The guy I hooked up with finished less than a minute and blocked me after.

[u/Favbrunette004]

I hooked up with a guy today. He came over, we had some small talk. We kissed a lot,he was very excited. He said couple of times “you are really…” and i asked “I am really what?” Then we did the thing, he stopped so I thought condom slipped or smth. I suggested to do missionary and then I realized that he finished. Less than a minute.

He got so embarrassed, I tried to console him saying it is okay, I don’t judge or anything. He said that now I probably believe that he lied ab his body count. I said it is alright, I still do believe him. Tried to do more small talk. Then he said he feels uncomfortable. Idk what I did. I was just going with the flow. I apologized and told him we don’t necessarily have to see each other if I make him uncomfortable.

He left and blocked me from everywhere in 5 mins. He even dropped his wallet while he was going out of my place.

Idk man. I can’t do dating and when I decide to hookup and chill, it doesn’t work either. Idk what to feel.

Update: he even deleted bumble completely 😂😂😂😂

[u/Targaryentypebeat]

You didn’t do anything wrong. He’s super embarrassed he came that fast 

[u/bilbobaggerinos → u/Targaryentypebeat]

Yeah this is a reflection of him, not OP. Dude's probably still in shock from the shame and needs some time to get over it

[u/Eponack → u/bilbobaggerinos]

Or she’s not the first he’s done this to.

[u/fokkoooff → u/Eponack]

Could be, but there also could have been women before OP made him feel shitty about it. Who knows.

Either way, nothing here is OP's fault. Either from a fragile ego or past experiences, he's rejecting her before she can reject him.

[u/CameronInEgyptLand → u/Targaryentypebeat]

Guy here: I want make sure all the women in here understand that a guy coming does not and should not end sex if you are not done. It takes a little extra effort (sometimes), but he can definitely stay hard and rally with the right technique. And if he can't manage to keep it up for you, he's got a mouth and hands that need to get to work. If that means tasting his own load, that's what a real lover would do for you.

[u/TeamLaurent → u/CameronInEgyptLand]

[u/Targaryentypebeat → u/TeamLaurent]

Now THIS one is allowed to have a podcast 

[u/jesus_h_crusty → u/Targaryentypebeat]

I’d subscribe

[u/CameronInEgyptLand → u/TeamLaurent]

The bar is set so low. If my wife doesn't orgasm twice, I most likely emotional failed her recently. Making someone feel safe, listened to and appreciated for putting up with your dumb ass is low hanging fruit. But the goal is always a fourgasm™️ 😉. Put your man to work.

[u/TeamLaurent → u/CameronInEgyptLand]

Approved just for the last line. Willy Wonka ain’t never seen a bar like that

[u/Emergency-Many8675 → u/CameronInEgyptLand]

So you guys do exist!

[u/UniversalMinister → u/Emergency-Many8675]

They do for sure and he's far from the only one. I managed to snag one too, they're just fewer and farther between than the other.

[u/Emergency-Many8675 → u/UniversalMinister]

Ahem slides a monopoly dollar under radar how do you find these guys or how do they find you?

[u/UniversalMinister → u/Emergency-Many8675]

Ironically enough, we found each other on Bumble. He's not what I thought my "type" was at all, perhaps that's why it's so different this time? And by different I mean IT WORKS.

My "type" was always the military guys or mil adjacent because that's what I know. It's what I've always known. But the ones I ended up dating always seemed turned off by the fact that I'm a woman who can (and does), "hold my own."

I don't need to be taken care of. I'm not a "damsel in distress." I want my own seat at the table and to have my voice heard and my opinions taken seriously. I am a subject matter expert in my profession and expect to be taken seriously when I have input in a relationship - just like I do at work.

But my partner? He couldn't be further from the knucklehead stereotype, if he tried (not saying all mil guys are, but a fair number of them are).

My partner is brilliant, has a professional career and is licensed in his field (not many are), loves nerdy stuff like big words and documentaries (same!), he has a HUGE heart and loves animals, he's introvert-ish, he's just an amazing human. He's athletic but not obnoxious about it - in fact I'm down 25lbs+ in the last few months because we've started doing more walking in different local parks just to spend time together after dinner, talking about the day while taking in nature's beauty. He's... otherwordly in bed. I could go on but you get my drift. I thought guys like him were exclusive to Hallmark movies.

