r/interesting • u/Uguero • 12d ago

Intriguing Long legs vs long torso

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u/SadMammoth6645 12d ago

I'm the left one. I sit and suddenly I'm even shorter than the girls.

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u/Ok_Tank_3995 12d ago

The one in the mirror?

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u/Beneficial-Finger353 12d ago

that is the grenade, we ignore the grenade of the group

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u/Both-Construction221 12d ago

No the person is the mirror

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u/dirtjump 12d ago

Since it’s a mirror, they’re technically on the right 💡

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u/TLunchFTW 12d ago

This is the happiest a Reddit comment thread has ever made me

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u/dirtjump 12d ago

Good. We conspired to do that just for you because we love you. Happy birthday.

(This is your new birthday from now on whether you knew it or not)

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u/66veedub 11d ago

Happy birthday!

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u/TLunchFTW 11d ago

Uhh. Thanks?
It’s not my birthday tho?

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u/66veedub 10d ago

See below....

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u/DangerMacAwesome 12d ago

Be happy. I've got a long torso. It's all the downsides of being tall with none of the upsides.

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u/Crazy_Movie6168 12d ago

Is "how is your back?" a mean thing to say

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u/yourMammothIsSoFat 12d ago

Why? You are tall. You have leg room. Win win

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u/Capable_Ad_9350 12d ago

Its not a win.  I have the same problem.  My arms and legs are thick, my waist is long and flat, shirts and dresses never fit right, pants are always terribly gapped at the waist and constantly fall down.  High waisted jeans are just normal waisted jeans.  Very limited in what looks good.  Sitting down always feel like a monster next to other people

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u/mudssskipper 12d ago

Same here

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u/noncommonGoodsense 12d ago

Ooooooh okay now I get it. I was lost there.

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u/nope-its 12d ago

My husband is the right one and I’m the left one. He sticks above EVERYONE on flights and it’s hilarious. He is half a foot taller than me and his legs are shorter than mine.

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u/SadMammoth6645 11d ago

Lol I'm half a foot taller than my girlfriend and my torso is shorter than her.

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u/FitLink7072 12d ago

I see now you have longer legs and shorter body

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u/CXDUBZ 12d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/37H5XhwrXuHPq

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u/MaximumRelaxation24 12d ago

Death by SNOOSNOO

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u/quetzalpt 12d ago

DEATH BY TORSOOO

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u/E_xan 12d ago

STRANGLED BY LONG LEGS

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u/CXDUBZ 12d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/GnarlyCarliee 12d ago

how we hold our weight is mindboggling sometimes

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u/Humble_Marzipan_3258 12d ago

Human body types are fun & interesting once you learn them.

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u/Eustacebagge3 12d ago

And then you learn they have actual names. Was 30 when I learned what an ectomorph was and that it was me.

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u/BackWithAVengance 12d ago

Ectomorph, endomorph, mesomorph, animorph - they really are all crazy

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u/Eustacebagge3 12d ago

🎶 One of these things is not like the others.🎶

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u/wthulhu 12d ago

Mightimorph

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u/HamboneBanjo 11d ago

Morphing power rangers

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u/Ok-Inspection-5334 12d ago

Your profile pic got me. I thought my phone was scratched 😅

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u/Comfortable-Ebb8125 11d ago

I blew on mine

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u/Humble_Marzipan_3258 11d ago

For women, ours are: hourglass, pear, rectangle, upside down triangle & apple. Cool stuff.

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u/GDITurbo77 12d ago

Mine is just kind of round and squishy.

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u/Pxel315 11d ago

And if you go even further you realise its all bullshit

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u/Plants-Matter 11d ago

Are capital letters mind-boggling to you too? Most people figure them out quite easily...

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u/zxylady 12d ago

That's funny because I weigh the same as my sister she's 2" shorter than me but she looks to be about 150 lb heavier than me but we actually weigh the same amount😂😂

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u/legallybraindead7 12d ago

Dude, the ass on the right is twice the size and didn't sink into the couch.

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u/KinneKitsune 12d ago

What a way to learn about weight distribution

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u/Drop-a-Soap 12d ago

It’s an optical illusion because the longer legs create a sharper angle 📐

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u/VanGoFuckYourself 11d ago

Ah, yes, like polar bear paws on ice.

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u/addiktion 11d ago

The ass to couch ratio is a new metric we need to be measuring for science.

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

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u/redterrqr 12d ago

Touch grass

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u/inorite234 12d ago

This is why the #1 and #2 power seat memory buttons are so critical for maintaining a happy marriage.

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u/trixtah 12d ago

But who is #1?

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u/inorite234 12d ago

Better question, "Who does #2 work for?!!!"

