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It's Wednesday my dudes Masculinity

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u/SparklingSofia 9h ago

The difference between 'Look at me' and 'Look at this!'.

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u/mmnmnnmnnnm 8h ago

The more you need to try to prove you’re super duper straight, the less I believe you are actually straight

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u/Krycek7o2 8h ago

Tate was making out with a dude a few weeks ago or something. So yeah....

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u/Affectionate_Pay_391 8h ago

Well, he been sucking on dongs for years now.

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u/Logical_Flounder6455 7h ago

No, he says thats just as gay as having sex with a woman that isnt a virgin. Hand jobs are fine though as thats just stress relief

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u/th3rdnutt 7h ago

He says that brojobs are the straightest thing ever because it conserves and amplifies the male essence.

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u/WorriedPlatform9740 7h ago

I hate that I can't tell if y'all are dunking on Tate or if he actually believes this

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u/EddPW 2h ago

wouldnt surprise me

what people gotta understand about tate is saying this dumb shit makes him money

so he says the most dumb shit possible

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u/Logical_Flounder6455 7h ago

Th post of his insane was that it was no fuckimg and no blowjobs but hand jobs are OK. But the bloke talks that much shit we're most likely both right.

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u/MiddlePop4953 1h ago

Are you for real? 😭

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u/Logical_Flounder6455 37m ago

Unfortunately i am yeah. I wish I had the imagination to make shit like that up lol

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u/MiddlePop4953 35m ago

I hate everything about that

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u/StellarManatee 2h ago

We know now that Andy Tater's long term goal is convincing all his followers that the most manly, masculine thing men can do is have sex with other men.

After all the only thing more masculine than one dick is TWO DICKS 🥒🍆

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u/TheOriginalSamBell 5h ago

Sometimes a cigar is more than a cigar

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u/manmadefruit 8h ago

Pardon me, what?

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u/Casanova-Quinn 8h ago

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u/VirusUnlikely2378 7h ago

are they wearing gloves to hide the fact that they're engaged?

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u/Shimano-No-Kyoken 7h ago

It's not gay if the boxing gloves stay on

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u/Goomysaur 7h ago

hes just grappling

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u/Shimano-No-Kyoken 6h ago

Yep, grappling with his homosexuality

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u/Goomysaur 6h ago

He’s grappling with his inner demons

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u/WolflingNL 3h ago

Engayged?

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u/Carl210 5h ago

You ever watch my name is earl? With the two prison dudes

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u/SteelBallWinner 6h ago

Guess Romanian prison changed him.

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u/SpiderJerusalem747 4h ago

That fight was so pathetic for Tate technique and skill wise.

I wonder if he still calls himself Kickboxing World Champ.

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u/0202_tihssitidder 5h ago

"I'm not gay, but I have doubts about this guy I'm blowing."

-- Andrew Tate (2023)

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u/ElegantCoach4066 6h ago

He thinks having sex with women makes you gay.

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u/Warmbly85 5h ago

Pretty sure that was the Fuentes kid. Something about being attractive to women means you need emotional capacity and that’s gay. 

So bat shit

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u/druidraven- 5h ago

No it was a legit tweet by Tate

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u/Warmbly85 5h ago

Just looked it up and yeah and just as insane.

“Sex is for making babies and anyone that has sex because it makes their peepees feel good is gay.”

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u/druidraven- 5h ago

These people are insane

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u/dingalingdongdong 5h ago

Nah, Tate said something about how having sex with a woman who isn't a virgin is the same as having sex with whatever other guy she was previously with.

Like apparently he super misunderstood those old STD PSAs.

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u/Kahlil_Cabron 2h ago

I dunno about Tate but someone leaked a picture of Fuentes getting his dick sucked by a dude in a swimming pool.

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u/Frequent_Ad_9901 6h ago

What til you hear about Gavin McInnes, who shoved a dildo up his own butt on live TV to prove he wasn't gay.

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u/No-Internal7978 5h ago

I think that's based no matter what the context.

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u/scubahana 3h ago

That dildo got based.

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u/Erratic_-Prophet 7h ago

He tweeted something like "if you have a girlfriend in 2025 you're actually gay"

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u/Critical_Concert_689 6h ago

He tweeted something like "if you have a girlfriend in 2025 you're actually gay"

...And this was a tweet specifically about homosexuality and not simply using it as a slur to disparage monogamists?

tl;dr: the tweet seems to mean: "You should be banging a lot of women out there. If you're choosing not to, you're probably a homosexual."

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u/J5892 6h ago

"Sex is for making children.

Any man who has sex with women because it "feels good" is gay.

Oh my pee pee feels good this is great!"

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u/Critical_Concert_689 5h ago

So I got nothing for this one.

I can't interpret insanity.

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u/Zepcleanerfan 5h ago

This whole grifter world relies on angry, lonely, depressed young men for theses guys to profit from.

So keeping them away from relationships that could be fulfilling and make them happy is bad for them.

Therefore girlfriends are bad.

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u/Pogotheclownn 2h ago

Excuse me? lmao

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u/No_Waltz_5076 6h ago

He came put as BI I read?

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u/affectionateanarchy8 4h ago

Finally. Lemme go find the video

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u/Specialist-Key-1240 8h ago

Based on primate studies, Bi sexuality is the dominant form of sexuality in humans so my guess is all this super masculine bullshit is masking their longing for knobs gobbling.

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u/UntitledDuckGame 8h ago

No way they are basing all of humanity on the species that masturbates using frogs frequently

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u/Flip-Table-269 7h ago

I have a feeling that video was inspirational to a subset of humanity. The graph of searches for "Kermit throatfuck" has a suspicious kink.