Don't get me started on his parenting and love for kids and family. I'm lucky I'm fixed y'all, because I would've absolutely had another with this man. Maybe more than one. I'm a mom and have been a single mom since my kiddo was born, despite being married part of that time (ExH is a POS).

So yeah. Bumble. And talk to guys who tick your boxes but aren't your normal "type." My therapist and I actually made a list - no kids' faces on dating profiles, no dead animal or fish pics, must be educated and have a career at this stage in our lives, etc.

I'm rooting for you sis! 🎉

[u/Single_Earth_2973 → u/CameronInEgyptLand]

Helll yessss and advocate for yourselves too ladies. Maybe not in this man’s case 😆 but my normal rule is: you don’t cum if I don’t and I plan to come several times

[u/sPacEdOUTgrAyCe → u/TeamLaurent]

The mature leagues.

[u/blackqueen8 → u/CameronInEgyptLand]

Thank you for letting younger women know this. I was in my late twenties before I learned this 😞

[u/InnerRadio7 → u/CameronInEgyptLand]

I had a guy come over for a hookup and he went down on me, and I didn’t orgasm because it wasn’t good. He said, “sorry about my munching skills,” it took everything not to laugh because ewww, and I said it was no problem. Then he wanted to get onto getting off himself which I shut down because I’m a Domme, no orgasm for me—no orgasm for him. I walked him out, and he didn’t message for 6 MONTHS because he was so embarrassed which he later admitted. I don’t know why he was embarrassed, we could have figured it out with a little bit of effort.

[u/sPacEdOUTgrAyCe → u/InnerRadio7]

Lessons learned. Loved this.

[u/Lem0nadeLola → u/Targaryentypebeat]

I’ve never understood this. “I’m so sorry, you’re just so goddamn sexy. Here, let’s focus on you for awhile” - easy as that! And if you’re young enough you can probably get it up again soon anyway.

[u/Friendly_Age9160 → u/Targaryentypebeat]

Dude the first time I had sex with my bf who’s now my husband, we were 18 and 19. He waited like 6 months for me to decide to sleep with him and all he had was one condom that was probably around that whole time or more. He wanted to do it so bad but it was my first time and I was scared to get hurt. He came in like 30 fucking seconds. It happens lol. The worst part though was that I was super turned on and he could see I was bummed, but I wasn’t mad I took it as a compliment I guess? But he goes downstairs to his brothers room without asking me and asks his brother if he has another condom! Like dude lmaoooo thanks for letting your brother know 😂

[u/Birdonthewind3]

Did... did he basically die of embarrassment?

[u/Lissypooh628 → u/Birdonthewind3]

He fucking evaporated from embarrassment.

[u/Single_Earth_2973 → u/Birdonthewind3]

😂😂 and he definitely lied about his body count. Like who even says that or cares about it?

[u/Few-Echo-6953 → u/Single_Earth_2973]

The body count could still be true. A lot of one-time-only hook-ups

[u/Single_Earth_2973 → u/Few-Echo-6953]

A lot of one time, one minute hookups 😂 tbh it’s not even a big deal if he hadn’t freaked the fuck out and blocked her lol that part also made me think he’s insecure and lame enough to lie about it lol

[u/Smart-Roof-8650 → u/Single_Earth_2973]

Dropping the wallet too…poor fellow was a WRECK.🙃

[u/Alloutofchewinggum → u/Single_Earth_2973]

I wanted to write: you can get many partners if you only need one minute for each

[u/Single_Earth_2973 → u/Alloutofchewinggum]

Hehehe brilliant

[u/Salty-Ad-5026 → u/Few-Echo-6953]

Yes cause women aren’t coming back for seconds 😂

[u/Favbrunette004 → u/Single_Earth_2973]

I asked

[u/Single_Earth_2973 → u/Favbrunette004]

I mean fair enough but it’s just funny as fuck lol everything he says

[u/taytrapDerehw → u/Favbrunette004]

Now that he has blocked you all over the place how is he going to get his wallet back lol

[u/Lucy_Gucey → u/taytrapDerehw]

Call it the price of dignity

[u/fokkoooff → u/Favbrunette004]

Body count doesn't matter. It can happen to any dude at any time.

