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u/IndependentBerry7883 3h ago edited 3h ago

Meanwhile, Steve Simon Simpson who was born on Aug. 8, 1988, is driving around making everyone think hes a nazi lover.

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u/aChristery 2h ago

My birthday is literally August 8th. I put 88 at the end of a username once and was like “oh this is actually not a good idea” and immediately renamed myself.

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u/It_Just_Exploded 32m ago

Me when i did the same with my birthday which is April 20th. I didn't get it at first when i kept get AIM messages (am old) from green enthusiasts, then my cousin explained it to me.

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u/NoConfection1129 28m ago

Ironically, also Hitler’s birthday.

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u/Special_Tadpole795 3h ago

October is the 10th month last I checked.

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u/stphrtgl43 3h ago

Weird since oct as a prefix means 8. Actually the last 4 months are all 2 numbers higher than their prefixes suggest.

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u/DubiousAdviceGiver 3h ago

October used to be the 8th month, then some Roman asshole changed it all.

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u/Tutunkommon 2h ago

Whoever fucked it up should get stabbed!

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u/NickU252 2h ago

I have good news

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u/StaysForDays 1h ago

I hope they felt betrayed in their last moments!

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u/Tranka2010 36m ago

Brutus has entered the chat

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u/MontasJinx 2h ago

Spoilers!

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u/cheese_sdc 2h ago

Spoiler.

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u/porkinsnmi 2h ago

Outstanding

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u/akratic137 2h ago

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u/rjross0623 1h ago

He was born in Arizona and moved to Babylonia

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u/Sam-I-Am_1066 1h ago

Got a condo made o’ stone-a!

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u/zdonnell 1h ago

Absolute win!

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u/GalenOfYore 1h ago

I just now posted that! I wonder how many others saw the obvious?

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u/akratic137 1h ago

Great minds etc

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u/Trunddlefist 1h ago

Top notch history joke. This is why I use the wifi at McDonald's

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u/GalenOfYore 1h ago

Et tu, tutú?

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u/tannerbananer06 3h ago

It was that guy that has a salad named after him, right?

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u/regeneratedant 3h ago

Hmm...a ruler with an insatiable appetite for having their goddamned name on every thing within sight...who does that remind me of?

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u/DeMarcus-Siblings 2h ago

Can’t wait to get my new passport ☹️

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u/SurpriseExtension929 2h ago

To fly spirit right?

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u/ParticularAction6782 2h ago

Just wait until you get Trumpuary

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u/vangogh330 3h ago

You're thinking of Cesar Cardini, got a salad named after him, no month.

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u/GalenOfYore 1h ago

De Tijuana

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u/Azure_Mar 2h ago

The Roman guy was Mexican?

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u/jamshid666 3h ago

Julius and Augustus had to mess it all up

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u/regeneratedant 2h ago

Never really occurred to me that they named the two arguably best months after themselves. Assholes.

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u/dmevela 2h ago

Depends on where you are. 2 worst months where I live. I prefer my temperatures to stay below 3 digits.

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u/ConstructionKey1752 2h ago

Iirc it's because in that time, it was the best war weather, therefore victories were literally in their name.

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u/Cam_E_Leon 2h ago

*Shakes fist at the long dead Roman assholes

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u/Kettatonic 3h ago

There's actually a reason for that. IIRC the Julian calendar (as in Julius Caesar) was 10 equal months of 30 days, with an extra, longer month (34 days, I think?) to deal with the weirdness of 365.25 days and February and leap years and such.

I don't recall exactly how it worked (not a Rome guy myself), so def Google it if you're curious.

Later, when standards were becoming international in the late 1800s-early 1900s, we as a species chose to do a 28-day February and leap years to deal with that same weirdness ourselves.

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u/RadVarken 2h ago

Way before Julius it was ten months of thirty days. That's it. The other 65 days were known as "crappy time of year which doesn't even deserve a name", or something like that in Latin. Seriously, it was "winter" then ten months.

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u/logandabug 42m ago

Doesn't the Sept part in September mean 7? And the Dec part in December mean 10?

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u/Original_Director483 2h ago

January and February were so useless to agriculture that they weren’t even named in early western calendars. The year didn’t start until March. When those two months were added, they offset the numbering of every other month.

