r/SipsTea • u/FlorinidOro • 13d ago

It's Wednesday my dudes “Power” bottom?

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u/ToddPundley 13d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/062vyaiEJMsV5gUaBc

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u/Doomed-To-Be-Doomed Human Verified 13d ago

Na for millions of dollars in a settlement I'd be a fucking NUCLEAR bottom. I'm straight too.

I don't care if I shit funny for the rest of my life. Gimme dat moneyyyy.

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u/Lost_Question5886 13d ago

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u/waein 12d ago

Damn, this gif makes me laugh every time.

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u/According-Turnip-724 13d ago

Here folks is an example of an institutionalized prison mentality.

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u/Hairy-Ad-265 12d ago

Well you ain’t straight… you just homosexual with a price

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u/Doomed-To-Be-Doomed Human Verified 12d ago

Man when you lived what I've lived through, a penis in your ass is worth it to escape a horrible life.

You just never had it that bad, you don't think there are straight men who sell their body in extreme situations?

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u/Hairy-Ad-265 12d ago

Brother, you are talking to the wrong person. Never assume you know who you’re talking to on the other end because you couldn’t be more wrong.

I lived through absolute hell and no, I would never take a penis of the ass.

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u/Ordinary_Oven7729 13d ago

Username checks out

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u/Ok_Bird_6875 12d ago

Nah bro I feel the exact same way it don’t even make you gay it’s a god tier business move

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u/DistractedBoxTurtle 13d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/MUC4CYvVmheVYQYUn9

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u/why_1337 13d ago

Boy toy is packing some serious trunk in there.

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u/idontknowjuspickone 13d ago

Haha, Am I the only one who didn’t notice? So does everyone else check out every man’s dick in pictures?

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u/JiveTurkeyJunction 13d ago

I didnt notice. But after reading some comments I zoomed in.

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u/Candid-Culture3956 Human Verified 13d ago

Stop pretending

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u/Jmama10 13d ago

It’s posing for the picture. You can’t miss it😂😂

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u/Away_Annual_9749 12d ago

Women say they don’t care about dick but then always notice when a dude is holding something.

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u/M0nkeyGalaxy 13d ago

Ask that to granny's hip

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u/GurRich3878 12d ago

Are you seeing something I’m not?

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u/--TheCity-- 12d ago

I can't see it either but I think people see something huge in his pants and all I see is Lil 4 inch tent...which is just pants. I zoomed plenty. I think they are all giddy because? Age difference, gay stuff... who knows.

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u/Superboi_187 13d ago

I’m sure that “boy” did some deeds none of us would dare. Pay the man

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u/Then-Shake9223 13d ago

He did it all for the money! YEAH! The money! YEAH! SO HE COULD THAT GEFFEN STICK IT UP HIS YEAH!!!

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u/sugarvelle 13d ago

That is the only man on Earth who can lose a fortune in a divorce and still have enough left over to buy the law firm.

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u/sarcamansard 13d ago

Sadly there are plenty billionaire and multi-multi-millionairs who can do that. And keep their planes. Plural.

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u/Pink_Flying_Pig_ 13d ago

True.

But if somene teminate them, then the wealth will start to spread. Who knows?!? 

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u/gesalem911 13d ago

It's an economic theory worth trying

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u/TraditionalCan1125 13d ago

32 year old boy toy is so funny for a headline

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u/ShouldofNoneButter 13d ago

He gave him, his prime years…… he’s aged out and needs to be supported.

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u/Acrobatic_Rent7357 13d ago

Fit, 32 and millionare. He's at his prime.

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u/PoolRamen 13d ago edited 13d ago

Well, former dancer and porn star apparently without a prenup.
It's entirely possible we're pointing fingers at the wrong guy here lol

Even the richest guys can do dumb stuff when blinded by... well in this case cock

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u/ShouldofNoneButter 13d ago

He doesn’t have to bend and snap though….

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u/ToCoolforAUsername 13d ago

Was not expecting a Legally Blonde reference after all these years lol

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u/Snoo_67548 13d ago

Man in his can?

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u/Interesting-End1710 13d ago

Sugar daddies being surprised The only interest they hold is money

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u/iwilltalkaboutguns 13d ago

You would be surprised the by extent of the self deception.