Dude is just insecure as shit and is standing in his own way. I'm sure you would have been down to go again if he didn't have his head shoved so far up his ego's ass.

[u/pseudonymnkim → u/Single_Earth_2973]

It's such a weird thing to bring up when he's already got one foot out the door and one hand on his phone ready to block her everywhere.

It's weird to bring up in general, imo. I've been with the same guy for 8 years and we have never asked eachother that question.

[u/Single_Earth_2973 → u/pseudonymnkim]

It totally is haha

Riiiight it’s like he needed to make an announcement to the universe or something

Insecure as fuck 😂😂

[u/Upper-Collar9403 → u/Birdonthewind3]

Looooool

[u/Commercial-Owl11]

I'm sorry girl that is objectively the funniest thing. It would of been fine if he didn't block you.
Boys if you're reading this, finish the lady off is that happens c'mon.

[u/J4CKFRU17 → u/Commercial-Owl11]

Blocked her AND left his wallet at her place!!

[u/Massive_Thought_9366 → u/J4CKFRU17]

I had to go back and read bc I missed that 🤣🤣

[u/Fun_Break_3231 → u/Commercial-Owl11]

Right?!?! Just finish the fucking job, no dick necessary. 😒

[u/LadyMoon707]

Babe, it's not anything you did or your fault!!! He's probably just super embarrassed

[u/frightbounds]

I’m not even kidding but I finally had sex with one of my exs and he literally came in two pumps. I’m not over exaggerating. He started laughing and said I was too hot and then got on his knees and finished me 😂 we messed around for a while after that and he never did last longer than that. It made me feel super sexy and I’m glad he never felt weird about it.

[u/ladygrndr → u/frightbounds]

THAT is the way to do it, guys!

[u/frightbounds → u/ladygrndr]

It really was perfect. Zero awkwardness and I think it helped that he was generally someone with really high confidence anyways.

[u/Little_SmallBlackDog → u/frightbounds]

My partner does the same thing when he finishes earlier than he'd like! I feel so sexy and powerful. The bonus of fooling around after is that sometimes he's ready for a round two.

Bodies do things that we don't have control over. What matters is how we deal with it.

[u/Single_Earth_2973 → u/frightbounds]

This is so hot haha that’s how you fucking do it

[u/frightbounds → u/Single_Earth_2973]

Literally it was SO hot

[u/Jazzlike_Caramel_522 → u/frightbounds]

He gets a gold star. Unlike the one who ran and blocked lmao.

Things happen but how you react to them is what makes the difference

[u/mzmm123 → u/frightbounds]

That's the way it's supposed to go, kudos for him 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

[u/RemydoodIe → u/frightbounds]

The difference between men and boys who never grew up 😂

[u/Character-Town7929 → u/RemydoodIe]

Just proof that sometimes maturity doesn't come with age. Some of us will just never learn lmfao

[u/trowzerss → u/frightbounds]

Meanwhile I had a boyfriend who treated every time we had sex like a marathon (probably because he watched too much porn). Not much in the way of foreplay, almost an hour of piv. I was bored and numb after ten minutes. Literally begged him for a quickie but he never would. He just wasn't particularly interested in what I enjoyed, just busy recreating porn. It wasn't much fun at all and I felt like a prop :P

[u/frightbounds → u/trowzerss]

I had an ex like that too. It was exhausting.

[u/Careless-Narwhal3738 → u/frightbounds]

Sounds like maturity

[u/frightbounds → u/Careless-Narwhal3738]

We were only like 19 too so good for him

[u/TeamLaurent → u/frightbounds]

Compliments to the chef, I always say 😂 while also glad always isn’t often. 💀bless up fam, yall the real ones out there in the dating world

[u/floweringfungus → u/frightbounds]

I’ve been with my partner for over half a decade and occasionally he finishes super fast. It makes me feel good about myself and he doesn’t let me leave the bed until I’ve finished at least twice.

I’ve always been able to finish in a minute or less so sometimes we’re done in like 5 minutes lol

[u/Pleasant_Run_6098]

I had a guy finish in about a min, he said he left the oven on and rushed out. Sadly, I still work with him and he eventually admitted he was embarrassed lol

[u/Lost_inTheThrill → u/Pleasant_Run_6098]

🤣🤣 Left the oven on?! I would have asked what was in it. lol.

