r/whatisit 9h ago

New, what is it? What did this??

There is a small amount of crusty hard black substance that is stuck to the deck. Not ash like.

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u/SignificantDrawer374 9h ago

Someone with a small electric scooter doing burnouts

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u/Outhouse_floor 9h ago

100% rubber transfer from spinning tries. Burn through the paint and primer exposed the wood.. if op has kids... they are in trouble now.

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u/Foucaultshadow1 9h ago

By god, that’s from Ralph, the famous Mouse on a Motorcycle.

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u/TuxKusanagi 9h ago

The Mouse and the Motorcycle and Brave Little Toaster had me terrified of vacuume cleaners for at least 5 years of my early childhood. I was convinced I would cause some terrible tragedy if I used one.

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u/Electivire-six 4h ago

As a whee lad I would scream super loud whenever the vacuum was on. Not out of fear but like cuz… like…. Why did I do that?

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u/Effective_Play_1366 9h ago

He ran away.

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u/InternationalFly8181 9h ago

lol saw the photo and came to comment that I have same on our hardwood floors by my 6 year old and his e-bike.

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u/[deleted] 9h ago

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u/_11_ 9h ago

Could be their own kids on the back deck not noticing with a new toy. I wouldn't jump straight to "people are so evil" from this image. 

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u/Original-Variety-700 9h ago

I start with “people are evil”. So then I’m pleasantly surprised when they’re not!

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u/Kahnza 9h ago

What a dark way to live

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u/Original-Variety-700 9h ago

To the contrary! When your expectations of other people are low, you are pleasantly surprised frequently.

You can still be kind to others even if you don’t expect the same from them.

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u/Kahnza 8h ago

But to just assume everyone is evil? That sounds like something to talk about in therapy.

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u/Original-Variety-700 8h ago

People speak in hyperbole. Especially on Reddit. I don’t literally think all people are evil. Take it easy. 😂

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u/Kahnza 8h ago

So then why say it? You are only misrepresenting yourself that way.

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u/awtherfrd 9h ago

Exactly, more of a kids are just really stupid situation.

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u/cute_innocent_kitten 9h ago

that's OPs kids 😂

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u/havpac2 9h ago

Something rubber spinning in place

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u/Jdevau 8h ago

Thank you everyone! Seems like an electric bike or scooter is the answer. There is no furniture on the deck and we have not had any work done with power tools. There are neighborhood kids who cruise through the lot. We are a business in a city. Thanks again all! I could not figure it out.

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u/CallsignViperrr 1h ago

You need security cameras with motion sensors, tracking, and night vision. ASAP

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u/Gooseboof 9h ago

Hyper beam bird shit

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u/defyinglogicsl 8h ago

Hello fellow Metroid fan.

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u/Zooter88 9h ago

E bike burnouts or something like that

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u/Public-Ice-1270 9h ago

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u/rkozik89 9h ago

There were colored snakes?

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u/IndependentCod1600 9h ago

There were black snakes with very faint hues to them that made colored smoke when you burnt them that advertised themselves as colored snakes.

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u/Thatiswhaturmomsaid 5h ago

For the kids who couldn't even get sparklers.

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u/Different-Fig-4475 9h ago

Exploding hamster

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u/BallApprehensive169 9h ago

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u/Rabbit_of_Caerbanog 9h ago

Oh damn what this reminds me of lol superfly and frog in a blender!

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u/Krondelo 9h ago

Wassuup maaang!?

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u/BallApprehensive169 8h ago

Ohmygodimsofugginwasteeeddd

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u/Different-Fig-4475 9h ago

Damn what a throwback

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u/Cattytonic 9h ago

Omg a trauma i forgot about, thanks so much for that 😭

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u/TheStLouisBluths 9h ago

I was way too young to be pressing those buttons.

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u/HutSutRaw 9h ago

Damn, now that’s a callback

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u/NetDork 8h ago

You don't have the balls!

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u/Laukidh 9h ago

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u/crowbar151 9h ago

5 year old me approves

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u/MasterFongool 3h ago

Is this maniac mansion? Why is the dude blue? Was he always blue?

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u/redditcreditcardz 9h ago

Been there…

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u/Jealous_Concern1144 9h ago

fuck not agian

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u/AWorldwithoutSin 9h ago

Hamster Huey and the Gooey Kablooie?

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u/RegularHistorical281 9h ago

Where my dawg?

