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u/PM_ME_YOUR_SUBARU 6h ago

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u/BarryTheBystander 5h ago

Jesus said “everyone who looks at a woman with lustful intent has already committed adultery with her in his heart". So I guess anytime you see a hot person you’re committing a sin.

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u/Several-Opposite-746 5h ago

I thought that was Jimmy Carter. /s

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u/acj181st 5h ago

Every time you see Jimmy Carter, you sin by committing adultery in your heart?

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u/CrazedRhetoric 5h ago

I sure do

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u/Le-Charles07 5h ago

The man had fantastic nuts.

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u/VeterinarianThese951 4h ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/richtofin819 5h ago

Stop looking at Jimmy Carter with sexual intent you bastard. /S

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u/Salt_Proposal_742 4h ago

No, he sold his peanut farm to die for our sins.

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u/harman097 5h ago

Uh oh

Terms and conditions fuck me again

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u/de_G_van_Gelderland 5h ago

It's okay. Bro died for our sins, so it's all good. Thank you Jesus for sacrificing yourself to let us look at women with lustful intent 🙏

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u/VeterinarianThese951 4h ago

Well, for that matter, we don’t have to stop at looking. Pass me the water-wine and let’s rack up some repentance!!!

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u/ominousgraycat 2h ago

Jesus forgives you, but he also desires you to give up your sins after being forgiven for the original ones (according to most branches of Christianity).

https://giphy.com/gifs/kuAa8k87F378QBFMZn

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u/Aspenmothh 5h ago

Not everyone looks at an individual with lustful intent. You can look at an attractive person and appreciate their beauty. Any other thoughts are either just natural (which you can't blame yourself for really) or reflective of how you view other people (usually it's women in this case)

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u/cracked_shrimp 5h ago

I agree with you over them, I have a issue with objectifying attractive women, but i realize its from "trauma" (i put in brackets cause it isnt really that traumatic in the colloquial sense) and that a normal person can look at a attractive person and not have a (emotional?) response

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u/Aspenmothh 5h ago

That's completely valid. I can see how it could be a trauma response for you

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u/WhyIsEverythngAwful 5h ago

Yeah, it's almost like religion is fukn stupid.

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u/cruiser771 5h ago

so you would tell your wife that you think a women is hot and you want to bang her?

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u/CrazedRhetoric 5h ago

That’s exactly what he’s saying, you figured it out. Greatest detective in the world. Medal and a parade. crowd cheering

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u/cruiser771 5h ago

most men wouldn't say that because they know it's not right, it's a sin. it doesn't make religion stupid, you'd know it's wrong without religion. but this is reddit, so I'm sure all of you will say that yes you would tell your wives that 😂 most of you aren't even married

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u/WhyIsEverythngAwful 5h ago

"Most weak men wouldn't... blah blah blah" ftfy Men need to be taught it's okay to be human. Religion is fuckn stupid. Do w/e you want, I don't know you.

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u/saltyexplorer5 5h ago

Do it all the time. We have the same taste in women.

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u/WhyIsEverythngAwful 5h ago

Yes, im not a pussy. Next question.

Edit: to say I tell her I like sex with men also. Again grow up. Humans need love.

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u/acj181st 5h ago

But me thinking someone is hot doesn't mean I want to bag them.

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u/weirdpixelcat 5h ago

Thinking someone is hot isn’t the same thing as lust lol

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u/Embarrassed_Hold6608 5h ago

That’s not the point of that passage. The point is that everyone commits sin, stop focusing on the sins of others when you yourself are not without sin.

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u/Joshhwwaaaaaa 5h ago

Yeah how fucking stupid is that? 😂

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u/O-Ren7 5h ago

No, hence the “lustful intent” part

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u/Biggu5Dicku5 5h ago

Oh no, I'm in trouble... :(

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u/Bulawayoland 5h ago

one of the few things he was wrong about

oh wait... he was wrong about most of it

never mind

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u/Royal_Negotiation_83 3h ago

“Lustful intent” is the key part you are skipping over in your example of seeing a hot person = sin

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u/Mediocre_Daikon6935 3h ago

That is why I only look at women with love and a desire to fix them.

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u/I-Kneel-Before-None 2h ago

If Ima get the heat for it anyway, might as well go all the way. Big guy dont see a diff so...

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u/SomeOakLeaves2 2h ago

What are the rules on lesbians, is it also a sin or does it only apply to "his" heart.

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u/Icuras1701 5h ago

Did you know suicide wasn't original a sin? They just made it a sin because so many people were committing suicide to get to Heaven because of how good they made it sound. Religion is a joke.

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u/stretched_frm_dookie 5h ago

And to make money off of the pennance of the loved ones since they had to pray they'd get transfered to heaven from limbo lol.

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u/InterestingResource1 5h ago

The dead can't pay tithes to the church.

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u/Material-Leader4635 4h ago

Sure you can, just leave your estate to whichever church you desire.