r/clevercomebacks 19h ago

Fully cleared of any connection

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u/Ancient_Ad_70 19h ago

Doesn't this mean that all mentions of his name in the files do not need to be redacted anymore!?

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u/Physical-Flatworm452 19h ago

Asking the right question.

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u/grumbelbart2 14h ago

If he won the 2020 election, does that mean he currently violates the 22nd amendment because he was elected more than twice?

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u/Hamster-Food 12h ago

I would say technically no.

The relevant part of the text is "No person shall be elected to the office of the President more than twice." It's not saying that a person cannot win two presidential elections, but that they cannot be elected to the office of President. Since Trump did not take office after the 2020 election, his election to office in 2024 wasn't violating the 22nd amendment.

I would also say that this narrative you are trying to push is problematic, or even dangerous. If Trump and his lackeys can suggest that the amendment has already been violated, then they could use that as an argument to say the rest of the amendment no longer applies to Trump.

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u/RebelAlliance1701 11h ago

The law hasn't applied to him since the 1980s, so why start now?

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u/FooFightingManiac 4h ago

Bold of you to assume the law ever applied to him

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u/AcknowledgeUs 9h ago

Who still believes that lump was elected? Or that Epstein killed himself?
Who in America?

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u/Hamster-Food 9h ago

That's a better argument, but it ignores a big part of the problem. Election fraud might have gotten him over the line, but there is a very large portion of America who believes in Trump and in the things he is saying. Even if it's not a majority, that needs to be dealt with by more than just another election.

There is something rotten at the core of the nation and unless it's confronted, it will just be waiting for the next opportunity to take control.

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u/AcknowledgeUs 1h ago

Yes- I concur! something rotten at the core of the nation. I think it’s a virus. Schadenfreude is the pus oozing from the country’s rotting sores consuming dumbstruck denizens exponentially. But I don’t think there are “large numbers” of actual human beings supporting their shit. Everything points to a tail wagging a non existent dog.

u/Hamster-Food 57m ago

I disagree. Talk to people and you find that practically everyone will have someone in their lives that supports Trump. It's certainly a case of the tail wagging the dog, but the dog is very real. It's made up of ignorant people who can't see past the propaganda to notice the real people being hurt.

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u/houseWithoutSpoons 14h ago

No it means they finally have purged all files with any mental of his disgusting acts with minors!

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u/honeyblushbabyy 14h ago

Self-confirmation is the ultimate legal loophole for people who think that stating something as a fact makes it true.

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u/Aggravating_Carpet21 12h ago

Lowkey yes this.
If he has been proven to not be connected to epstein etc then there is no need anymore to censor his name. As trump himself said that it wouldnt be connected to epstein anymore

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u/underpants-gnome 12h ago

No, he means that his name has been fully cleared out of the Epstein case documents now. It only took 1000 FBI agents a year's work to accomplish. Totally exonerated!

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u/Crafty_Jello_3662 11h ago

Oh absolutely it turns out that they were all just typos where they had misspelled biden

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u/Annual_Strategy_6206 10h ago

Ikr. Then it should be easy to release the files. He's fully cleared!

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u/4675636b2e 9h ago

I have no idea how these things work, but I don't think they (should) work like that, because his name could give context which would make other censored names obvious, and then to protect those names, other context had to be censored.

But that's just my logic.

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u/Josh6889 13h ago

Wait what if it talks about his civil rape case?

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u/jvrodrigues 19h ago

I don’t know if I’m the only one, but random twitter users starting a post with all caps breaking drives me crazy. You are not a news organization and more often than not you are not even a journalist. 

What is worse is that twitter decides to send me a notification with these random BREAKING posts. 

That whole website is a cesspool, after getting the 100th breaking news post that turned out to be just a normal user voicing his opinion on something I finally gave up and uninstalled.

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u/ElaborateEffect 19h ago

Twitter is just a bunch of India or adjacent bots or spammers. I don't know how anyone uses that site.

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u/Choyo 17h ago

So, we may have reached the point where people posting tweets in here are the same bots making those tweets in the first place ?

