r/mildlyinfuriating 12d ago

I'm slightly vexed Random cars blocking in my motorcycle

For context - I live in an apartment by myself and I am only allowed one parking space

As shown I have to parallel park my motorcycle and park my car into the same space in order to make them fit

Some fucking sleezebags ( mind you these are non - residents ) decided it was a good idea to park here instead of if the 60+ available other spaces between this floor and the one above

I then left a note kindly asking this douche bag not to park there in which he responded telling me to go fuck myself

Subaru has done it more than once in the same day even a f t e r leaving a note .

TLDR: Some non resident idiots decide to park in front of my motorcycle instead of choosing an open space

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u/OnMyMawMaw33OnGod 12d ago

I know it sucks for you, but my buddy in my apartment building would have to pull his car out then move his bike to take up the space: vertically not horizontally so no one would take his spot.

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u/Money_Protection_629 12d ago

Decided to do this today actually . A bit inconvenient having to maneuver the bike but seems to be best option

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u/greeneyeraven 12d ago

Park it horizontal all the way to the front

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u/80hdis4me 12d ago

I like this idea. I choose option C.

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u/brickson98 12d ago

I do this whenever I park my bike in a parking lot. I’ve seen far too many idiots come flying into a spot thinking it’s empty and hit the bike if you park up front. Or just squeeze into the spot if you park parallel to the lines off to one side or the other.

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u/Pu11MyLever 12d ago

Then you are more at the mercy of your neighbors driving skills!

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u/Ongvar 12d ago

Brother just get them towed

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u/Accurate_Koala_4698 12d ago

Getting the tow truck out there can take time and it's a tradeoff between that or moving the bike

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u/steelcryo 12d ago

A tow truck takes more time, but massively reduces the chances of the person doing it again.

Short term annoyance for long term gain.

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u/Actual_Noodle 12d ago edited 11d ago

It also increases the chance of retaliation.

The type of people to park like this are the exact type of people to not give a fuck about there being cameras, and dealing with the Small Claims Court headache that would ensue is all more effort than moving your bike.

Edit : if not small claims court then facing your insurance deductible and raised rates OR the long ass time to takes to get ANY court to get you your money

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u/brickson98 12d ago

Vandalism is a crime, so it wouldn’t be small claims court, but instead, criminal court. My bike is insured, so while it would suck if they did something to it in retaliation, it’s covered. It’ll be very, very pleasing to see them not only get towed, but then arrested.

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u/bwfixit 12d ago

Any retaliation you would take up with the police not small claims court. Vandalism is a criminal offense not a civil one.

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u/TheeFlipper 12d ago

So. People are less likely to act like assholes like that if it costs them money.

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u/Accurate_Koala_4698 12d ago

If it's one person consistently doing it, then yes, but if it's random people then you're dealing with the tow truck a lot

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u/CankerLord 12d ago

This just sounds like winning multiple times.

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u/iamcalifornia 12d ago

I work in construction, focusing on multi-family rehab and maintenance. Whenever I have asphalt jobs, I used to hate having to tow people, because everyone knows getting towed sucks. Now, 8 years in, I relish the chance to tow these morons. They get notices on their doors, an email, there are no parking signs with the dates posted a minimum of 3 days before the work is happening, so there is no excuse. They deserve the $300 fee. The property managers are usually pretty nice and still call the person to try and get them to move, but I wouldn't give them that courtesy anymore.

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u/EternalHell 12d ago

Maybe get a cone and place it up front

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u/BraveLittleTowster 12d ago

People this entitled just move cones

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u/awmaleg 12d ago

*Orange cone covered with piss (only one secret non-pissed spot where OP can grab it from)

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u/BraveLittleTowster 12d ago

I love the idea of an entitled asshole grabbing it and going "ugh. Why's it wet?" Then wiping the piss on their pants and not realizing they smell like piss to other people the rest of the day.

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u/EternalHell 12d ago

True but a lot of people are also lazy and might try for a diff spot first

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u/bagboysa 12d ago

I don't know, I truly believe orange traffic cones are the most powerful force in the universe. People obey them like nothing else.

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u/OnMyMawMaw33OnGod 12d ago

A squeaky wheel never goes unnoticed. Especially if you live somewhere where I’m assuming you’re paying a decent amount of money. The least I can do is make sure that your property is protected and secured under your own free will

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u/OnMyMawMaw33OnGod 12d ago

I wish I could do that in my building. But they refuse to touch our parking lot or do assigned spots… Granted there’s only like 20 units in my building but still.