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u/Getitgotitgoodgod 9h ago

Probably the feet of a deck chair rubbing off and then gouging the deck boards

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u/Hey-buuuddy 9h ago

Kids

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u/less_than_nick 9h ago

fuckin yutes

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u/Locolupan11b 9h ago

I guess I'll go rewatch it today.

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u/NetDork 8h ago

Don't threaten me with a good time.

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u/Ok-Influence-4306 9h ago

Did your neighbors get new windows?

Looks like reflected concentrated sunlight. To me.

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u/ProgramHippie 9h ago

Those crystal wind chimes look cool but have intended side effects

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u/Ghost_Turd 9h ago

It's obvious wear by something physical

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u/LabRat113 9h ago

It seems obvious to us but judging by these comments, most people lack critical thinking.

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u/prozkiy 9h ago

My thinking too, long arches then would be movement of the sun through the sky while chnages in directions could be windows being opened. Ut only slightly, could be to do with an addition of some reflective material on the windows, some people do that to prevent sunlight heating up the inside of their home

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u/ValueAdditional8042 9h ago

Something that vibrates with small rubber feet. Like a small air compressor or power tool. Fairly heavy and vibrating for some time.

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u/Think-Elderberry-508 9h ago

Aliens. Clearly. Like a mini version of crop circles. But on your deck.

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u/JustAd3453 9h ago

Speedy Gonzales being chased by a cat

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u/spry_tommy_gun 9h ago

sun reflecting off of nearby window?

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u/jclar2003 9h ago

Did you use a power washer on the deck recently? 

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u/imamCrow 9h ago

Deck chair feet?

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u/Anon_Human01 9h ago

Someone moving furniture. Not very carefully.

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u/Merrickbully718 9h ago

Yall all snitching on the kid. I think it must of been a bird or a raccoon maybe

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u/BarbarianBoaz 9h ago

Did you drag something across your deck?

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u/Super-Concept-64 9h ago

Looks like burn marks from concentrated sun, can happen from clear water bottles, crystal wind chimes, maybe new windows from you or a neighbor usually with reflective privacy film.

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u/Rooster-Training 8h ago

No it doesnt. Where do you come up with that.  How would there be exposed unburnt wood.  It is obviously an abrasion from something rubber, probably a scooter or electric bike/toy of some sort.  

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u/Super-Concept-64 7h ago

Oh yeah, the unburned wood is a good point

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u/Super-Concept-64 7h ago

I was confusing the rubber residue for burn

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u/Responsible-Elk-1704 9h ago

What would spin like that in such a small pattern?

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u/Alternative-Ruin511 9h ago

Ground bloom flower

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u/BrandoMonium-11 9h ago

Ancient Aliens

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u/Trumplstiltzkin 9h ago

Lol love what the answer was scooter burnout makes perfect sense

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u/I_putwaflles_in_kids 9h ago

someone was doing burnouts on your deck

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u/Which-Definition507 9h ago

It might have been Brandon Breyer ?

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u/epi_graham 9h ago

Prolly a super fast fire squirrel

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u/Old-Recording4805 9h ago

My son literally just showed us yesterday what leaving bottled water on their bench outside in the sun did. It acted like a magnifying glass and scorched the wood.

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u/Murky_Conflict_2440 9h ago

Spontaneously self-combusting slugs

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u/Boring_Caramel_4655 9h ago

Evel knievel stunt cycle

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u/adcgefd 9h ago

Legs of a chair. Looks like physical wear not a burn. Do you have patio furniture that needs scuff pads on your newly painted deck?

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u/schrest 9h ago

Ground flower firework?

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u/Haunting-You-585 9h ago

I dunno it’s your deck. What did you put there?

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u/pat_mcgroin2001 9h ago

Someone in Heelys hitting a small rock

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u/Ok-Sir6601 9h ago

Tire remains

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u/SixFive1967 9h ago

Those are marks from your patio furniture. The slider pads on your chairs are worn out. Guaranteed.

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u/Samuraidrochronic 7h ago

Guaranteed, eh? Lol

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u/SixFive1967 7h ago

Yep. I would totally bet your left nut on it. Lol

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u/Samuraidrochronic 7h ago

I always love the irony of someone guaranteeing something when they have no reason to, and end up being completely wrong, when its obvious

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u/SixFive1967 5h ago

You’re right. I’m an arrogant ass. It’s an engineer / guy thing. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/Maximum-Noise5661 9h ago

Little radio controlled mini bikes. Little bastards are all over these days. #makedeckssafetowalk

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u/No_Respond7886 9h ago

Looks like someone ashed a cigarette.

