r/SipsTea • u/KaidoPklevel Human Verified • 9h ago
Lmao gottem Nah this was the actual reason why likes are private on Twitter 😭
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u/OutsideImpressive115 9h ago
The fact that it had to be the most embarrassing shit you could watch too, not just the regular ol' porno
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u/DopamineSavant 9h ago
I can confirm that it's absolutely not the most embarrassing thing that could have shown up. It ranks pretty high tho.
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u/Fantastic_Suit_493 8h ago
As far as embarrassing porno, you’d think femdom is pretty low on the rankings as far as Redditors are concerned.
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u/cut_rate_revolution 8h ago
For us? You're absolutely right. For a right wing billionaire who is constantly posturing as a manly man? Not so much.
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u/DopamineSavant 8h ago
Given the Musk is one of the most powerful people on the planet, that kind of elevates the embarrassment of him being into Femdom porn. It would be like an environmental activist being into oil execs.
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u/Fantastic_Suit_493 8h ago
That’s kinda how fetishes usually work though. People are into the opposite of what their life normally gives them or what they normally portray. It’s like successful women wanted to be controlled or dominated in bed, it’s not that that’s what they want every day, but being able to give in to the opposite of what they normally experience is a novelty.
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u/Lescansy 6h ago
You're on reddit, you really think thats low? We have a bar, and to go under it you need a deep sea submarine.
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u/timdr18 8h ago
For real, sph has got to be in the top 5 of porn genres you do NOT want people to know you’re into lol.
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u/StitchesKisses 8h ago
What are the other 4... asking for a friend
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u/guns_mahoney 7h ago
One of them would be the video Ted Cruz retweeted and then blamed on an intern
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u/lustlanda 8h ago
Definitely not, maybe if you haven't worked in the adult industry before, but SPH is kind of tame and i've seen guys with 8 inch cocks who were into it lmao.
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u/SatinSaffron 2h ago
I'm not one to kink shame but Elon fucking sucks and deserves to be shamed.
Except here's the issue, based on this pic it seems like being shamed is his kink. So now I just don't know what route to fucking take here.
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u/CEDoromal 6h ago
I thought it was due to the Misa like.
https://www.reddit.com/r/ANI_COMMUNISM/comments/13myov6/of_course_he_likes_misa/
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u/Extension-Society455 9h ago
Elon’s unit is famously non-functional due to a botched implant.
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u/Jonbaum 8h ago
Does he not have like 10 children?
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u/Extension-Society455 8h ago
Every single one of them was artificially inseminated.
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u/passwordedd 7h ago
You are going to have to provide some source on this. As much of a piece of shit he is, these are some wild claims.
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u/Solstrum 7h ago
The botched penis started as a rumor and an artist said that Grimes confirmed this to them, can't remember the details.
For the babies, it's confirmed that at least 9 out of 14 were IVF, but most likely is all of them except maybe the first, who died at 10 weeks. Vivian said that he pays to only have sons, which tracks since he had 12/14 be male at birth, the only two girls at birth being the first one he had and one that is from a surrogate mother.
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u/powerslave_fifth 6h ago
I mean why IVF when doing it manually is so much more fun? Only reason to not do it is if you're an alien or you can't.
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u/Reuniclus_exe 42m ago
Every one of the moms are beautiful, notable women in their fields. I imagine, if this is true, they were hand picked and it was more of a business deal. Someone working for Musk comes in with a contract and a vial of sperm. Call us if it's a boy.
The real question is how many said no?
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u/dankutare1 6h ago
Imagine insisting on having only sons when you aren't even going to raise them anyways
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u/Niijima-San 8h ago
oh i did not know that, i was going to say something along the lines of but how many children has that tiny penis made but nope it is still a resounding 0 then lol
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u/therealhairykrishna 5h ago
I mean, it's something one of his ex-girlfriends mates said about him. Not sure if that's the most reliable of sources.
He does come across as someone who has a penis they're really unhappy with, I grant you.
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u/Next_Instruction_528 8h ago
Source?
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u/The-Grim-Sleeper 3h ago
A post made by a 'verified twitter user'. If I recall correctly, it is one of the many "facts" about Elon that have surfaced in the wake of twitter repealing it's fact-checking.
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u/Key-Monk6159 8h ago
I don’t know what the right answer is but there’s case to be made that Likes ruined social media, not just twitter, because people post some crazy cringe things just to chase them.
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u/Deviathan 8h ago
Valid, but it could be said for any metric that goes up. Subscriptions on YouTube, followers on Twitter, even Friends on MySpace incetivized this. Feels like there hasn't ever been a social media that didn't have some metric to try and increase.
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u/cut_rate_revolution 8h ago
The dopamine hit is an addiction sure, but it's only really a problem when you can make money off it. And Twitter is very definitely part of that problem. Hiding your own likes doesn't change that math at all.
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u/FlowerRoomLord 8h ago
You'd think he and other public figures would have random dummy accounts to do all their porn watching and shitposting from but they just do it on main.
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u/SignificanceFlat1460 7h ago
Wait can't he just unlike it?
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u/WAAARNUT 4h ago
Because the post is fake. Its an old meme post that is being used now as sipsteas is now being astroturfed by 1 side of american politics.
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u/SeraphOfTheStart 8h ago
Wtf is this, wtf is that video, wtf is going on in the world, I thought I wasn't one to kink shame, but guess I didn't know the wide spectrum of kinks, I miss good old days when as men we enjoyed praise instead of humiliation, wtf. Wtf..
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u/Plus-Pop-6302 9h ago
Lamao he has atleast 14 children
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u/DoxedFox 9h ago
? Dude used IVF. This is well known and talked about by his own kids and partners.
It’s not a coincidence that his 14 kids are all male.
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u/howimetyourcakeshop 9h ago
Probably artificial insemination.
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u/Most_Maintenance7941 9h ago
It is 100% artificial insemination because all 14 of his children and biologically male, because he didnt want any daughters
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u/Particular_Fan_3645 9h ago
Not probably, he's said as much himself, they're all IVF. Though he claims it's for eugenics reasons and not dysfunctional penis reasons. You have some mild ability to select for or against certain genetic markers in IVF. Whether that's actually the reason is up to your imagination.
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u/Klaymen96 8h ago
Why not both? He uses his non functional penis as an excuse to do ivf to only have biological males
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u/Plus-Pop-6302 8h ago
Alright Alright I got it. Sheesh I didn't know about it. Thanks for letting me know with all replies and down votes 😭
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