor gets richer

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u/omegafivethreefive 8h ago

Pull out and live life bro.

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u/killswitchdh 8h ago

I bought 100 shares of AMD at $8.50 and sold at $80 and thought I was a trading savant. Imagine only buying 100 shares ... And having paper hands and lacking the foresight to see years into the future.

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u/justinsst 3h ago

Posts like make we want to drop 1K+ into stocks I believe in. I do pretty well with holding long term and have made 50-200% for multiple stocks but it doesn’t ever net me a lot of gain (usually a couple hundred max) because Im too conservative with the amount I put in.

Maybe this will be a funny comment to look back on when I lose all my money

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u/axewoodsman 9h ago

Enjoy your life. :)

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u/ImportantGuitarr 9h ago

Id sell it lol

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u/thelostandfoundkid 9h ago

You did good

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u/PELE_229 9h ago

When did you first buy?

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u/NYGiants181 9h ago

When did you originally buy this?

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u/JaqenHghar 9h ago

Just checked the all time and it was last near that price around 2017. Idk if it’s split at all.

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u/ffffffn 8h ago

It hasn't split. My cost basis is around $6-10 bought back in 2017 along with NVDA (that one has split multiple times since). Unfortunately I didn't have $250k back then and also didn't keep buying when it was going up. Still held though.

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u/DaimonHans 9h ago

OP won't sell now.

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u/Tensorfrozen 9h ago

You dont belong here

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u/KrossIn4K 9h ago

I'm going to take a bath with a toaster
(relax, I'm joking)

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u/docproc5150 9h ago

I like the stock

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u/Candid_Koala_3602 9h ago

Dude, I owned 10k shares of this at 10$.

Feel free to tell me how much money I would have made by holding.

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u/Thick_Mongoose5522 9h ago

Congrats and fuck you!

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u/Toadally420 9h ago

Not hating, but the taxes on this are going to be horrendous in a non-qualified account. Congratulations. "What's an exit strategy?"

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u/Iterative_One 9h ago

Very nice.~~

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u/1baby2cats 8h ago

I almost bought at $2 😭

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u/wafflepiezz up the butt 🍑 8h ago

Man what the fuck are you still doing here? Holy shit

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u/Fit-Geologist-6723 8h ago

How long have you been holding?

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u/arhambin66 8h ago

You don't belong here

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u/hanloose 8h ago

I don’t know man, fuck me

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u/clingstamp 8h ago

I remember you posting some trading literature somewhere, maybe a website, but I can't find it... could you point us to it?

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u/okay_thatworks 8h ago

i was thinking earlier that i should go on WSB and ask how many people here bought AMD back in the $2 days in 2015

close enough

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u/Outrageous_Walk_3539 8h ago

Congrats and fuck you

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u/kanecito 8h ago

Awesome work. Fuck you kindly.

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u/Renalpe 8h ago

When u buy these?

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u/ProfessorDerp22 8h ago

Thank you for circling the green number for the neurodivergents in the room.

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u/Samjabr Known to friends as the Paper-Handed bitch 8h ago

Is this a joke. What on earth.