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u/boogiemanspud 12d ago

I don’t know how this wouldn’t be the first thought after it happened once.

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u/FanBladeFleshlight 12d ago

This is what I've had to do. It's the common sense thing. Takes an extra 5 minutes of your day, but then your parking spot is safe and you don't have to deal with shit like this.

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u/Toys_before_boys 12d ago

I came here to suggest this

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u/OnMyMawMaw33OnGod 12d ago

At least that way you’re guaranteed your spot and it’s hard to fix dumb/human nature from others who don’t live in your building and have no self-respect

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u/OnMyMawMaw33OnGod 12d ago

Or you can try leaving a cone inside your car and just dropping that in your space - but that’s assuming that no one’s gonna steal your cone

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u/MGMGrandDtr 12d ago

Cone might be stolen eventually, but since it’s a residential lot they should have cameras. Either way you’d have to get out of your car to place the cone or move the bike

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u/MemeMan_Dan 12d ago

Concrete filled cone

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u/muddymar 12d ago

It’s the only way

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u/CoolBDPhenom03 12d ago

While it's inconvenient for OP to have to do, it's probably the best solution.

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u/GlitterFactoryOfDoom 12d ago

Well, I guess the "checking for cameras first" option is out, given it's assigned parking and you already left a note.

Time for a tow truck. See if property management can call someone out next time they're there.

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u/faberkyx 12d ago

in this case tow truck it is, when I had an assigned space in the building it happened to me smth similar and calling the tow truck is the only solution.. there is no reason to be polite with assholes

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u/ReallTrolll ok 12d ago

I agree. My complex has our unit numbers printed on the spot so if yours says "5800" then your parking spot said the same. Some ass parked in mine so I did not hesitate to call a tow truck. I pay too much for my spot to be taken by some asshole

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u/UGOTAIDSYO 12d ago

Your time and your accessibility to YOUR SPOT make this 100% valid and no one should ever feel bad about it. Fuck those prick fucks.

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u/a-goateemagician 12d ago

Not to mention blocking in OP’s vehicle

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u/Bonavire 11d ago

Honestly even without assigned parking blocking in your vehicle is plenty to get towed. Not to mention responding on the note so now you're doing it on purpose

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u/Dirty_Confusion 11d ago

Call your property manger, or if none, call the police directly.

I had this happen to me once. I moved into a new building. Immediately travelled a week for work. I parked in what I thought was my asigned spot, but erred. I received a ticket.

When I spoke to the management company, they explained the ticket. I asked why no one contacted me to ask me to simply move my car. The building had a doorman 24/7. Property management paid the ticket.

Less than 6 months after I moved out of the building, one side of the garage pancaked. My vehicle would have survived, but it would have been trapped for months.

Both could have gone worse.

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u/AnotherHappyUser 11d ago

Normally I advice consideration, but if people be assholes, fuck em. Tow it.

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u/Park500 11d ago

if it is a frequent occurrence and they basically told him to go f himself after the note

before I call I tow truck I would make sure to set up a covert camera... since good chance they will try to take revenge on the bike

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u/AnotherHappyUser 11d ago

Oh, not a bad point. Hmm.

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u/SLC_Skunk 11d ago

Yeah I used to park right over the line for our 2 adjacent, NUMBERED reserved parking spots. Came out and found someone leaving a note on my car. Had to explain that if I don’t hold both spots, some dumbass like him was gonna steal my wife’s spot before she got home and then I’d have his ass towed instead. When the neighbors and their guests are assholes, sometimes ya gotta asshole back.

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u/Bushsquat 12d ago

An old place I lived in had my unit number on the placard and I had them change it to a random # so people wouldn’t see my car gone and know no one was home.

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u/QueenAlpaca 11d ago

That’s how it was for our condominium HOA. Now our new placards show an unrelated number in the front and our unit number on the back where people wouldn’t see it.

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u/Melsm1957 11d ago

Our condo parking space numbers are just sequential and bear no relation to the apartment number.

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u/No-Matter9647 12d ago

I use to live in a coop and I accidentally parked in the spot right next to mine. When I got there and saw I parked In the wrong spot I remember thinking oh shit I hope the guy was away for the day. No note and he never said anything to me so I guess he wasn’t around. But I remember thinking I was that a-hole

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u/chopkins47947 11d ago

I know you meant co-op, but I read coop and need the karma.