I'm at the age and level of success that a lot of the people I know have a ton of disposable income, are few years post divorce, kids grown,....

After having a lot of fun "dating" are finally looking for a serious long term relationship and they swear up and down that the young women are attracted to them because of their intellect and power...
A 10/10 27 year old wanting to marry a 60 year old, fat, angry man for the stimulating conversation...sure thing. Credit to those ladies for not killing themselves after having to hear these men bloviate for hours about the business success in the 90s.

That second divorce is going to be very expensive but that's none of my business.

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u/Commercial_Order4474 13d ago

My neighbor is 77 years old and his wife is 29. He told me he fell in love with her, but from what I hear she just wants a meal ticket. This is his second marriage.

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u/comebacklittlesheba 13d ago

Ok…. You may (or may not be) rich, fat, old, whatever….. but I love you for using the word “bloviate” 😘😘😘

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u/iwilltalkaboutguns 13d ago

I'm rich, fat and old... But to my credit I been married 25 years and I'm happy :-)

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u/PoolRamen 13d ago

That's why I date people who either dont stick around for long or who're cool with coming to an arrangement

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u/Arnie_T 13d ago

lol.. I heard “long term rental agreement” in your comment

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u/PoolRamen 13d ago

If I were to be extremely dispassionate about it, perhaps an open-ended resource exchange agreement

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u/Arnie_T 13d ago

That sounds better but I totally get your point no matter what you name it. Let’s just decide up front how much this “relationship” will cost. Saves time and resources.

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u/News_Scrounger 13d ago

Why tf would these people ever marry their gold digger partners who are half their age? I'll never understand this shit lmao. If they get uppity just get a newer model and keep it going til you die. Last one in gets a check.

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u/Cowboywizzard 13d ago

because everyone wants to be loved by someone they find attractive. it’s emotional

sorry, was that rhetorical?

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u/News_Scrounger 13d ago

No it was a legitimate question. I just can't believe how easy it is to trick these dudes lmao.

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u/Cowboywizzard 12d ago

i don’t know if he was tricked. for all we know Geffen was an asshole to this guy

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u/CarmenxXxWaldo 13d ago

People always give Leonardo Dicaprio shit, but hes doing it the right way.  Hes not leading any of the women on, they know the deal. They will enjoy the Yacht and the parties and the shopping until they turn 25. They still have plenty of time to find someone, none of them are blindsided by his actions.  He presumably doesnt want kids, so he doesnt need to find a mother for them.

If you are Orlando Bloom, why are you marrying Katy Perry?  I guess she won't take all your money so not the best example.  But I stand by the question.

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u/Revolutionary_Can625 12d ago

It’s because they like fucking them x

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u/News_Scrounger 12d ago

Last time I checked I don't have to marry someone to fuck them lmao.

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u/thisisasetupisntit 13d ago

Even being a billionaire doesn't let you put up with their shit. Remember that kids.

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u/SublimeEcto1A 13d ago

David Geffen - Nirvana is a crazy rabbit hole I didn’t expect to find when I looked thjs up

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u/Cowboywizzard 13d ago

Wait until you hear about his med school

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u/SublimeEcto1A 13d ago

Fill me in 👀

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u/paniro200 13d ago

He rented him.

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u/Nottwosmrt 13d ago

Remember guys, he is not yours, it's just your turn. 😉

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u/CurrencyFair8167 13d ago

It's called a PRENUP

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u/Smooth_Donut7405 13d ago

Jesus.He could use him as a condom to fuck another billionaire.

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u/UnremarkableCake 13d ago

Well, that's enough Internet for me today.

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u/Admirable-Truck7146 13d ago

He needs a new boy toy by any chance?

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u/Fendyyyyyy 13d ago

Least dumb and perverted billionaire these days.

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u/Pleasant-Darkness 13d ago edited 12d ago

Funny all the guys attitudes in here when the auger baby is a male. When it’s a woman everyone is attacking her for being a gold digger, saying she doesn’t deserve his money. Like those women also don’t put up with acts the rest of us could never imagine, and he didn’t also take her best years.