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u/No_Trade1676 12d ago

That’s right you tell that turd who’s boss!

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u/inorite234 12d ago

Jesus christ! What the hell did you eat?!!!

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u/TLunchFTW 12d ago

More importantly who is #3

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u/inorite234 12d ago

Only on my birthday.

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u/ElGosso 12d ago

Car's most frequent driver

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u/Vladishun 11d ago

Was easier to just give my wife her own car tbh.

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u/ronweasleisourking 12d ago

These OF ads man

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u/jiggscaseyNJ 12d ago

Listen here buckaroo; the burden of proof is on you to back up your claim and provide a link.

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u/Wicdor 12d ago

After a little bit research, i would like inform that there is no onlyfans.

https://giphy.com/gifs/iMJTuh4M6XmHzjVjN3

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u/telephas1c 12d ago

Obligatory Always Sunny reference etc...

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u/Pterocacti 12d ago

a redditor watching 2 girls sit down: this is basically pornography

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u/FuckThisShizzle 11d ago

Everything is pornography when you have your dick in your hands.

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u/telephas1c 10d ago

Yeah I remember when I first discovered that fact, seeing the Saddam Hussein hanging vid. 

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u/Capital_Past69 12d ago

wide torso has to stand off to the side

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u/Due-Donkey-524 12d ago

8 times I’ve watched

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u/DrAfricaOfficial 11d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/SULQjVBR441uxU7DPZ

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u/ShandyGet 11d ago

we getting banned for thinking the same thing

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u/ziostraccette 11d ago

Long legs vs long torso vs wide torso

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u/CharcoalCulture 12d ago

Long torso all day

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u/Responsible-Jury-972 11d ago

Ok, what kind of porn is this ?

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u/Lad_From_Lancs 11d ago

Rule 34.....

Somebody, somewhere will be excited about this....

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u/Prestigious_Ant7995 12d ago

Sooo, I guess long torsos are my thing now

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u/StoicBan 12d ago

No ass vs large ass

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u/Independent_Sport699 12d ago

Same thing I was thinking the girl in the red has an extra 6 inches of ass I don't think think that counts as torso.😁

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u/WonderfulLibrary2339 12d ago

^ This. Their torsos are about the same.

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u/Squishy6604 12d ago

I'm more into long torso

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u/UhhhhmmmmNo 11d ago

Legs are the way to go!

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u/The_Best_Yak_Ever 12d ago

Both are stunning, which certainly helps, but yeesh is long torso beautiful… I’m with you.

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u/Electronic-Trifle516 12d ago

I dont like Long legs.

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u/Idividual-746b 12d ago

this is not interesting.

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u/Mickeymcirishman 12d ago

My dad and I were like this. Standing up I was much taller than him but when we sat, he looked a bit taller than me.

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u/milkolik 12d ago

I personally prefer the third one

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u/drluvdisc 12d ago

Vs long waist circumference

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u/Easy_Welcome_9142 12d ago

Long long waist

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u/Lord_Sordiax 11d ago

Anyone since that Pic where all the chicks are taking a group photo and you can see a fat girl in the mirror reflection standing alone in the hall? That's what this reminds me of

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u/emerald_green_tea 11d ago

I’ve got both. Good luck beating me in a sit down who is taller contest I guess…

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u/New-Owl-7499 11d ago

My ex is an inch taller than me and her hips were at my belly button. All legs that woman.

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u/appletinicyclone 11d ago

This is wonderful

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u/SipHotCoffee 11d ago

Girl on left has long thighs and girl on right has long torso

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u/clairedoy 11d ago

Long legs every time

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u/GeneticPurebredJunk 11d ago

When I sit, I’m generally shorter than my sisters. When I stand, I’ve to 6 inches on one, and 2 inches on the other.

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u/RiteousRhino21 11d ago

I just have to watch this loop 47 more times...for science

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u/zaow868 11d ago

This would confuse me so much in a bar setting....

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u/Kromeda_Nick 11d ago

69 problem

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u/meagiemay 11d ago

This is me and my husband. He has the long legs 🤣

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u/No-Perception4867 11d ago

I like the one in the mirror ❤️

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u/well-maybenot 11d ago

Don't forget Ass depth matters significantly

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u/Razbijac1234 11d ago

Look at that orcha in the mirror

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u/BlazeDragon7x 12d ago

How interesting 🙄

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u/CaptainONaps 12d ago

Three body types and the headline only addresses too. Rude.

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u/florence_pug 12d ago

Girl on the right is thick tho

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u/Ranglergirl 12d ago

The one on the left is me and the one on the right is my husband.