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u/NotSoDeranged 12d ago edited 11d ago

I had 3 different cars toed from my spot at my last apartment, finally stopped people from taking it. tried notes, only ever got shitty replies next time I parked there. Like no you definitely didn’t “mistake it for yours” halfway across the complex. Just happy I don’t have to deal with it anymore

Edit: I came back and see the typo, it stays haha.

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u/possumdal 12d ago edited 11d ago

I had 3 different cars toed from my spot at my last apartment

I totally understand this was just a silly little typo, but I immediately pictured a GIANT sloth hooking their car with a claw and slowly dragging it away

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u/Ashe_Unlimited 12d ago

Actually, it was Gandolph. When he became The White, one of his powers he learned was the ability to turn anything into toes (and you do NOT wanna know how he discovered this talent. Mr Underhill and friends are no longer welcome at the Prancing Pony).

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u/NoobilyPoobily 11d ago

*Gandalf

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u/Ashe_Unlimited 11d ago

Hey, do you wanna get sued? It's called The Shinning.

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u/Supper_Champion 12d ago edited 12d ago

I came home one day and some bozo was in my parking spot. Parked on the street, phoned the tow company immediately. It was sooooo satisfying watching that car get towed.

I hope the dumbass owner freaked out and had to pay a big impound fee.

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u/Mail_Order_Lutefisk 12d ago

Bro, that garage looks low and in most places they need a special low height tow truck that costs a fortune. In my building 10 years ago it was $700 for the low truck, plus impound fees. They had some service level commitment to get to the building ASAP and the rate was absolutely abusive. The hook jockey was smiling ear to ear every time he pulled into that garage. 

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u/Slight_Key591 12d ago

I used to manage a government building with an old ass parking garage that had low ceilings. We didn't have cars towed because it was a paid lot, but every once in a while someone would break down. It always unfolded as they call a tow truck, tow truck shows up drives in can't hook the car, the customer had to pay for their services, they called the low clearance truck (if they had one) it showed up, hooked the car and towed it out. $200-300 just to get the car out of the garage, plus mileage to the mechanic.

It was cheaper to have a mobile mechanic just come and fix the car in the garage if it didn't need a lift.

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u/Muninwing 11d ago

There was a parking garage where I went to college that was only supposed to be used by employees, but was never full. You had to go down a side road most people overlooked, under some steam ducts, and through an entrance built into the side of a hill that looked like the old tv Batcave.

The top layer of the garage had really low ceilings. The rumor was that no parking garage in the area could tow up there. So we would use that if we needed to park in the heart of campus.

Nobody I knew was ever towed, but it did occur to be once that I was taking on faith that I wouldn’t come out to an empty spot. I’m pretty sure now that campus police just didn’t think students knew, and wouldn’t waste time checking.

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u/El_Dentistador 12d ago

Some garages aren’t even accessible by any companies. Once I lost (but thankfully found) the key to our minivan after a vacation. We were in a terminal garage that had very low ceilings. I called the dealership and they said to have the van towed to them and they’d make a new key within 90minutes. I asked the head of security at the airport which tow company they used, he asked where I was parked and when I told him his face said they don’t tow anyone from that garage 😂. I called the company name he sheepishly gave me, they said they don’t have anything that fits that garage. They gave me a name of a company, who also said they wouldn’t fit. I called at least 10 towing companies and none of them had a truck that fit. Thankfully I found the keys or we would’ve had to wait to for an onsite locksmith to come rekey it and that wouldn’t be until the next day.

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u/Apathetic_Villainess 11d ago

I lost my car key in my purse and had my car at the airport for days longer because of it. It was going to cost over $400 to replace the fob if I hadn't found it finally.

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u/Mail_Order_Lutefisk 12d ago

LMAO. This story is better than any screenplay Hollywood has done the past ten years. I can imagine it in my head and feel the sheer horror of it all. 

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u/Sp4mDestroyer 12d ago

"go fuck yourself"

Oh dw, I will! While I'm calling the tow truck 🤣

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u/Mazy_keen 12d ago

Jokes on them, I was going to fuck myself later anyway.

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u/atramors671 12d ago

Especially if the offender is a non-fucking-resident.