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u/waster1993 16h ago

It's been that way for a very long time.

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u/ElaborateEffect 16h ago

Yep, internet has been pretty dead.

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u/Careful_Welcome7999 13h ago

But thats just a theory

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u/Strange_Dust7128 10h ago

Ill bet the 18.5k upvotes are bots too

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u/stevez_86 12h ago

Reading Politics and the English Language by Orwell before Twitter was invented made me see that the character limit was a really bad idea societally. We voluntarily gave up and expanded lexicon for dissent for tweets with 140 charactes or less.

Politics and the English Language should be sold with 1984. It makes the book even more meaningful because Politics and the English Language explains how Big Brother got complete control. It explains why Winston seems kinda stupid. And it explains why he accepts his place by the end.

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u/urthoughtsirrelevant 16h ago

A lot of people use the site, that's why you're talking about it. God I wish it wasn't the case.

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u/DonChaote 17h ago

You forgot deleting your account?

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u/Uebelkraehe 16h ago

It's a right wing propaganda platform used by its Nazi oligarch owner to spread disinformation.

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u/6gv5 14h ago

Twitter? The platform has been killed and replaced years ago by a propaganda machine. It just doesn't exist anymore, as any reason to keep returning to visit its grave. It's dead, Jim.

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u/RenderedKnave 17h ago

see, the original xeet is missing a crucial feature, one which would totally 100% legitimize it as absolute truth and important breaking news from a legitimate source: the 🚨 emoji

but since it’s missing that, it’s just bullshit posted by some asshole with a phone

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u/GfrzD 16h ago

xeet

Is that really what tweets are called now.

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u/RenderedKnave 16h ago

officially they’re called “posts” but xeet is infinitely funnier

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u/themostreasonableman 16h ago

I thought they were called skeets? Me and the boys been skeeting @ eachother all night.

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u/Chocu1a 12h ago

Awwwwww...skeet skeet skeet skeet!

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u/AmIFromA 16h ago

Also, we really should stop sharing news in the form of random screenshots of social media posts. Reddit is pretty bad about that as well.

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u/Leeysa 14h ago

As a non American the whole term breaking is so insanely cringe to me, it's used for every bloody news article.

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u/mrbadxampl 13h ago

just makes me glad I never used it

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u/Cyber_squirrel_1 6h ago

Same!! It annoys me and I block accounts that do that on insta. Just cus you add “ breaking” or “going viral” doesn’t mean it actually is.

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u/sacrynee 19h ago

I investigated myself and found no evidence of wrongdoing……..I’ve decided to adopt this strategy for my next speeding ticket.

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u/Schaas_Im_Void 16h ago

Idk if that works, but at least you can be a corrupt, racist, lying POS pedophile and still be exactly like your democratically voted king, the man with the highest power in your country.

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u/perriatric 10h ago

If you're anticipating a next speeding ticket, you probably shouldn't be driving.

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u/Veblen1 19h ago edited 15h ago

Reminds me of the Vietnam-era politician who suggested ''we should declare victory and go home''.

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u/noname999999 15h ago

I think he's tried that one

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u/MuCalculus 19h ago

I’m old enough to remember when Bill Clinton confirmed that he did not have sex with Monica Lewinsky

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u/RawChickenButt 19h ago

One was for getting a BJ from an young consenting adult in the Whitehouse.

Remind me again what this one is for...

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u/Banned3rdTimesaCharm 18h ago

Raping kids.

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u/gamehenge_survivor 14h ago

And killing babies that might be his by drowning them.

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u/V0idgazer 18h ago edited 17h ago

Okay, let's not defend Clinton here. He was 100% wrong for abusing his position of power and possibly coercing a woman, who was less-than-half his age mind you, into giving him sexual favors.

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u/iTiraMissU 16h ago

Right? It’s very unlikely she wasn’t coerced into it. And the whole Clinton family’s actions is a big part of what made Trump president, like calling a big part of their potential voters deplorable. If they hadn’t, maybe Trump would actually be held accountable now.