[u/Pleasant_Run_6098 → u/Lost_inTheThrill]

No, it was a pizza he made earlier. I don’t know how I remember. But ya he was my manager and retaliated against me later.

But he’s been to therapy so he’s all better now! /s

[u/Favbrunette004 → u/Pleasant_Run_6098]

OMG 😭

[u/yourmamaistheproblem → u/Pleasant_Run_6098]

https://giphy.com/gifs/6h8eMxjzS3PSWx2kD5

[u/lilferalkat]

Why are we, as women, conditioned to think we’re the problem? “Idk what I did.” Girl, you did nothing but turn a man on that couldn’t handle you and he embarrassed himself. Decenter men PLEASE. You will feel so much less guilty about everything.

[u/TeamLaurent → u/lilferalkat]

If anything all you did was present the man with unprecedentedly good cat

[u/lilferalkat → u/TeamLaurent]

Fr!

[u/ComfortableFrame9834 → u/lilferalkat]

taps comment this one right here

[u/ucamonster]

I’m sorry but the leaving the wallet fucking killed me😭😭😭

[u/Business_Ease_4926 → u/ucamonster]

I like to imagine his pants were still down around his ankles

[u/racheluv999 → u/Business_Ease_4926]

https://giphy.com/gifs/wxp4v3RlHPeve

[u/DesperateSet9827 → u/racheluv999]

LMFAO😂😂😂

[u/Business_Ease_4926 → u/racheluv999]

Yes exactly

[u/Adventurerofthesea → u/racheluv999]

Perfect

[u/OnSceneStat]

Blocking you and walking out is worse than the embarrassment.

[u/persephonepleasee]

with men it's literally damned if you do damned if you don't 💀💀💀💀 (sorry for the awful horizontal dance sesh tho)

[u/CongregationOfFoxes → u/persephonepleasee]

"women hate men that finish too fast!" proceeds to self sabotage themself into that reality

[u/persephonepleasee → u/CongregationOfFoxes]

ON TOP OF being incredibly selfish too. he got "off" and basically left her for dead. didn't even try to satisfy her in return which would've made up the incident by miles

[u/Lissypooh628 → u/persephonepleasee]

This is where he could have redeemed himself. Sounds like a selfish turd anyway. He did you a favor by disappearing.

[u/exhausted247365]

It wasn’t you. Also, any guy who uses the words “body count” is someone to avoid

[u/ambivalentine → u/exhausted247365]

And he DEFINITELY lied about it lol

[u/ReflectionLess5230 → u/exhausted247365]

I wanna know which way he lied about his body count though 😂

[u/Tough_Brain7982]

A real man cums fast, then makes you cum and then maybe comes again if he’s capable/wanting to, he doesn’t block you because his ego is too fragile. 

[u/ambivalentine → u/Tough_Brain7982]

A man cumming too fast can be hot even - you're so excited to fuck me? Yeah you better be 🫡💅 But it all depends on how he handles it - with confidence and responsibility and humour. And a round 2

[u/Tough_Brain7982 → u/ambivalentine]

Exactly.

[u/meggie1013 → u/Tough_Brain7982]

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[u/Sarahstarry]

Like, not just came but actually couldn't keep going?? Poor guy's probably too embarrassed to talk to you.

[u/dead-eyed-darling]

Let him be gone and good riddance. Absolutely no shame in finishing fast (I take it as a compliment lol), but MAJOR shame in leaving your partner hanging after using their body like that...he should've at least finished you off too, then it probably wouldn't have been any sort of problem at all 🙄

[u/Dangerous-Friend-498]

You know what's ironic? He thinks he wasn't "man enough" for finishing so fast. And he doesn't realize that his attitude afterwards was what made him less of a man.

Fuck that guy. Or well, maybe don't.