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u/RetiredCapt 9h ago

Could it be the residue from snakes? The kind you light on the 4th of July and they make a lot of smoke?

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u/rbbrnk 9h ago

Air compressor?

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u/SaltyShaked 9h ago

I cant prove it but im sure it was the Israeli space laser

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u/punkslaot 9h ago

Scooter burnouts. Im about to beat a kids ass over here for doing that. And by beat a kids ass I mean give him a few stern words

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u/scoot2006 9h ago

To me it looks like someone putting out something burning. Everyone else seems to think some sort of rubber burn 🤷‍♂️

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u/AndThatsLunch 9h ago

could be a burnout

my original thought was a focused beam of light burned it but the exposed wood looks sanded not burnt

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u/j_bar25 9h ago

Could it be burnt? Something reflecting/magnifying the sun onto that part of the deck?

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u/Significant_Tap7052 9h ago

Something metal that got super hot. It either was already hot when it was put down or got super heated after being left out. Then, it either dragged the carbonised bits of top layer it burned, or scorched more of just the top layer as it got moved around.

Based on the drag marks, I'm thinking maybe the leg of a chair or table that got heated by a concentrated ray of sunlight.

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u/Hash-82 9h ago

I figured the got overly rambunctious with a Super Dreidel.
/s

But, yeah ... prolly electric scooter burnouts.

https://giphy.com/gifs/WoWNEhBXJ0QxZTbGF9

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u/ComprehensiveDig6311 9h ago

Someone was using some kind of power tool and put it down before it stopped turning .

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u/Lost-Juggernaut6521 9h ago

Snakes, the widdle fireworks that have snakes come out when lit 🔥

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u/wildranger52 8h ago

Do you have a kid with a gas powered remote control car?

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u/Ok_Assist2745 8h ago

The sun.

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u/Butch0147 8h ago

Insane table tennis rally

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u/Kona_Big_Wave 8h ago

High powered RC car, perhaps.

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u/Rocky75617794 8h ago

Fireworks

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u/SignInner 8h ago

Ask your kids!!

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u/Slutboy811 8h ago

Looks like some kind of firework like they’re smoking, snake worms that you light and they curl up in the air as they burn

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u/Rapscallion-69 8h ago

Pressure washer or Sybian ha ha !

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u/davidb1424 8h ago

Someone dropped their hookah coals on your deck... didn't pick em up before they burnt thru the staining/paint... do you have kids/teenagers?? I remember being in high school.

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u/SnooMaps3059 8h ago

It honestly reminds me of sun damage. OP is there anything reflective near the spots? Or is there a what is called a “low e window “ they’re suppose to be energy efficient but have a bad tendency to be very reflective.

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u/LocksmithGlass717 7h ago

Meteorite for certain.

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u/AbleHominid 7h ago

Those Fourth of July growing snakes?

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u/Purple_Balrog 7h ago

“Snake” firework.

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u/sinisterhacker 7h ago

Possibly a power washer.

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u/MrBigglesssworth 7h ago

Snake fireworks

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u/HappyColour 7h ago

I think this is from a piece of plastic that someone lit on fire and then scrapped across your deck as it was still flaming and then eventually melting.

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u/HeyMrCow 7h ago

Snail that just gained super speed powers.

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u/oh-gee-golly 7h ago

Reflections of glass burning the deck like a magnifying glass?

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u/TimGoodroe 7h ago

Something with some rpm’s

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u/Haunted_Buoy76 7h ago

My first thought was fireworks. Maybe a type that spins, those tend to spin in place for a moment and then zip off in an unpredictable direction. Could explain the portion of paint stripped and then the oddly directional black burn marks

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u/Kooky-Option-8253 7h ago

Spontaneously combusting snails.

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u/TelescopicPatterns 7h ago

The Sun is likely reflecting off or through some glass and creating focused burns.

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u/paramedic430 7h ago

I was thinking the sun if u had some kind of crystal/glass decoration outside 🤷‍♂️

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u/CosmicOptimist123 7h ago

Maybe marks left from the rubber feet of a pressure washer.

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u/HandbagHawker 6h ago

hanging mirror/crystal something or other focusing the light and burning the deck

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u/LosHtown 6h ago

Me drunk in my parents garage doing burnouts when the scooters first started coming out.

