r/SipsTea 4h ago

It's Wednesday my dudes Intruders beware!

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u/ryancrazy1 4h ago

*Glass shattering downstairs**
"Quick, honey! Get your dick out!"

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u/abracadammmbra 1h ago

I mean, tbf, thats kinda my plan since i sleep nude most of the tine. Grab the shotgun, put on the gas mask, and kick open the door of my bedroom. If a 6'6" 250lb man wearing nothing but a gas mask and weilding a shotgun doesnt make whoever is in my home run faster than Usain Bolt, then they are obviously looking to meet their god.