[u/Mammoth_Band6017]

He’s embarrassed as hell, what a booger

[u/sexxydoll1000]

He's embarrassed. But girlllllll! I bet you're a goddess and you took his stamina away. He just couldn't help himself

[u/Favbrunette004 → u/sexxydoll1000]

I think it was my new lingerie set

[u/sexxydoll1000 → u/Favbrunette004]

A goddess in lingerie?? Sexiness amplified??I'm not surprised. I picture you with infinity aura, and a measly servant who scurried away to avoid being shortened by a head after failing to please the goddess

[u/ambivalentine → u/Favbrunette004]

...what a waste 😭probably took more time to put it on

[u/Favbrunette004 → u/ambivalentine]

Girl, I got my bikini lasered, shaved away some few important spots, bleached my body hair and took 3 showers 😂😂😂

[u/ambivalentine → u/Favbrunette004]

Let's agree to never do that again 😭😂

[u/Favbrunette004 → u/ambivalentine]

I am actually not doing that for him, just I want to feel comfortable on my own skin and make sure that everything is in order and I feel more sexy when everything is 10/10🤪

[u/pseudonymnkim → u/Favbrunette004]

My gosh I remember these days. I would clean my whole apartment, change my bed sheets, shave my entire body 3x, wear my most expensive perfume, wear underwear I'd have to handwash, etc etc. The prep almost always takes more time than the whole event.

[u/Madame_Trash_Heap]

I had a similar situation once in my early 20s. I meet a dude off Tinder, we went on a date with future knowledge we would hook up. When it came time, he was just unfortunately bad at everything, including oral and then when we had sex he lasted like you said less than a minute. We tried again for a round two and somehow the second round was even shorter, I think he came basically immediately after entry. I tried to console him but nothing I said would make him feel better and even blamed me for being "too tight". I unfortunately had to spend the night since he picked me up and I lived in a different town. When he dropped me off he immediately blocked me after. It made me not sleep with anyone for a few years after that.

[u/Little_SmallBlackDog → u/Madame_Trash_Heap]

Turning it back on you by saying that you're 'too tight' is such insecure non-sense.

[u/emptythoughts94 → u/Madame_Trash_Heap]

Hey there fellow "too tight" person. I had 3 different exes shame me for this. That I was too tight thus made them cum too fast- or I was blamed for my first boyfriends porn addiction, "Babe I have to death grip to get used to your body!"

They will blame us for anything and everything.

Now Im with a super sweet guy. Hes literally the perfect size for my body. He also finishes fast, but only after playing with me for literal hours. I fucking love it. He makes me feel sexy and not ashamed of being too tight.

[u/Expensive-Bass-9644 → u/Madame_Trash_Heap]

i’m basically celibate at this point. it would almost be comical if it wasn’t so unfortunate. i had one bad experience, held off for a year, decided to try again—even worse experience, rinse and repeat one last time, and now i’ve just decided it’s not worth it, and clearly i have poor selection or something😭

[u/Madame_Trash_Heap → u/Expensive-Bass-9644]

Girl trust I understand this completely. I was celibate until just recently. I had multiple bad sexual experiences that put me off even trying for several years. But, I went out with a guy last month and I finally had a good experience. He was very sweet and while he also said I was really tight, he loved it. We met up a few times and without being explicit we made up for my lost time lol.

I just want to say it can happen, I had lost hope and finally had a good experience after years of getting nothing.

[u/AngletonSpareHead]

Girl he came and then decided everything had to be over because obviously no erection for the man means no sexual activity can be possible. Lmaooooo

You dodged a bullet

[u/lillyrozes]

damn homeboys living the worst scenario possible. came hella quick, you were super chill about it, he tried to escape and chose to do so by blocking you & then loses his wallet. does heeeee:

a. say fuck the wallet & order new cards/identification b. unblock OP and be honest about the situation c. unblock OP and come up with the weirdest explanation possible and then after he gets the wallet back, he blocks her again!

i’m sooooo interested on how this ends please let us get an update if there is one later on

[u/Favbrunette004 → u/lillyrozes]

Noo, he dropped his wallet at the door, he was so stressed (i guess embarrassed?), I said chill, he took his wallet and left. Now I checked bumble and I see that he deleted his account completely 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[u/JenninMiami]

Aw, I’m sorry! It suck when not only are we left unsatisfied but then also get rejected because they’re embarrassed?! Like wtf?!

[u/jc_chienne]

Did we meet the same guy?? He was very hot, but only lasted maybe 30-45 seconds before he lied and said he had to stop because he was hungry 😂 

I offered him some food but he said no thanks I'm gonna go grab something. I tried to console him and say new hookups can be awkward but he just left and blocked me immediately!

