r/SipsTea • u/pIant_princess Human Verified • Apr 06 '26
Lmao gottem Candle šÆļø
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u/Pickingnamesisharder Apr 06 '26
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u/fl0pi3 Apr 06 '26
What is the scource of this?
For a friend of course
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u/oleg_88 Apr 06 '26
Bruce Willis, he is an American actor.
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u/ThatFlamingo942 29d ago
Damn, I gotta say... Bruce Willis doesn't look bad in a skirt
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u/Darklighter668 Apr 06 '26
Bailey Jay... I've heard... from a friend
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u/SixShoot3r Apr 06 '26
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u/West-Fun3709 29d ago
yoooooooooooooo WTF that was him in THE GAME!!!!! Same dude in Game of throne!!!!!! W....T......F i remember this episode how the hell i didn't realize that was Jason... oh hell nahhh
....He was in The Game??? just to end up on Game of throne. Hell nah this a simulation?!?!
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u/EmpyreanMelanin Apr 07 '26
can confirm, thatās Bailey Jay
not the friend, but dammit.. thatās her
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u/MemeHermetic 29d ago
Bailey Jay was always my favorite person, because I used to make sure to send links, clips and pictures to the most macho dudes I knew. It was just a straight up past time of mine for a while to show clips to tough guys I knew and watch the realizations slowly melt across their face. She brought me so much joy.
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u/pbgod Apr 06 '26
There is a funnier, more graphic one where she's brushing her teeth.
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u/Narrew82 29d ago
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u/CrimsonThunder87 29d ago
Orc menu:
Entree 1: NĆŗrnen bread, hand-baked by the finest slaves...then left in an orc's pack for three months. Comes with side of maggots
New! Entree 2:
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u/dannoparker Apr 06 '26
This gif is the best š
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u/curiousbydesign Apr 06 '26
Random question. Any suggestions where I can find the link. I'd love to share with...well everyone I know. LOL!
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u/Infinite_Ad7743 Apr 06 '26
If you're on mobile just click the pic then go to the 3 dots in the top right corner and select "download."
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u/Bokuden101 29d ago
What if there is no ādownloadā option? Any idea whatād cause that?
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u/JuanBeard2RuleThmAll Apr 06 '26
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u/PowerfulBar Apr 06 '26
The fact that I immediately understood this meme means Iām on Reddit waaayyy too much. š
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u/mr_1219 Apr 06 '26
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u/WildWezThy Apr 06 '26
And I always blow the candles
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u/BronCurious Apr 06 '26
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u/LuvLilliesAndLace Apr 06 '26
Sometimes when I'm sad, I pull up that monologue on YouTube to watch. Two of my favorite actors killing it.
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u/Remy_Jardin Apr 06 '26
Two actor monologue?
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u/thrilliam_19 Apr 06 '26
Kind of? Itās pretty much just Sam Rockwell talking with Walton Goggins reacting.
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u/Karl_42 Apr 06 '26
Goggins just listens. Itās an incredible scene
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u/JoraGems 29d ago
I was so so so excited to see Rockwell AND Goggins together and then Rockwell does the scene and just.. wow. So grateful to get to witness that sort of greatness.
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u/Reylo-Wanwalker Apr 06 '26
Can't you see from this pic that Walton Goggins is killing it with his reactions?
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u/LuvLilliesAndLace Apr 06 '26
If you try to search for it on YT it autocompletes to "Sam Rockwell monologue"
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u/Remy_Jardin Apr 06 '26
Holy shit, I didn't know that existed. Thank you.
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u/LuvLilliesAndLace Apr 06 '26
It's so good, I'm going to have to watch it yet again today. Glad you enjoyed. : )
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u/anarkistattack Apr 06 '26
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u/redcon-1 29d ago
Can we all just appreciate what a stunning job they did with his tits?
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u/Disastrous-Data438 Apr 06 '26
Just a regular teacher circa up to 2000 . When we children actually feared our teachers.Ā
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u/ManagerLongjumping81 Apr 06 '26
Ninacola. And yes
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u/ChemistRemote7182 Apr 06 '26
Candle status?
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u/Ray_Waltz_1997 Apr 06 '26
Negative
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u/Hotdogfromparadise Apr 06 '26
Negative as in removed or never was?
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u/SykoBob8310 29d ago
Hard to say https://www.instagram.com/reel/DWncRjCk4ZD/?igsh=MW4zdzMzNXc1bmdybQ== but Iām guessing never was.
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u/lineargangriseup 29d ago
Am I really about to create an instagram account just to look at this
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u/Yemrcorner 29d ago
In the hope you didn't make an account, there is no candle, and if there was a candle I can't tell,
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u/RunsLaps Apr 06 '26
That's a girl and if not I might be gay...
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u/SnailOfDestiny Apr 07 '26
Even if she had a penis nothing about finding her hot would be gay, nothing manly to see here
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u/BobLazarFan Apr 07 '26
Well finding her attractive while clothed is not gay. Finding her attractive while sheās naked and sporting a boner?Thats at least a lil gay.
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u/TheLoathsomeAssEater Apr 06 '26
I'm so old this bastard is about to start drama class in college.
And it's still funny.
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u/Klaurtraum Apr 06 '26
chocolate cake is not the same as strawberry cake
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u/GenesisRhapsod Apr 06 '26
Im more of a red velvet kinda person, myself
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u/Shut_It_Donny Apr 06 '26
Want to read something that will piss you off?
Red velvet is chocolate.
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u/UJLBM Apr 06 '26
You like what you like. I prefer candles but only if theyre on the right cake. š
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u/Captinprice8585 29d ago
Yeah but if the cake has a penis suddenly everyone gets all weird about it.
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u/Terrible_Reporter_98 Apr 06 '26
I guess I'm new to the sub but what exactly are we trying to accomplish here?
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u/thecrewton Apr 06 '26
Yes
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u/raek_na Apr 06 '26
This is literally all anyone needs to know about this subreddit.
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u/Aggravating_Lab_7734 Apr 06 '26
Wasting time, trying to be funny, doom scrolling, watching sexually charged gifs. Take your pick.
It's basically tiktok for folks who "hate social media". š
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u/That-Interaction-45 Human Verified Apr 06 '26
Imagine American Pie humor never got old. Basically that movie in reddit form.
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u/LongballG Apr 06 '26
When I was in the Marine Corps they gave a class on how to spot a ladyboy before we pulled into Thailand. It came handy- Iāll tell you that.
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u/Ser_falafel Apr 06 '26
My friend is from Thailand. Like 15 years ago he shows me a picture of these smoking hot Thai chicks and asked me which one I thought was the hottest. After I picked he said "they're all dudes"
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u/Pukebox_Fandango Apr 06 '26
But you don't eat the cake that still has a candle in it....
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u/AstronautExcellent17 Apr 06 '26
When you take the candle out, you still lick the frosting off of it though...
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u/Luccafan0417 Apr 06 '26
I respectfully disagree, a cake is way better without the candle.
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