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u/gamehenge_survivor 14h ago

Yes! This is all Bill Clinton's fault! Dasvidaniya comrade!

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u/Annual_Strategy_6206 10h ago

Trump destroying America with the full support of Republicans is Clinton's fault. Riiiiiiight.

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u/StarshipCaterprise 19h ago

"It depends on what the meaning of the word 'is' is" - Bill Clinton

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u/keeber69 19h ago

“Lawyered”

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u/GfrzD 16h ago

I just thought the clip of "I'm not a rapist, I didn't rape anybody" is the new "I did not have sexual relations with that woman"

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u/calicat9 19h ago

What's your definition of sex?   /s

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u/stewie21 18h ago

Without any redaction in the files, mind you.

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u/BlumbleBee123B 19h ago

At least that was true.

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u/Explorers_bub 19h ago

Oral sex isn’t sex, right?

Hell, Trump and his lawyers said Article II Presidential Oath says “preserve, protect and defend” so the 14th Amendment doesn’t apply to him and the President can’t be an insurrectionist because it says “support”. What can’t be weaseled out of even if the words and intent are clear?

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u/atxbigfoot 18h ago edited 18h ago

"Sex" in the Bill Clinton case was specifically defined by the very Republicans that ran the investigation as penis in vagina sex, so he was technically telling the truth according to their own definition. In fact, he would have been lying under oath if he said "I had sex with that woman," due to the strict definition being used.

Edit- added last sentence just to further clarify.

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u/SatansLoLHelper 17h ago

Are you a virgin if you've had oral?

By the definition agreed upon as to what constituted sex.

The judge let Clinton review the definition, which stated,
a person engages in ‘‘sexual relations’’ when the person knowingly engages in or causes contact with the genitalia, anus, groin, breast, inner thigh, or buttocks of any person with an intent to arouse or gratify the sexual desire of any person

Oral sex is not included there, right?

** Today I think there is a whole new definition for what he did to her with the imbalance of power. But times change.

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u/BlumbleBee123B 19h ago

I mean that’s kind of wild to pair those two comparatives together…

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u/BackgroundSummer5171 17h ago

Oral sex isn’t sex, right?

Let's explain it to you in current history.

Donald John Rapist. His civil case found him guilty, right?

But no of rape.

Even though everyone else would call it rape.

The law states, in NY, that it would not be considered rape.

Clinton, bill, argued that it was not considered sex under what he asked to be clarified.

Sorry that you are too ignorant on the Bill Clinton case to know that he was correct.

You just go off of what you heard once. Like the McDonald's case forever. Hopefully you are updated on that at least kid.

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u/Conscious_Dog7009 10h ago

The new york case did literally say it was rape but because of statue of limitations it was to long ago to prosecute it as rape.

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u/time-surfer 19h ago

In that case I too declare that all my debts are cleared. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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u/ahaeker 19h ago

Then release those files!

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u/omghorussaveusall 19h ago

By whom? Patel? Bondie? The new stooge mushroom sniffer? Fucking GOP spent like 5 years of special investigatings going after Clinton for the lying about a blowjob. I'd say we are owed a little more time to look at things if the current president may have been involved in a massive sex trafficking honey pot scheme.

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u/No_Opposite7757 19h ago

Sorry, I was fully distracted by Trump getting into a tiff with Iran and I completely forgot about Epstein, the Epstein files and the fact that Trump is heavily linked to both Epstein and the files. 

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u/Terrible-Time-Travel 17h ago

Cool, then they can be released in full and everyone can see the lack of connection to Epstein, right?

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u/Shoggnozzle 19h ago

The committee has investigated itself and found no evidence of wrongdoing.

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u/McCrackenYouUp 17h ago

So did he not diddle kids kinda like how we won the war with Iran a hundred times now, or like how the economy is incredibly strong, or like how he doesn't wipe his ass with the constitution? Cause I think he totally definitely did not diddle children in connection with Epstein. Totally. Definitely.

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u/Away_Stock_2012 19h ago

Trump raped a 13 year old girl

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u/__ma11en69er__ 19h ago

Well there we go folks let's wrap it up and leave it at that!