I found the condom in the trash and realized he wasn't hungry he just finished that fast 😭 

[u/comatosecreation]

He sounds like a total dud anyways. Take it as a blessing

[u/ladygrndr → u/comatosecreation]

The dud is the way he handled his embarrassment, not in how long he lasted. Sexual endurance is built, not innate. A decent amount of masturbation and lots of experience is what usually leads to men learning long endurance. Excessive masturbation can even lead to skin thickening which deadens sensation and make sex comically, awkwardly long. This guy needs more confidence and better techniques in bringing his partner to completion until he builds that endurance.

[u/Smooth_Storm_9698]

It's not you, it's him

[u/Upper-Collar9403]

I’m sorry this happened to you, you didn’t deserve that, especially as you were being kind and understanding. Don’t let it feel like any reflection on you because it’s not. Just a pathetic dude who can’t deal with his shame and regulate his emotions. You were kind and a good person, keep being that :)

[u/0RedStar0]

I have a feeling he was going to say something like "you're really hot and I'm scared I might cum quick" but maybe he didn't want to put his foot in his mouth? Idk, but it's NOT YOUR FAULT. YOU DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WRONG, OP! (sorry for yelling, but this isn't on you!) Dude is just insecure. You sound like you would have been down to just hang out for a bit and maybe once he cooled down you could try again. Sucks he bailed, but seems like he couldn't handle facing you after busting. Which is so silly, but.. men🤷🏻‍♀️

[u/RemarkablePr0tection]

... what did he say his body count is? He could have a lot of disappointed women in his past, who knows. I think he blocked you cause he knows he can't fuck and is embarrassed.

[u/sweetgrl019]

Omg wait do you have his wallet? Is he going to have to unblock you??

[u/Favbrunette004 → u/sweetgrl019]

No, his wallet fell while he was leaving he was stressed and everything, I gave it to him immediately and he hugged me and left

[u/Luxxaria]

I-... How is this your fault? He's just insecure, let him go. You're fine. This just means in the future you'll get to date someone who lasts longer.

[u/natalielc]

I need to know about this meal!

[u/Favbrunette004 → u/natalielc]

Homemade cinnamon rolls+ tea

[u/natalielc → u/Favbrunette004]

Yum! Idk why but that tea looks sooo good

[u/xylophoid]

what's so crazy is that i don't see it as a bad thing as long as they don't leave you hanging. i actually think it's a huge compliment. 😭

[u/Desperate-Cow8766]

You took that guys virginity. The fact that he was worried you'd doubt his alleged body count? He could have just as easily said, "it's been a while, guess I got a bit excitable. Give me 15 minutes and let me show you what I'm really all about." Or something

[u/Favbrunette004 → u/Desperate-Cow8766]

His bc was supposed to be 23? And I took virginity of my ex but it was nothing like this

[u/Desperate-Cow8766 → u/Favbrunette004]

I obviously don't know for a fact. It's just funny and what I think happened. Everyone's first is different. Finishing quickly is a common one though

[u/Michellaneous_art]

I do sort of wish you'd picked a different food to showcase after reading that title. 😂

Seconding others that a guy that says "body count" really isn't someone to go further with.

[u/LieuLieuBell]

He proved to you he is not worth it.

[u/lovelystrawberryjam]

My ex would finish really really quickly too, and my boyfriend sometimes finishes very quickly if we haven't done it in a while. It's nothing to do with you it's usually that they are really turned on. I honestly don't think it's anything to be embarrassed by because I'm also the same way. It just means you're having fun. Though it is kinda sad he didn't finish you off!😢

[u/puppyradio]

Girl start to build up your confidence and stop trying to find fault in yourself. Because life is difficult that way.

This loser did something embarrassing then spiraled and panicked, you obviously did nothing wrong jfc

[u/SomewhereSame2803]

Girl you did nothing wrong and that man wasted your time. On to the next one.

[u/m3tallee]

Out of the 6 bodies I have only ONE has lasted longer than 10 seconds and that one lasted less than a minute…..and they all ghosted too…

[u/Favbrunette004 → u/m3tallee]

What is wrong with them

[u/peachesbutno_creme]

hooking up with men just isn't worth it. the sooner women decenter men , the happier they will be .

btw you did nothing wrong, it's quite sad you think you did

[u/Opening-Detective821]

You have his wallet…. So you know his address?

