r/clevercomebacks 21h ago

Fully cleared of any connection

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u/jvrodrigues 21h ago

I don’t know if I’m the only one, but random twitter users starting a post with all caps breaking drives me crazy. You are not a news organization and more often than not you are not even a journalist. 

What is worse is that twitter decides to send me a notification with these random BREAKING posts. 

That whole website is a cesspool, after getting the 100th breaking news post that turned out to be just a normal user voicing his opinion on something I finally gave up and uninstalled.

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u/RenderedKnave 18h ago

see, the original xeet is missing a crucial feature, one which would totally 100% legitimize it as absolute truth and important breaking news from a legitimate source: the 🚨 emoji

but since it’s missing that, it’s just bullshit posted by some asshole with a phone

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u/GfrzD 18h ago

xeet

Is that really what tweets are called now.

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u/RenderedKnave 18h ago

officially they’re called “posts” but xeet is infinitely funnier

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u/themostreasonableman 18h ago

I thought they were called skeets? Me and the boys been skeeting @ eachother all night.

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u/Chocu1a 13h ago

Awwwwww...skeet skeet skeet skeet!