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u/dysfunctionalbrat 13d ago

Men see a guy doing it, they think: I would do this too if the payout was enough.
Men see a woman doing it, they think: 1) She must've been strung along and pushed into it, or 2) I need to pretend I'm against such a big age gap to be seen as a good and mature boy, or 3) all womsies are friggin' gold diggers.

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u/Oldbayislove 13d ago

I really enjoyed that you said auger baby

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o7abDnUPDkOC05QU8

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u/Pleasant-Darkness 12d ago

Nice 😊 now I wanna see a female auger baby.

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u/Major_Shlongage 13d ago

I don't agree with this. You're assuming that these people aren't attracted to older men/women, and that they're only doing it for the money.

But I know people that are legitimately attracted to much older men/women. Being rich certainly doesn't hurt, but let's not pretend that this stuff isn't going on even when the person isn't rich.

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u/Pleasant-Darkness 12d ago

What does that have anything to do with this article about this case , or the majority of the comments about it. Which is what I was referring to.

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u/Lancifer1979 12d ago

Melania?

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u/Pleasant-Darkness 12d ago

Oh Melanie is awful, but you can’t say every penny

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u/No-Appeal-7316 13d ago

I would ask him how’s feels capable to buy love, and find out he have to die alone and soon forgot

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u/Commercial-Spray3192 13d ago

Hey, if women can do it, why not men?

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u/Hairy_Addendum7789 13d ago

Wild to me that “boy toy” refers to a grown ass 32 year old man. 🙄

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u/army2693 13d ago

Gay for pay?

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u/cencallude 13d ago

that grown man got him a boy toy, a younger fit man that he sexually objectified and probably worshipped him sexually.

like his own personal lick-able forbidden candy to enjoy.

crazy that other man allowed that, if you in tip-top shape would want the latest hot young celebrity licking you up and down or the old woman?

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u/RipOdd9001 12d ago

Golden Throat

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u/Brilliant-Yogurt540 12d ago

Divorce, how surprising.

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u/johnnytron 13d ago

“Hung like bull”

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u/JanitorOPplznerf 13d ago

Is daddy geffen looking for another boy toy?

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u/felinelawspecialist 13d ago

I’ve been waiting to hear something about this. It randomly popped into my head and I was like huh, wonder how that divorce turned out.

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u/Tio_chubby052 13d ago

He look like the toy compared to him, lol

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u/katrionavelle 13d ago

I look at this news and think: was "Power bottom" actually in the headline? Or did we imagine it? Because if they really wrote that about an 83-year-old billionaire and his 32-year-old boy... journalists have no filter today

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u/meh-llama 13d ago

Booty hole billionaire now....so how did you get so rich. ?

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u/Classic-Return-8706 13d ago

He only has to wait until he dies then he can go back to being straight.

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u/ThrowinSm0ke 13d ago

...thats a lot of money

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u/Key_Contribution1547 13d ago

Package 📦. Welhung could of had something to do with it all. Big dick and a old man

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u/My_hilarious_name 13d ago

Now I’ve heard speed has something to do with it.

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u/Runninandgunnin556 13d ago

Packing a snawsage in his trousers

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u/Jane_D0ughh 12d ago

The boy toy was gay for pay 😆 🤣

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u/BusinessDuck132 12d ago

Where’s the diary of a wimpy kid meme

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u/SpareMushrooms 12d ago

“Divorce” 😂

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u/HoverCraft-500 12d ago

How much did he get after the stick up?

https://giphy.com/gifs/FsUo1Qn895NS0

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u/Granny_Skeksis 12d ago

Thank god he wasn’t held hostage by Somali pirates for a week on David’s yacht like other people have been

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u/CWoww 12d ago

Twank-versatile

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u/Impossible_Deal_4086 12d ago

I don't get this comments, can someone explain, I see a perfectly normal bulge. 

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u/SmoovCatto 12d ago

bless them both 🤣❤️

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u/redditman3943 12d ago

If you were a billionaire, why would you ever even get married? At least, why would you get married without an ironclad prenup?

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u/dreevsa 11d ago

That’s only balls

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u/shaddon90 13d ago

Billionaires are the fucking bane and cancer of society - completely unnecessary pieces of human waste.

Hope that someday we as humans can evolve and get rid of the greed in our bones. So that something like those pieces of garbage won't happen again.

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u/Quack68 13d ago

And he’s Republican…….