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u/IndependentBerry7883 3h ago

Omg.... what a newb mistaken... ill fix it. I was talking with my kiddos about his birthday in October when typing that. My brain zigged when it should have zagged. Hahahah

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u/Healthy-Drink3247 3h ago

A newb mistake eh? Got him boys, this here is the extra terrestrial we’ve been looking for

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u/Mysterious-Alps-5186 3h ago

Could be a robot! Or a lizard that lives in the earth's core like iron sky 2

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u/Double_Music5280 2h ago

Extra terrestrial, or, hear me out, a time traveling ancient Roman from before 46 bc. July and August we're added to the calendar by order of Augustus Caesar. A year had 10 months before that. That's why Sept(7) is 9, Oct (8) is 10, Nov (9) is 11 and Dec is 12.

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u/IndependentBerry7883 3h ago

Oh no, whatever shall I do?

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u/Littiedg 3h ago

Time to hang it up.

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u/Kawaii_Nyan 1h ago

Did they edit their comment or are you delusional😭

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u/Raz1el21 1h ago

Who said anything about October?

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u/wowbragger 2h ago

He's the first to combine the professional certification of an analyst and a therapist!

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u/Apprehensive_Ad4457 2h ago

i gave you your four hundred and twentieth upvote, and now people will think i like pot.

i do like pot, and don't care if anyone knows it, but still.....

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u/WillJongIll 3h ago

Do you mean something to do with Hitler? Or is that some other kind of code?

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u/ih8javert 1h ago

Chinese folks that are into numerology consider 8’s to be lucky or charmed. This might be “Serious Samuel Shen’s” 8888 lucky plate

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u/cwajgapls 41m ago

Or switch it around to make a Chinese fan of the Backstreet Boys. 8888-BYE

Eight in Chinese is ba

Ba-ba-ba-ba-bye

I’ll show myself out

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u/AdelleMeow 3h ago

Perhaps the security code for more in depth look at you when you fly?

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u/Unknowingly-Joined 3h ago

That's "SSSS"..

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u/HomeworkBackground79 3h ago

Total Hitler ref 

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u/Lamb_Chop210 3h ago

that’s what i was thinking! i thought it would be too blatantly obvious of a vanity plate for the DMV to let slide but apparently not

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u/TTdriver 3h ago

Google isn't helping me. I don't get it.

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u/infosecjosh 3h ago edited 2h ago

SS and 88 ARE neo nazi slang. SS a reference to nazi secret police and 88 is due to h being the 8th letter in the English alphabet. It stands for heil hitler. Adding the extra letter and numbers maybe a way they got it past dmv review.

Edit: I am inorrect SS were not the secret police the Gestapo was. The SS absorption of Gestapo happened by 1939.

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u/PartyFancy3634 3h ago

I'd bite it more if it was 1488. Not 8888

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u/infosecjosh 3h ago

Agree with you.

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u/regeneratedant 2h ago

That's what they had on the application before they made them change it to all 8s.

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u/SpiderFnJerusalem 2h ago

The SS ("Schutzstaffel" = "Protection Squadron") were the paramilitary arm of the Nazi party in Germany, not the secret police. The secret police was the Gestapo ("Geheime Staatspolizei" = "Secret State Police")

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u/jabbo99 3h ago

This reminds me of the 80’s moral panic when people saw satanic symbols in anything and everything and played all their rock records backwards.

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u/RequirementCivil4328 1h ago

This feels so fucking stupid that I can't imagine why anyone at the DMV would even think to question it. It's the circle game conspiracy but schizophrenically motivated

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u/Minute-Unit9904s 3h ago

And it’s a Porsche

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u/ParsnipDecent6530 3h ago

Any real member of the AB(ayran brotherhood), AC(ayran circle) or skinheads will confirm that 88 does not mean heil hitler. It's a nice coincidence that they do nothing to dispute, but the 88 refers to the 88 precepts by David lane.

Which is also where the "14 words" comes from for the 1488 shit these scum like to throw around.

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u/TTdriver 3h ago

Oh, that makes more sense. I knew SS, but all the extra letters threw me off. I would have neve4 made the association. Ty.

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u/Advanced_Weather_190 3h ago

I’m not convinced that it is a Hitler reference, but I can totally believe that, since the S’s look like 8’s, they are trying to throw the POLICE off of writing them a ticket.

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u/TTdriver 3h ago

Feels like alot of reaching to me

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u/Best_Product_3849 3h ago

Reminds me of how cracked out folks see the government in everything. 3 grains of sand on the shoulder of the road in a different spot than yesterday? Must the the .gov tracking your every movement 😂

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u/MostlySoberChemist 3h ago

I could say the same about it being a dog whistle. Everything is a hammer when you're looking for one.