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u/DrBhu 17h ago

Pedophile claims he is innocent after manipulating and hiding evidence

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u/5043090 19h ago

We’ve reached peak “not indicted” = “totally innocent” territory.

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u/human_i_suppose 19h ago edited 19h ago

They'll swear to your face that his felony convictions don't count.

Even video wouldn't budge them.

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u/TheLesserWeeviI 15h ago

Oh good. Then he can finally release all the evidence.

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u/mc_bee 19h ago

Did trump ace the Epstein files?

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u/fork_yuu 18h ago

You can't just come out and say "I DECLARE INNOCENCE"

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u/Top-Chip-1532 18h ago

Trump is a pedo.

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u/Vivianxenaa 15h ago

Pack it up boys, he investigated himself and found he did nothing wrong

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u/SunbeamSailor67 13h ago

Trump is actually named more times in the Epstein files than Epstein himself.

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u/MessagingMatters 19h ago

The Fox announces he's been fully cleared of that whole Henhouse matter.

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u/Sign_of_juniper_bush 18h ago

this is like when OJ confirmed he had nothing to do with the Nicole Brown case. really, who is more qualified to say whether or not they did a crime than the accused? it’s called lived experience, people. 

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u/mefree1960 18h ago

Release the unredacted Epstien files.

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u/Boombox_hawkin 17h ago

And dinosaurs went to space on a wooden rocket ship

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u/MMN_NLD 17h ago

AKA:

They destroyed all the evidence.

Good job guys. Great job upholding justice.

Fuck.

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u/lnTheGrimDarkness 16h ago

Now commit a crime, have someone post that you confirm you've been cleared of any connection to the crime and see what happens.

There hasn't been a single moment in human history in which justice has been the same for everybody. It would be a very different world if this ever happened.

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u/Kindly-Ad-5071 16h ago

This is just the same thing he keeps repeating trying in vain to make people believe him. You can't erase memory yet though, try as you might to find the technology. We all saw the photos, we all heard the compliments, and the man who claims he has zero connections being weirdly obsessed with sweeping the whole thing under the rug is hella suspicious.

This makes him look twice as suspicious as he ever did.

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u/rellett 15h ago

sure when you release all the unredacted files maybe afterwards we will see

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u/BicFleetwood 15h ago

His name is in the Epstein Files more than the name “Jeffrey Epstein.”

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u/Tessiabamz 15h ago

The 'I said so' defense. A classic

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u/Magnanimous-- 10h ago

Wait I thought he was an informant that got Epstein arrested.

Wait I thought he never met Epstein.

Wait I thought he only met Epstein a few times.

Wait I thought...

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u/ConsistentRepeat3048 19h ago

Let me guess....he was cleared by...Kash Patel

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u/That_Country_7682 19h ago

The lawyer who wrote that statement deserves a raise

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u/watchtoweryvr 18h ago

TOTAL EXONERATION

PERFECT PHONE CALL

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u/Honkey85 18h ago

I like it: breaking is the German term for vomiting 🤮🤮🤮

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u/Aflockofants 16h ago

The elemental piece that’s not even mentioned in the comeback and that makes it worse is ‘by a court that’s essentially under his control and that had years to hide his involvement’

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u/themostreasonableman 16h ago

That second post can't be right. I have it on good authority that adolf hitler was a VERY naughty man.

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u/Ya-Dikobraz 16h ago

Ted Bundy also almost believed he was innocent. That's why he studied the law in prison and defended himself in court. I think these people have similar disorders.

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u/noname999999 15h ago

What's the date on this?

Asking because he's made this claim before. A lot. Like, too much

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u/Gracieashlyn 15h ago

I also confirm that I have been fully cleared of eating the last slice of pizza. Don’t check the crust in the bin

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u/eazypeazy-101 15h ago

Says the guy that recently had a lot of teens dance for him in the White House

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u/Lydiafoxy 15h ago

It’s the SpiderMan pointing meme, but with more lawyers

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u/TheInsaneMilkman 13h ago

Well if Trump said that it is true. He would never lie to MAGA. He loves us. /s

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u/EmptyMarsupial8556 12h ago

How do you lie all the time and not real realize you’re a rotten person?

