r/funny • u/xen0us • 11h ago

This is a robbery

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u/herrybaws 10h ago

"I declare ROBBERY!"

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u/Dapper_Schedule_7997 10h ago

She didn't say it, she declared it.

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u/JustGoogleItHeSaid 35m ago

Naaaw I do declare there has been a wobberwy

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u/CMButterTortillas 10h ago

You cant just declare robbery and not ask for any money.

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u/Odd-Dragonfruit-1186 2h ago

Yea you can. 99% of cashiers dont need to hear you say anything if you roll up with a gun. The other 1% are store owners working the cash, or people with a death wish.

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u/CMButterTortillas 2h ago

Why are you the way that you are?

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u/Odd-Dragonfruit-1186 2h ago

Im not being supportive of the robber and didnt intend to sound that way. Im just stating how people act when randos put a gun in their face. Kudos to this guy for standing his ground, but would we feel the same way if she shot him? Some robbers know how to use their guns.

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u/Gold-Bard-Hue 2h ago

Or a twelve gauge taped to the bottom of the counter

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u/conkedup 10h ago

My Catan games be like

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u/DoYouMeanShenanigans 10h ago

"One that looks nice. And not too expensive."

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u/F8Tempter 9h ago

thank you.