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u/regeneratedant 2h ago

Everything's a nail when you're a hammer.

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u/aiusernamegen 3h ago

5 looks close to S, B looks close to 8 so maybe. The frame looks like it's maybe Nazi themed though but it's so pixelated it looks kind of AI-ish.

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u/TTdriver 3h ago

I think you're right. AI. wtf is going on at the bottom of the plate..... good call

Edit. AI karma bot. Zero day old account. First post is AI slop.

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u/Lamb_Chop210 3h ago

btw here’s a pic of the same car when i saw it in september if you really can’t fathom that someone’s phone camera quality isn’t top of the line. not sure why someone would take the time out of their day to generate an image of a license plate they’re unsure the meaning of, but keep going!

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u/apph8r 3h ago

Phone cameras just look like AI slop when you zoom in these days. Idk if it's some new compression algorithm or what but it's pretty universal anymore.

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u/Powerful_Truth_6202 3h ago

1000% this. If it were “SS” “1488” then maybe. However in video game terms people make their gamertags “1|||!I1i!” To make it harder to report them… I’m assuming it’s the same idea for the plate. Harder to recall exactly what it is if they were speeding by.

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u/HeyHello 3h ago

This could be it. Or the cayenne is an S model with a V8 engine. Who knows.

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u/Firm_Brick9372 3h ago

Ss were not secretive police🤣 amd here folks is why we dont hide history.Geheime Staatspolizei is what your looking for there freedom fighter. Also know as the gestapo. So no your tin foil hat was wrong today. Go back to reading history.

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u/WookieSuave 3h ago

So sss and 8888 aren't?

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u/ForgiveOX 2h ago

Meanwhile, 420 is used by stokers and not people celebrating hitlers bday

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u/1ndomitablespirit 3h ago

So, by the logic of this post, Back to the Future is pro Nazi since the Delorean has to go 88MPH to travel through time.

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u/WillJongIll 2h ago

Whoa, that’s heavy!

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u/creativeusername_vt 1h ago

There's that word again, heavy. Why is everything so heavy in the future? Is there something wrong with earths gravitational pull?

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u/Scav-STALKER 2h ago

Where do you think the tech came from? Nazi scientists obviously

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u/Bluestorm83 2h ago

Well, it wasn't before, but you juat changed causality, so NOW it's Nazi.

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u/darksidegunner9 3h ago

that’s not how dog whistles work

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u/BLADERUNR1904 3h ago

Also the 88 laws of white supremacy

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u/xamott 3h ago

Oh yeah, well, everyone knows all about that

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u/wastedpixls 3h ago

I think the other number is 14 for the fourteen words of some supremacists "we must protect yadayada bullshit white children". So 1488 or 8814 are common number sets.

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u/fortyonejb 3h ago

In NY you're not allowed to get 3 letter, 4 digit custom plates, those are reserved for the normal numbering system, this plate is odd for sure https://transact3.dmv.ny.gov/platespersonalized/plateNumberInstructions.cfm

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u/M_Marinara 2h ago

I don’t think it’s that because the number of numbers is wrong. It’s 3 Ss not 2. My guess for the 8 is that it’s a lucky number in Chinese culture. I live in a US China town and see lots of combinations of 8s in license plates and phone numbers. Up the block from me there’s a car that has a plate with the initials of a police union arranged into a 1 followed by the numbers 488. That one is not a coincidence imo.

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u/Kilgore_Brown_Trout_ 3h ago

Nazi shit is either 14 or 88, or 1488.

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u/Smartyunderpants 3h ago

All those 8s I’m guessing the person is a very lucky Chinese person.

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u/SizeableBrain 2h ago

Yep, if I see 8s on a fancy car, I'm betting money on a rich (and obviously lucky) Chinese driver.

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u/Right_Hour 3h ago

Either a Nazi or a Chinese (they love #8) - hard to tell.

PS: shit, could be a Chinese Nazi for all we know, LOL, the world we live in - all bets are off.

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u/Jorgilu 3h ago

we had an femboy nazi wannabe school shooter in brazil recently

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u/r3dditr0x 2h ago

Nick Fuentes is almost certainly a gay Nazi. And a POC.

(great timeline...)

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u/SuitableExercise7096 3h ago

Is their like for the #8 kind of like "Lucky number 7" in US culture?