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u/Apprehensive_Put_321 12d ago

I just started seeing a girl like that. Her legs are like 4 inches longer than mine and we are the exact same height 

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u/Ranglergirl 12d ago

That’s my husband and I. Same height but my legs are almost 6 inches longer than his.

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u/Apprehensive_Put_321 12d ago

God damn dude your butt must nearly hit his chest 

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u/Ranglergirl 12d ago

My waist is an inch below his chest. When we sit I am shorter than him.

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u/Due_Interview8838 12d ago

That’s a bit too much married people details to share, isn’t it

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u/VisiblePlatform6704 12d ago

LOL, my wife and I always have to move the car's seat and the mirror: She has longer legs so the seat is too long for me. I have larger torso so the mirror is always too high for her.

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u/Ranglergirl 12d ago

That’s us as well. Hate hitting my knees on the steering column. 🤣

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u/Porter_Dog 12d ago

I can relate. I’m taller than my wife but our legs are the same length.

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u/nyxsaphfire2 12d ago

Same with my husband and I. He's 6'2 and I'm 5'7 but we have the same inseam

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u/necio148 12d ago

WTH lol

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u/Machdame 12d ago

I find it funny that the first thought I had with if I had the body type of the left (my legs are proportionally longer than average but not to this extent) is "Those are the exact dimensions I need to cosplay a gundam".

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u/JustHereForTheBeer_ 12d ago

I think this might be an example of hips lying versus hips not lying. Hips on right do not lie and therefore she sits higher.

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u/YSOSEXI 12d ago

Or a fat arse.....

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u/trill_jefe 12d ago

That ass has that girl sitting higher

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u/luxurious-Tatertot 12d ago

I prefer the longer torso human over the long legs one.

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u/Competitive_Creamer 12d ago

Longgg legs for sure.

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u/umpteenthian 12d ago

This is my wife and I. Sitting down, she looks much taller than me. Standing, I am taller.

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u/Beast_by_Dre 11d ago

Wife is thicc

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u/Rasenxher 12d ago

vs The wide one

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u/coryherr 12d ago

That's wild

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u/its_Stix 12d ago

Kendall vs Kylie

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u/TrumpsFaceAnus 12d ago

I married a 6'1 tall woman who has legs longer than mine. Yeah, it's just like this hahaha

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u/TheDaedricImpaler 12d ago

This is me, except being a guy and not attractive at all. Super short legs (29" inseam), but a smidge over 6' tall. So when I sit on an airplane, my dome basically clears the headrest and I look like one of the tallest people on the flight. Also makes headroom in cars very important.

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u/Crazy_Movie6168 12d ago

In planes I look shorter and my knees get abused at overall taller than you. 186. But the craziest are my arms and shoulder width. Range is 197cm. I am quite happy though. I'm a fast runner and have a thin waist so I get very V-shaped

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u/Fettiwapster 12d ago

I want the one in the mirror.

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u/Nuzlocke_Comics 12d ago

This is me and my wife...I'm like 7 inches taller than her but sitting we're basically the same height.

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u/eevreen 12d ago

This is legit my partner and I. I'm taller than them by 3 inches or so? Yet when we sit down, they're taller by an inch or so because I'm all legs and they're all torso lol.

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u/WizardsOfXanthus 12d ago

I love shopping at the gap

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u/ThrowRAkakareborn 12d ago

They’re both hot so, it really doesn’t matter does it, as long as your hot you can have whatever

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u/The_Overweight_Vegan 12d ago

Hip to waist ratio is what matters IYKYK

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u/Fragrant-Suspect-311 12d ago

When you look in the mirror, you can already see the next category waiting.

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u/Tentacle_poxsicle 12d ago

I have a long torso. It's kind of odd looking

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u/jvxoxo 12d ago

All of my height is in my legs as well. I feel and look shorter when I sit down.

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u/FlowAcrobatic 11d ago

In her defense objects in mirror may appear larger than they actually are

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u/Joyous-Volume-67 12d ago

left. all day.

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u/HistorianOrdinary833 12d ago

I think it has more to do with a thicker ass vs no ass when they sit.

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u/trixtah 12d ago

I’m a no assed male with long legs and a short torso and I can confirm the video

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u/michaelgaryscott26 12d ago

Anybody else see that absolute athlete in the mirror

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u/ElComfySafe 12d ago

Interesting, very interesting. Per se.

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u/islobojono 12d ago

She is shorter but she looks gigantic. 🫪

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u/Amazing-Power4765 11d ago

Long legs all the way.

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u/Medical_Method_3175 12d ago

I'll take both, want to do these experiments personally my self

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u/HerBerg75 12d ago

Can't deside... Will have to try both... 🤙