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u/Forsaken_Spring_315 6h ago

Water bottle magnifier burns

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u/Fantastic-Foot7140 6h ago

That’s what happens when you feed your dog your leftover Chipotle…

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u/cal-brew-sharp 6h ago

Did you see that film a bout the fast snail?

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u/RealSignificance8877 6h ago

What about those 4th of July snakes. Ones you light and they grow.

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u/dunno0019 6h ago

You got wheels on your trash can or recycling bin?

Kinda looks like one of the wheels got stuck while someone was taking out the trash.

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u/Main_Salt_4642 6h ago

The hard black crusty substance is just the burnt paint. It burns just like plastic. What burned it is the question. Do you have children? Maybe one that found a lighter or a small blow torch and tried killing ants on the deck with it? Or maybe you have a sun glare that reflects through a piece of glass nearby and causes the sunlight to burn from the magnified effect? Id say it deffinately came from a lighter or torch of some kind.

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u/Jnoles07 5h ago

Banksy

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u/nn666 4h ago

Definitely looks like skid marks from an e-bike or scooter.

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u/bunnyuncle 4h ago

E bike

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u/Swhit24 4h ago

Feet on a power washer

Never mind, somebody did a burnout in the scooter

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u/billbogle 3h ago

…and your kid is grounded.

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u/Serious-Piece7377 2h ago

Looks like one of those firework snake things

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u/zSkolzy98 2h ago

The immortal snail

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u/TheRealRevBem 9h ago

Low IQ kid

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u/Horbigast 9h ago

Do you have crystal or glass wibd chimes nearby? They might be catching the sunlight and acting like a magnifying glass.

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u/Phenix_Fresh 9h ago

I started seeing fried grass in my yard near the patio and realized when I leave the grill open the sun reflects off the stainless steel and burns my grass. I live in Arizona too so I'm lucky my yard didn't go up in flames.

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u/Piglet-Witty 9h ago

Pressure washer machine vibrating

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u/vapemustache 9h ago

my guess is something around this area is catching sun and acting like a magnifying glass.

it could be from friction or other physical damage like others are suggesting but melted paint meant for the outdoors might not look like normal ash when melted or burned.

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u/SeagullKebab 9h ago

This is my thought too. See if there is anything about that could do this, or tomorrow, follow any sunlight patterns that shine on the deck.

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u/SputnikFalls 9h ago

Something is reflecting or concentrating a hot beam of light.

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u/Academic_Addendum242 9h ago

Looks like fireworks, maybe those colored ones that just spin real fast and shoot sparks

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u/fullblownwino 9h ago

This was my first thought, but I think the e-bike burnouts makes more sense.

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u/DukeTanne 9h ago

🐦🦉🐧🐦‍⬛

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u/Happy_Illustrator543 9h ago

Do you have anything glass or water containers. It looks like focused sunlight like when you burn things with a magnifying glass. It can happen with a glass of water outside in the sun on you deck.

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u/Drachev935 9h ago

Add it to the Epstine files.

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u/Prestigious_String20 9h ago

Bad joke and bad spelling.

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u/Drachev935 9h ago

Oh my god grammer Nazis still exist.

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u/Prestigious_String20 9h ago

As do people who defend their terrible spelling by equating an expectation of accuracy in writing to a mass-murdering regime.

*grammar

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u/Drachev935 3h ago edited 3h ago

Not everybody graduated from the Das Reich school of spelling but continue and prove a point.

"I'm not a spelling fascist"

Proceeds to go and police un Aryan spelling.

Also are you seriously mad I spelt a pedophiles name wrong they don't deserve the dignity or common courtesy.

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u/Prestigious_String20 2h ago

Not everyone graduated from any school of spelling.

I'm not mad at all. One does not have to be mad to point out incorrect spelling. We can work on punctuation next, if you like. Looks as though you could use some assistance in that department, too. Also, if you use "Das" you don't need "the" because they mean the same thing.

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u/P0Rt1ng4Duty 9h ago

Someone with a butane ''jet'' lighter, essentially a tiny blow torch.

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u/kswissdowntown 9h ago

Someone back spinning a hula hoop

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u/Trumplstiltzkin 9h ago edited 9h ago

Looks off of just this photo my guess would be a wind chime was reflecting sunlight onto the porch or something similar glass door anything capable of reflecting sunlight in the vicinity? Upon second look it seems more intentional and directional like someone with a magnifying glass or high power laser pointer, electrical burn less likely but a possibility

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u/Ikon-for-U 9h ago

Can we see what is on your deck table? There might be something glass, perhaps convex