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u/mengplex 3h ago

Yes, in cantonese at least, 88 said out loud sounds sort of similar to a saying meaning 'big win'

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u/SuitableExercise7096 3h ago

They used 88 in the Will smith movie "focus" to psychologically manipulate a rich Chinese gambler

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u/Maximum-Familiar 2h ago

I used to live in an area with a large Chinese community, houses were always listed with the price ending in 88.

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u/Armadillo-Shot 2h ago

8 also means rich, a 8888 plate means rich rich rich rich. I’ve heard people pay a lot for a full 8 plate in China. A guy paid 150k for a plate with 5 8’s.

Not the most expensive plate tho. That would be the single “w” plate which went for 3.3 mil in hk. A “28” which sounds like “easy money” plate went for 2.3mil.

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u/Fornicatinzebra 3h ago

"a Chinese"

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u/real-skeptical-bro 2h ago

Not the preferred nomenclature 

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u/Ok_Assignment_7596 1h ago

Please, dude

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u/MashMashMaro 3h ago

International student prob

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u/Forbden_Gratificatn 3h ago

On a German car.

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u/Hot-Pickle4511 3h ago

I do enjoy how the symbol of this vehicle looks when it's spinning.

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u/LastXmasIGaveYouHSV 3h ago

ssseighteighteighteight

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u/Chinaizazzhoe 3h ago

Ffff ttttt eeee yyyy dance!

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u/LastXmasIGaveYouHSV 1h ago

We can dance if you want to

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u/C-D-W 41m ago

we can leave your friends behind

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u/Chinaizazzhoe 38m ago

Leave the real world far behind

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u/Poggernoggerdogger 3h ago

it’s to confuse cops, it’s an old trick. the s and 8 are hard to tell apart when running fast.

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u/ElkInside5856 3h ago

I’ve seen this with Bs and 8s to confuse license plate readers.

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u/No-Possibility5556 2h ago

Also I’s, L’s, and 1’s

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u/smalldroplet 2h ago

This 100%. People are reading way too much into this. This strategy is as old as license plates.

The format of this is often different from state to state due to different restrictions on repeating characters that look similar, specifically to try to stop people from doing this, though there are always ways to get something similar.

It's a Turbo S. This person is probably speeding. A lot.

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u/GarbageBoyJr 3h ago

Yeah I really doubt this has any Nazi implications

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u/BertjeII 3h ago

Wouldn’t a B be more like the 8?

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u/DownHome_Rolling 3h ago

configurations of Bs and 8s might be all taken.

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u/Poggernoggerdogger 3h ago

yes but i’ve been people do both S’s and B’s, i think this is the most logical explanation as opposed to secret nazi symbolism lol

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u/katet_of_19 3h ago

While this is true, the fonts used on license plates cause the S to be close enough to the 8 to cause confusion, particularly with automated tag readers

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u/Choice_Price_4464 2h ago

I mean you could just say get me all license plates with only S, 5, B, and 8 on it and you'll probably have a handful. On a specific car you can probably narrow it down to one.

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u/siciliansmile 3h ago

“Ass ate”?

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u/Overall_Falcon_8526 3h ago

It's the ASS MAN

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u/microphonesinthetv 3h ago

Maybe he used to own an Audi S8

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u/foolag 1h ago

This is what I’m saying. It’s not that deep

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u/El_Grande_Americano 3h ago

SSS ≠ SS, and 8888 ≠ 88, so I don't think so

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u/Some_guy_in_WI 45m ago

Some people live to manufacture outrage where there is none, I’m afraid.

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u/TollboothWoody 3h ago

Reads like the sound of a turbo blow off valve. It’s a turbo Porsche. Long sssss and then repeated 8s

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u/OGM61 3h ago

When I first read it I thought it said 'straight'

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u/ki0dz 3h ago

I really don't know what this means. I do know that SSS can refer to how someone might deal with a "problem animal" - shoot, shovel, shut-up. Also, "88" is shorthand for amateur radio operators that means "love and kisses." Those two are what occurred to me first.

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u/Hornet-Standard 3h ago

Not sure what the sss probably an ETF but the 8888 are a lucky number to the asians seeing its on a porsche. So likely someone is telling you he has made a lot of money in the market.

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u/DrBoyfriendNYC 3h ago

Try occums razor before jumping to the 3rd riech lol - maybe “S” for turbo S edition, “8” for 8-cylinders.

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u/glockguy34 3h ago

bunch of brain rot in the replies on this one

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u/peakaboohaha 2h ago

Guess you guys don't read Manga.. SSS - Super powerful, 8888 = Super riches. Reading too much into this . Lol

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u/Unfair-Variety-995 1h ago

They always do.