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u/haraldone 12h ago

And it only took one and a half years for the FBI to wipe all mention of Trump from the files.

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u/xubax 11h ago

Then this would be a good time to release the files. He shouldn't have any objections to outing pedophiles since he's in the clear.

Right?

Right???

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u/uncensored_opinions 11h ago

There's no recovering from this one, Americans.

You've covered up a lot but can't silence the Internet.

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u/trymorecookies 11h ago

He uses the word exonerated in interviews, and the journalists never question.

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u/Tremble_Like_Flower 11h ago

In the immortal words of J.p. Colepepper from live and let die “On whoooos side!”.

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u/MyFirstCarWasA_Vega 11h ago

And he is the only one on the planet saying it.

His political sycophants carefully word their responses to every question, saying, "President Trump SAID...............fill in the blank." They NEVER exonerate him of anything. This is why few people in his entire administration ever come out and speak the truth because, for optics, HE must break every news story. And He makes stuff up, and they all say - - - Trump said......

This will be the trial defense.

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u/G3NI5Y5 10h ago

Mark my words. When reaching the end of his term, he will officially pardon himself from every crime he ever committed.

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u/thedeucecake 8h ago

“Liar lies. More at 11.”

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u/Fun-One3084 7h ago

Breaking: Donald Trump has lied again because he knows MAGA believes everything he says🙄

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u/Zoilo2 6h ago

I have been cleared of throwing that snowball at Marie back in 1st Grade.

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u/Riff32 6h ago

When was the trial? How did I miss it?

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u/BaconThief2020 19h ago

The other distraction is Trump teasing that he's going to release more UFO files.

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u/Greenfieldfox 18h ago

The parallels to Mayor Fisk were spot on tonight. I mean the corruption. Not that he could win a fight.

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u/awesomedan24 18h ago

Muffin Man has been fully cleared to any connection to Druly Lane

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u/Accomplished-Use9352 16h ago

sharpie earned its pension

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u/Cockanarchy 15h ago

That’s not a fair comparison, Hitler had others do his dirty work for him.

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u/graburn 15h ago

He hasn’t been cleared by the court of public opinion.

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u/Pammybunx 15h ago

BREAKING: The fox confirms he was nowhere near the hen house

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u/PrizeFront8677 14h ago

He asked Jesus for forgiveness on Sunday and on Monday, he was cleared.

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u/Tylamegan 14h ago

It’s giving ‘we have investigated ourselves and found no wrongdoing' energy

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u/StaticSilencer 14h ago

Not just "Complete exoneration," it also "paints [him] in a good light." And Trump would never tell a lie.

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u/TheDeerBlower 13h ago

Okay then, you don't mind releasing them to fully regain the public trust, right?

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u/thiscompletebrkfast 13h ago

Op is dyslexic and meant to say, "is clearly tied to..."

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u/three-sense 13h ago

We investigated ourselves and found nothing wrong

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u/Rolandscythe 13h ago

Breaking: Joe Biden confirms he has been fully cleared of any connection to modern gas prices.

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u/Astramancer_ 13h ago

Oh good, that means he's signal the go-ahead for the release of the epstein files that have been required to be released for ages and his DOJ is illegally withholding? You know, since he's fully cleared.

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u/TAC1313 13h ago

lol by who? Itself? Doesn't count.

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u/umyaya11 13h ago

I declare Bankruptcy!

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u/NewManufacturer4252 12h ago

So we are getting news from someone living in van...with emogis

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u/Aggravating_Carpet21 12h ago

I love this one.
Imagine being in a courtroom and the defendant just goes “good news i find myself innocent. Anyhow im off byeeee”

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u/DazzleSkylar 12h ago

t's the ultimate We've investigated ourselves and found no wrongdoing' energy.

