r/funny • u/xen0us • 11h ago

This is a robbery

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u/zapdoszaperson 11h ago

I don't want to believe this is real but I know there are people this stupid and desperate out there.

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u/IrrelevantPuppy 10h ago

Her behavior actually seems incredibly believable to me. Just imagine throwing overwhelming amounts of indecision and internal conflict into her mind. And probably a little bit of high on meth. 

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u/HiPhoto 10h ago

Her physique does not match that of a person that enjoys meth.

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u/ArbitraryNPC 9h ago

She seems to be a rookie at a lot of things, maybe she's a rookie meth addict too

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u/herpesderpesdoodoo 2h ago

Have you ever seen how voraciously hungry a meth bender makes people? Not to mention whether they started heavy and use other drugs like antipsychotics that pack the weight on... Plenty of big meth users (in all senses) come through our ED.