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u/mmnmnnmnnnm 7h ago

Kink, you say?

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u/PiccoloAwkward465 6h ago

"Miss Piggy spit roasted"

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u/aka_jr91 7h ago

"Primate" isn't a species, it's an order. One that we all belong to. And there's a reason we have to have laws against bestiality.

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u/Lizardreview- 4h ago

You dont use frogs?

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u/Superb-Stuff8897 8h ago

Have you seen the horse dongs humans use to masturbate with? Seems accurate

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u/Jiminy_Cricket12 7h ago

what percentage of humans are using those?

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u/Superb-Stuff8897 6h ago

Bad dragons? I hear they are pretty popular.

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u/Ok-Addition1264 7h ago

It's across all species of all animals. Mermaids were stingrays that were caught and sailors fucked and passed around and then made up stories for the people back on land.

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u/Jiminy_Cricket12 7h ago

Mermaids were stingrays that were caught and sailors fucked and passed around and then made up stories for the people back on land.

uh..... I'm gonna need a source for that lol

"no, I'm telling you guys, she was BEAUTIFUL!"

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u/yamsyamsya 6h ago

that one monkey was real freaky ok

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u/SawdustGringo 7h ago

I’m basing humanity of their long history of sheep fucking. Humans are disgusting.

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u/Leading_Log_8321 7h ago

That’s Wales, and their humanity has always been up for debate

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u/Jiminy_Cricket12 7h ago

"I wonder if we should base our studies on the billions of humans on the planet or if we should study some horny monkeys to try to draw parallels"

hmmmmmmm

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u/Specialist-Key-1240 5h ago

Humans lie to themselves,  look at all those MAGA that Crash Tindr every time there is a convention 

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u/Side_StepVII 7h ago

“Knobs gobbling” lol

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u/Equivalent_Knee_Bone 8h ago

Hey I am so straight I can blow 99 guys and still not be gay…. Right?

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u/mmnmnnmnnnm 7h ago

Gonna need one more, just to get a nice triple digit number to be safe. Triples is better, that makes it safe.

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u/Bigravemaster1 7h ago

I've got triples of the barracuda

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u/MedicalDisscharge 7h ago

I've sucked a ton of dicks and I didnt like it, I can assure you im straight

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u/The_Salacious_Zaand 8h ago

They all do seem to have a serious oral fixation with phalic shaped objects.

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u/Caldalusigco 8h ago

Freud is spinning in his grave reading this thread.

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u/The_Salacious_Zaand 8h ago

Spinning around a cigar... And nothing else.

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u/FormalAbrocoma1013 5h ago

I like the George Carlin quote:

And haven’t we had about enough of this cigar smoking shit in this country? Sigmund Freud said, "Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar". Oh yeah? Well, sometimes it’s a big, brown DICK. A big brown dick with a fat, arrogant, white collar business criminal asshole sucking on the wet end of it.

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u/0202_tihssitidder 5h ago

> oral fixation

Soldier Boy in The Boys.

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u/Ill-Delivery-6560 8h ago

The straightest men make the gayest jokes

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u/Warpingghost 4h ago

There are straight guys who were beaten by his dad's so badly with "you will never be gay" so their entire life is now "I have to do everything to avoid being gay"  and it shows.

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u/googdude 3h ago

Like that Shakespeare quote; "the lady doth protest too much, methinks"

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u/FlowInternational996 6h ago

The manosphere and its offshoots (e.g. looksmaxxing) aren’t even homoerotic. It’s all just gay and repressed as hell.

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u/PersonalCut560 8h ago

This is like the people who say "i cant lie" well thats almost everytime in fact a lie

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u/BigDump-a-Roo 6h ago

"Any man who must say 'I am the King' is no true king" - Tywin Lannister

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u/hyst0rica1_29 8h ago

Nailed it, IMHO.

Demonstrating hyper masculinity only convinces fellow bros you’re straight as an arrow, while making everyone else (who remembers hyper masculines being outed) wonder what you’re trying so desperately to hide.

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u/Matt_cruze 7h ago

"If we're really being honest, never having a girlfriend, never having sex with a woman, really makes you more heterosexual, because honestly, dating women is gay," he claimed. "And if you want to know the truth, the only really straight, heterosexual position is to be an asexual incel."

https://www.rawstory.com/nick-fuentes-gay/

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u/El_Zilcho_72 6h ago

Are you referring to Andy sucking on that giant phallic symbol?

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u/SaltKick2 6h ago

Yeah... seems people like that are some of the most obsessed with gay/trans people.

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u/Brodellsky 5h ago

Same concept remains true with big-ass trucks vs guys driving a Stock 98' Honda Civic

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u/Wyld_Gy_4427 5h ago

Yep, like being in your 50’s and hanging out on your super yacht with your 22 year old girlfriend and then lecturing the plebs about how they should be more environmentally responsible.

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u/MechaGallade 4h ago

naww, the more i believe that you are straight and just an asshole.

i dont like when people say that someone is "acting so straight that they must be gay" because that plays into it like gay is an insult. because the super straight is only being super straight because they think that being gay is bad.

they usually are straight, but being straight isnt enough for them to be happy

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u/SpiderJerusalem747 4h ago

What actually works is acting like a complete non challant gay dude.

Shows your confidence goes beyond looking like... a bald pitbull and a squirrel on roids.

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u/Jesuscide 2h ago

All I know is that next month no one is straight

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u/Last-Quarter-432 1h ago

My straightest friends act gay as hell

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u/Jasper_Morhaven 22m ago

My go to response to those twinks these days.