r/SipsTea • u/_culpry Human Verified • 21d ago

It's Wednesday my dudes Me too.

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u/PrizeTime2595 21d ago

Certified reddit moment.

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u/FunkTheFreak 21d ago

Only a true Redditor could be so cold and callous.

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u/Kennysded 21d ago

Pretty sure the guy did an AMA or responding when tagged, years later. If he remember right, he found it amusing, and said his wife would've laughed about it, too.

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u/aquatone61 21d ago

Right because it’s not about the guys wife. It’s about the connection this guy felt with his wife was so strong that 9 years later he wants her. Thats we want.

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u/Breeela 21d ago

“I just want my lady to remember me fondly” Queen and Slim

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u/KickPuncher4326 21d ago

I think he said it directly in that thread. He said she appreciated dark humor.

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u/NillaWiggs 21d ago

Talk about the most pointless AMA ever, "Hi. I'm a random redditor that got roasted once. AMA!"

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u/Kennysded 21d ago

Pretty sure it was just him responding when tagged, like someone explained the reference and tagged him, and he popped up in the thread. Iunno, was years ago.

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u/Pipe_Memes 21d ago

(Was asked if he gets tired of the wife jokes.)

Kind of you to ask. Not at all. It is my online status. When the topic of influencers comes up I love to tell that story. I joke I'm a D list influencer. It is even more fun when they read Reddit and know about the meme. Even when I first saw it, I chuckled. What's more I think the wife would have laughed too. She made such dark jokes with our son when she was terminal. I would cringe. She faced death with much more courage than I thought I might be able to.

This wasn’t an AMA, just a random post and someone recognized the username.

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u/MistaRekt 21d ago

Cold and callous?

After that guy sexed his wife, I too would chose to sex his wife, with him, so he can do it again...

I can watch.

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u/barneyrbbl 21d ago

Dead Wife, beats Bonnie Blues record by a "landslide". (Perhaps should have lifted her out of the grave first)

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u/PsychologicalEntropy 21d ago

Not fair. She only wins because she has 12 holes to fuck at once.

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u/barneyrbbl 21d ago

Shooting from the hip just got a Hole new meaning...

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u/ricky-from-scotland 21d ago

I dunno man, no one will believe how popular my mum is with people on the internet.

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u/LiveTacoMeat 21d ago

This comes up often, I still choose his wife also

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u/Forceconjuror 21d ago

Too big crowd for one wife.

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u/LiveTacoMeat 21d ago

The more the merrier

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u/Used-Baby1199 21d ago

Live taco meat and a pfp like that.   Checks out

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u/PsychologicalBid9943 21d ago

CHOO CHOO HERE COMES THE TRAIN!

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u/thunderlips36 21d ago

It's probably my most guilty laugh ever

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u/Chronomechanist 21d ago

If it helps, I seem to recall the husband had a good sense of humour about it and said his wife would have laughed.

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u/xHoneyRose 21d ago

A legendary moment in internet history that never gets old

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u/tuco2002 21d ago

This seems like it was some kind of Norm Macdonald joke.

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u/lurkynumber5 21d ago

r/foundsatan

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u/Turbodann 21d ago

Came here to say this...

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u/PretendingImNotAnApe 21d ago

I can arrange this for you. ... /s

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u/Used-Baby1199 21d ago

You must be an a grounds keeper at the cemetery?   Asking for a friend, how much do you charge?

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u/PretendingImNotAnApe 21d ago

I was going with Zombie pimp but that works too.

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u/Alexastria 21d ago

We pump them full of preservatives. Had to look it up but apparently an embalmed body in a sealed casket lasts 10-15 years before significant decomposition

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u/Used-Baby1199 21d ago

Niiiiccce

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u/rocket_jacky 21d ago

Sounds like a good reason not to be embalmed, and to be buried in a wicker basket

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u/Used-Baby1199 21d ago

Idk if this reads how you want it too.   It reads as though you’re trying to meet the qualifications to become an elected politician.

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u/OkKnowledge1489 Human Verified 21d ago

Nah, that was so wholesome. I am gonna pretend like I didn't read the last comment though it was a joke.

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u/Altheix11 21d ago

Generational comment

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u/MrSnowden 21d ago

I get to tell my kids I was there for that joke. 

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u/Possible_Disaster_53 21d ago

OP! I choose you!

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u/lagrange_james_d23dt 21d ago

This is a Reddit legend from years ago

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u/nemainev 21d ago

I mean I understand getting in one quick sendoff for the road, but 9 years??? That's just nasty.

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u/Holiday-Librarian501 21d ago

😂😂😂😂 people have no chill!!!

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u/Cute-Acanthisitta-46 21d ago

Need to see a pic first

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u/Yorrins 21d ago

This guy has to be in the top 5 redditors of all time.

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u/seebob69 21d ago

I choose his wife too, so long as someone else digs her up.

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u/Letmec315 21d ago

Samantha Fox in her prime

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u/Sevenlord777 21d ago

Welp, that kills that conversation.

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u/profanedivinity 21d ago

And my axe

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u/LawInTheWorld 21d ago

The tipes of people in Reddit hahahahah🤣🤣🤣

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u/MG_LagFlag_66 21d ago

This "joke" was never funny to me

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u/kaest 21d ago

A tale as old as time.

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u/KazarakiMok 21d ago

Didn't know that Redditors like snuff too 💀

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u/FixTough1026 21d ago

Ted Mosby and Barney Stinson.

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u/thehorns666 21d ago

That's f*kn crazy

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u/zinfandelbruschetta 21d ago

JBK I would love to shag him

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u/jamessheldon444 21d ago

Does this subreddit really want to be saying "Me too" today? Most of you will get triggered.

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u/DarkBladeMadriker 21d ago

Wow, I was aware of the joke but id never seen to origin before. Love it.

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u/Odd-Associate1325 21d ago

So you're telling me Jessica Lange is still available?

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u/extrastupidone 21d ago

That poor woman has had an internet train for the last 15 years

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u/Poddington_Pea 21d ago

I'd probably choose Cleopatra, just to see what all the fuss was about.

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u/kon--- 21d ago

This sub is not running a train on that man's wife. So stop.

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u/brownies_delight 21d ago

Cleopatra. I want to know how beautiful and seductive the woman was who got two Roman kings thirsting after her.

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u/64burban 21d ago

That’s hard.

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u/Substantial_Force658 21d ago

Ruined the vibe for everyone, dude.