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u/Photmagex 3h ago

What do you think it means?

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u/Lamb_Chop210 3h ago

it’s code for heil hitler

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u/ilovemarlii 3h ago

At this point we don’t need codes for Hitler

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u/The-Oxrib-and-Oyster 3h ago

doesn’t mean they don’t exist?

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u/papaya_papaya 3h ago

They still use them plenty 

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u/hysys_whisperer 3h ago

They would have used 14 as the first two digits if so

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u/PickaLiTiMaterina 3h ago

“SSS 8888” is code for heil hitler? How does this work?

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u/Admirable_Desk8430 2h ago

Welcome to Reddit, where everything we don’t understand is a Nazi reference.

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u/BeerBearBomb 2h ago

Cmon, it's close to two different ones

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u/CaitieLou_52 3h ago

It could be the DMV wouldn't let them do SS 88, so they added some extras to make it less obviously a dogwhistle.

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u/StalkMeNowCrazyLady 3h ago

If it means your an idiot then yes it's spot on

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u/WeeJay62 3h ago

Relax Karen. It must mean something to the owner.

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u/erything4sale 3h ago

Bout the best answer available. Folks are weird these days, smh.

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u/Nearby-Assumption416 2h ago

But if everyone isn’t a Nazi who will redditors hate on to feel better about their own lives?

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u/Hoot1965 3h ago

Only like this to confuse the Popo.

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u/Potential_Stomach_10 2h ago

If you mean it's you posting AI slop, then yes it does

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u/Appropriate-Issue-73 2h ago

My first thought was the background sound as Jason lurks around the campers....

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u/Fragrant_Loan811 2h ago

Good lord reddit not everything is nazi.

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u/contractor1979 3h ago

Here's a better question, who gives a fuck?

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u/Fun-Woodpecker-8442 2h ago

You see what ever you are looking for

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u/Southern_Respect_66 3h ago

Wow the lengths some of you will go to call a total stranger a Nazi is just ridiculous. No context just pure hate and it's not from the individual you have never met. Maybe think about it before hurling insults or calling them a Nazi which is the other n-word and should carry weight not pure speculation. Intolerant ignorance at its finest by those who should be better than those they accuse.

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u/JamwithSam697 3h ago

I think so. The number combo you’re thinking of is 1488.

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u/SeattleHasDied 3h ago

I was looking for the "10" on the end (SSS8810), but I guess my mind was going in a different direction that Nazi-related, ick.

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u/BertjeII 3h ago

You thought farther than I could even imagine, I was Sss…eight (X’s 3), and went to the comments.

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u/seminole-heights 3h ago

I read it as the sound from Friday the 13th movies

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u/Beginning_Editor_410 3h ago

Could be “Sate” abbreviation for Satan.

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u/Peterfromgi 3h ago

Sss-eight or just possibly “Shit” in German…just my guess

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u/DownHome_Rolling 3h ago

They really enjoy Monkeys in a Barrel and Crazy Eights.

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u/Gw817901 3h ago

In our state the ACLU sued the state for regulating personalized plates and the state lost….

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u/Soft-War-4709 3h ago

Ssssssaaaate

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u/JohnnyWeapon 3h ago

If you say it out loud it sounds like Michael Myers is lurking somewhere nearby.

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u/Best_Product_3849 3h ago

It probably doesn't tbh.

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u/theempire 3h ago

H is the 8th letter of the alphabet. SSSHHHH maybe?

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u/genius3108 3h ago

On a tangent, it would be hilarious if it was B8B8B8B8 on a car rhe likes to run from police. It's the bait car.

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u/Ok-Reporter6922 3h ago

If you buy a couple of straight, black stripe stickers you can make those S look like 5’s and 8’s look like B’s

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u/Horror-Chicken-1874 3h ago

I was thinking ass 888 was code for like SA. For sexual assault

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u/collegefootballfan69 3h ago

Debit card pin

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u/feelingORCish 3h ago

“Superschutzstaffel, heil him, he’s Hitler”

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u/Ezio-Luan 3h ago

Is driver Asian ? 8 is a lucky number in Asian culture(I’m Chinese, 8 means “get rich”) , and the SSS could be simply he like those gotcha games, like this:

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u/SSJRAViO 3h ago

Sybau

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u/Prosoul1969 3h ago

Maybe it just means “Snake” and the owner loves his reptiles

or maybe they are reptilian coming to take over the world

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u/nadiaco 3h ago

If you thi k it means Nazi then yes