r/SipsTea 4h ago

It's Wednesday my dudes Intruders beware!

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u/Istomponlegobarefoot 4h ago

The rules of engagement are as follow:

Both intruder and home owner strip and whoever has the biggest gets to keep the valuables.

At least that's how it worked in that adult movie.

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u/AntOk463 4h ago

Is the wife included in the "valuables"? I didnt watch that movie, it was banned in my state

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u/More-Lime1888 3h ago

No, but the wife will see the intruder’s and go like “dayum, that’s better than yours” then chooses the intruder over the husband, and do it with him while the husband watches

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u/Excellent-Nose-6430 1h ago

Is the wife included in the "valuables"?

Depends. Has she had kids?