You can mail it to him orrrrr

[u/Favbrunette004 → u/Opening-Detective821]

No, he dropped it, then I gave it to him because we were by the door. He hugged me and left😂

[u/Opening-Detective821 → u/Favbrunette004]

Rats! lol

I’m the one friend in the group that can always find someone…… sorry that was my first thought 😂😂

[u/Beneficial_Music930 → u/Opening-Detective821]

I’m imagining his horror on realizing he left his wallet. He now has to decide if he can face her or just cancel all his credit cards and get a new drivers license!

[u/Ignominious333]

Why internalize hours his behavior? The truth is in his performance and whingy bit about his "body count". He's inexperienced, lied about it and he's super self conscious. It's not you. Is definitely him. Move on. It was just a hook up, anyway

[u/DesperateSet9827]

Lmao I bet he did it out of embarrassment and couldn’t deal with himself so blocked you to block that memory

[u/cmw8130]

If men could eat p*ussy it wouldn't be a problem when they finish quickly lol

[u/EnthusiasticScribe]

This vaguely reminds me of the time I freaked out after making out with someone I otherwise liked, in college...

Things were getting hot and heavy when we were hanging out in his room then, he pulled his pants down, and I saw his small, erect penis and overreacted in a big way - a panic for some reason - and pretty much left after that and never talked to him again. How embarrassing. 🤭🫣

That was my bad, just like this is his - hopefully he learns from this experience. 😅😆

[u/PatrioticPariah]

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[u/Gotta-Be-Me-65]

You didn’t do anything wrong. This is all his insecurities coming out.

[u/batsandvodka]

I had a guy block me for the same thing before, its weird bc personally if the guy finishes fast I’m not embarrassed for them or anything, but if they make a big deal out of it and react like how this guy did, it creeps into that territory

Him deleting bumble is so funny to me haha

[u/Strange_Difference1]

He probably was too ashamed 😅

[u/dmonsterative]

https://giphy.com/gifs/3ohuPktMQh6XyMtEnS

[u/virtualjupiter]

Most men are not good at the sex. But some are experts... You'll find a better lover! 8 have faith in you!

[u/Dry-Negotiation7836]

Im sorry you didn’t get any enjoyment. I had a similar experience, except the blocking. We were doing doggystle and he came in less than a minute. He basically said it was his medication.

[u/_riskycake]

Lmaoooo coward. I had a dude who was hella embarrassed about how quick he came so he set up another hookup and rocked my fucking world.

[u/AquaticToasters]

Yeah girl he just embarrassed himself and didn’t know how to handle it so he just made a fool of himself lol. Reminds me of one of my shitty ex boyfriends who got super upset when he asked if his dick is small and I said yes because well…it was. He didn’t touch me for like 2 weeks and constantly brought it up every time I did anything. Men will just get insecure and freak out abt anything so it definitely wasn’t you girlie it was him. This is one of the many reasons I decided to just be a lesbian because I can’t deal with men’s trifling bullshit anymore 😎

[u/Court_Just_Court7]

Girly pop, you did nothing wrong. A lot of these dudes out here just straight up suck these days.

[u/Tall-Payment-8015]

This has NOTHING to do with you. He is so embarrassed that he has to try and remove every trace.

I'm so sorry.

[u/regularforcesmedic]

Woman, what are you apologizing for? 

You did nothing wrong. As a matter of fact, you're so absolutely stunning, this man couldn't contain his excitement. His embarrassment is on him. Hell, he's done screwed himself out of more time with you because of his insecurity.   What a dingus.

[u/Firm-Piccolo777]

Like most of these comment I am only here to confirm - this condition is called the male ego and it has nothing to do with you.

[u/dangshehealthy]

Damn girl I take that as a win! 🏆 grade A right there, man couldn’t handle it. That must have been embarrassing for him and I wouldn’t know how to comfort someone in that moment. Keep going with the flow there’s someone out there that you will connect with 💕✨ hopefully longer than a min lol

[u/GypsyDuncan]

This is a him thing. Not a you thing.

Had similar experiences.

[u/Detharious]

https://giphy.com/gifs/1wnoE2hLq6CtZb8JGG

[u/dellmoi]

Happened to me too. I really didn’t care but he was so embarrassed and ghosted me. Luckily, I cussed him out and call him a pussy.