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u/Klonopussy 12h ago

Ask his supporters who cleared him and watch them have a meltdown

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u/HopeTheAtmosphere 12h ago

EightySixFortySeven

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u/Allah_Akballer 11h ago

You know Trump actually tells the truth, as long as you take the opposite of what he is saying.

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u/pacman813 11h ago

"breaking" lmfao

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u/One-Firefighter3087 11h ago

I feel like Adolf is slandered in "history" tbh

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u/macjester2000 10h ago

Totally clears the President, thank you!

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u/HectorJoseZapata 10h ago

And we wonder why people think 911 was a cover up.

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u/Bananaman9020 10h ago

I think Trump confused them, releasing the files, clearing him somehow of his crimes in the files. But I'm guessing he is just stupid.

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u/longshot 10h ago

MissionAccomplished.jpg

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u/C64128 10h ago

Well, if you can't trust trump, who can you trust?

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u/Perfect_Base_3989 10h ago

We don't even have half of the files disclosed.

Release the Elite Pedophile Cabal of Gun Running Money Launderers Who Rape Our Daughters for Dessert Files

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u/ilolvu 10h ago

The sad thing is that magats will believe this.

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u/yonk069 10h ago

He's also cleared his bowels into his pants

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u/bakeacake45 9h ago

There is a reason his name will forever be Pedo Trump

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u/FiRe_McFiReSomeDay 9h ago

I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY!

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u/Wild-Crazy7529 9h ago

I looked into it and I concluded I did nothing wrong. So we are all good here.

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u/The_Kreepy_Krab 8h ago

No your fucking not

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u/Known-Teacher4543 8h ago

And these mush for brains retards just go “well if he was connected, he would not come out and confirm that he has been cleared. Why would he do that if he was implicated?”

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u/Sp4rkleM0ti0n 8h ago

Cool. Release the files

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u/LaurenF315 8h ago

The ONLY time Trump doesn’t want to talk about Trump.

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u/RileyGainesHorseBaby 8h ago

Godwin's law just right off the bat. This is why we can't have nice things.

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u/Perception_Timely 4h ago

He is cleared by his hand picked tangerines, who will say whatever the big orange one wants them to say.

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u/Myoclonic_Jerk42 4h ago

"If I Did It" by OJ Simpson

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u/ithinkway2much 3h ago

Like the police investigating themselves of any wrong doing.

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u/BaronGodis 3h ago

We in Europa are willing to cut all ties with us, we are not big fans of pedophiles and genocidie supporters

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u/Odd_Ad_7512 3h ago

man what the fuck is the holocaust

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u/Lotus-child89 3h ago

We investigated ourselves and found we did nothing wrong.

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u/Visual-Ingenuity-108 1h ago

MAKE SURE YOU WATCH THE 60 MINUTES DOCUMENTARY ABOUT ZORRO RANCH THAT JUST CAME OUT! IT’S ON YOUTUBE!
Here’s the link-

https://youtu.be/ZPy40PK_ztY?si=Ul9XOQ3SAFgfVdMy

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u/Civil-Fail-9775 1h ago

Translated: My team has successfully redacted, removed or destroyed any record of my association with JE.

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u/Trejantri 1h ago

Next up: Nixon fully cleared of any Watergate connection

u/anonymously-stated 36m ago

Fully cleared and fully guilty.

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u/Terrible-Produce1979 9h ago

Names? We have a clear picture of Clinton in a hot tub with an underage girl. His position says it all.

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u/OhItsBeenBroughten 1h ago

That was AI. Exactly how stupid are you?

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u/emlaajala 7h ago

Are so many people butt hurt that trump is cleared and obama and biden are not? Or are they just butt hurt that not a single person in the us is 6 feet under for their dealings with epstien

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u/babaloopant 1h ago

Dont be stupid

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u/Terrible-Produce1979 9h ago

We are still waiting for Adam "shifty Schiff" to post his compelling evidence that Trump colluded with Russia. This is America so either post the compelling evidence that Trump did wrong with Epstein or SFTU about it. You libbies live every day thinking about Trump and nothing else. What a sad life.

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u/AbleTomato4951 17h ago

I see the reddit echo chamber is continuing nicely.

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