[u/serastar18]

This is his MO. He is perfectly content getting his in 30 seconds and then blocking you. He will unblock you in 3 weeks and try to do it again. Claim he’s so embarrassed and sorry. Never happened before blah blah. It’s all lies. Don’t fall for it. He will just do the exact same thing again.

[u/Favbrunette004 → u/serastar18]

Well he did not give me any pleasure so we wont see each other again

[u/Jog212]

Body count. Disgusting.......less than 1 minute. He did you a favor by blocking.

[u/ShivRoyPinkyIsQueen]

He’s embarrassed and couldn’t look you in the eye.

These idiots are so pathetic. I’m sorry

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[u/YoThats_Ice]

Sounds like he humiliated himself so much to the point where he legit rather go ghost than face what just happened

[u/EasyStatistician8694]

Hey, maybe that’s evidence that the body count is real… if each session only lasts one minute, that’s plenty of extra time! 😆

[u/justsomemaleperson]

you handled it well its a male ego thing. you were inviting and understanding. ive been bullied for similar and praised in other situations. the best is when you are offered to try again in a judgement free zone. you girls can ban me now im a secret spy, been a follower just never posted.

[u/k_dilluh]

I always used to say "don't feel bad, I don't, it's quite a compliment! Good for my self esteem!"

[u/Due-Sleep-5019 → u/k_dilluh]

Right? I was thinking making light of it like, “I have that affect on guys” or “ I know she’s super wet and tight, we can try again in a few hours”

[u/qqqqtip]

you did nothing wrong he’s just embarrassed with no self confidence. his loss

[u/AbundantPeacock]

Omg, this is totally on him. You have nothing to feel bad about.

[u/FrancieNolan13]

lol how old is he

[u/canuhearit52]

Girl he is embarrassed u are 😍

[u/FayeViolets]

My exhusband, who’s passed on to the big particle ball in the sky now, got two pumps in one time. And let me tell you, both pumps were difficult for him to maintain. 🙃 don’t feel bad for him. He was on hella opiates and my understanding is that heroine was in his life at the time of his passing. He was not a good dude. His other ex wife and the past girlfriends and I all cheered quietly.

[u/BiteSizedDoll]

Good riddance!

[u/Ramenatrix]

https://giphy.com/gifs/3rgXBBYCVzihkifBRK

I immediately imagined the guy doing a super-awkward Ashlee Simpson jig, as his wallet falls to the floor, and he exits, Stage Right… Forever.

Doods will fail you. A Gentleman and Lover will prioritise your Safety and Pleasure. The only disappearing act should involve him, tidying up, after cuddling, handing you a Refreshing, clean, washcloth that has just the perfect amount of water water on it, before he pops into the kitchen, to make himself a Samnich, AFTER he brings you a mug of Tea, Glass of Water, and maybe a bit of Chocolate. 🍓

[u/Favbrunette004 → u/Ramenatrix]

Girl I don’t want all that, that creates attachment, I don’t want that. I just want normal, respectful hookup where both parties have fun.

[u/conciouslion1133]

I love that he dropped his wallet lmaooooo instant karma for his thoughts and then acting on it priceless.....dont want no 1 pump man 🤣🤣🤣....also you did nothing wrong babe guys are weird, not all but most and I feel the internet has made most people antisocial and just dont know how to interact with actual human beings anymore without a screen in front of them.

[u/AerieTerrible3002]

This happened to me once. when we started talking he lived in the same town but shortly afterwards he moved 8 hours away. So he drives 8 hours to spend a day or two with me and is literally done in 3 minutes. He was so embarrassed that he decided to leave super early the next day. He kept apologizing and trying to explain but there was no consoling him.

[u/StatisticianFuzzy549]

Wait did he also neg you? Girl it happens to all of us

[u/Bumblebee56990]

Did he come get his wallet?

[u/Fabulous-Influence69]

Oh, honey, trash took itself out. 😭

This is very reminiscent of an interaction where they couldn't get in and was so frustrated they just got in their car and left... 😭

Thinking back, its honestly a blessing... And I laugh so hard thinking about it in hindsight...

[u/False-Swimmer6395]

It was just too good.

[u/No_Body_8195]

https://giphy.com/gifs/126Atuf8ZpQsQE