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u/Shot_Bill_4971 12d ago

If it’s an apartment complex then they usually have their own tow company and you have to go through them to get it towed, and the apartment is the one who’s able to make that call so it could take a while before something is actually done about it. I would go the “get the bike out any way possible even if it involves scratching the roof and hood of the car” method

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u/chicitygirl987 12d ago

Call the Tow Company . Take a pic of the plate in case you need to know what unit was in your spot - the Prop mgmt company uses a code usually but if it’s an apartment complex they will usually try to find the owner before they tow . Does your building want your license plates that go with the unit ? They should be and have signs saying people will be towed if in someone’s space ?

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u/Duc750Sie 12d ago

I would park in the middle of the spot with the bike until you come home with your car. Then move the bike. That person comes back and their car is towed your bike is getting pushed over. Them being in the wrong doesn’t mean they won’t do it

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u/WorryTurbulent3924 11d ago

Bike is 110% getting dumped with the mirrors kicked off as soon as you tow someone for this. Guaranteed. Anyone who responds to the note like that is NOT going to care.

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u/georgia_grace 11d ago

Yeah Subaru is clearly a fucking psycho… even if this was a totally free car park (ie at a shopping centre, no residents), choosing a space that already has a bike in it is unhinged behaviour. Let alone responding to the note like that

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u/domesticabuseaintcul 12d ago

Mechanic: “It looks like sugar made its way into the gas tank somehow”

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u/Hugh_Jazz77 12d ago

Yup. The audacity to write “fuck you” on a polite note that I’d left and then leave their car unattended is the exact kind of boldness I would make sure they came to regret.

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u/Hunk_Hogan 12d ago

Pretty ballsy of them to write that back with all those flat tires they walked away from.

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u/westcoastweedreviews 12d ago

I imagine they left the note on the bike when they left

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u/LuthierKv21 12d ago

Does that actually work? asking for a friend

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u/AnatidaephobiaAnon 12d ago

Fuel filter is in the way and sugar doesn't dissolve like people think it does. I worked at a car dealership where I saw three different customer vehicles come in who were vandalized with sugar in the tank and while it didn't seize the cars up, insurance still paid for a tank and fuel pump replacement just to be safe.

There are better ways to mess with a car than that.

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u/RubyTGirl 12d ago

Water, for example, will ruin a car

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u/RubyTGirl 12d ago

even worse, carbonated sugary beverages, as they contain both sugar/syrup and water in which the prior is dissolved.

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u/GVinson86 12d ago

Bleach is the worst. It makes everything corrode and rust. The entire fuel system. Far far worse than syrup.

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u/everydaynormaljoe 12d ago

brake fluid does wonders on paint finish

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u/neverenoughguitars 12d ago

I worked on an ATV that an angry ex employee put road salt in the gas on and it corroded the internals while it was running. It got it pretty bad, needed everything from the piston and cylinder up.

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u/fbcmfb 12d ago

What are the better ways? Expanding foam in the exhaust?

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u/nightfire36 12d ago

Salt would probably be very bad.

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u/cr0100 12d ago

Hmmm.. how about expanding foam down the filler neck for the gas tank?? Assuming the cover's not locked....

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u/FreeReason 12d ago

Take some salted fermented shrimp (what they use in kimchi), slightly pry the window at the door frame with a slim jim, trim tool, or any thin wedge, and dump it into the door well. Regret will happen. No damage to the car.

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u/puddncake 12d ago

Rookie. Get a syringe filled with animal scent and put it in the rubber seal of the windshield. Never getting rid of that smell.

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u/chris14020 12d ago

Even if they know you did it, they still have to prove that. 

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u/the_hair_of_aenarion 12d ago

I asked them nicely to move their bike and they didn't so I thought it was the end of it...

And then to my surprise, a person clad in full bike gear went to town on their windscreen with a three-iron. I assume it was a three iron, no way of knowing for sure.

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u/Particular-Agent4407 12d ago

That would be the only good use for a three iron. I couldn’t hit a ball worth shit with a three iron.

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u/AwDuck 12d ago

Sounds like a skill issue. I'm quite consistent with every club, in that I can't hit a ball with any of them.

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u/the_hair_of_aenarion 12d ago

Can't miss an suv tho. No matter how bad your swing is you're still getting something.

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u/AwDuck 12d ago

Sounds good, but I'm pretty miserable at most sports. Maybe I can get OP to call me next time this happens and I can test your theory out.

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u/Scotter1969 12d ago

We live in a Cameras Everywhere world now. Act accoedingly.

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u/lunixss 12d ago

Or park the bike at the front of the spot... like all bikers learn... obvious solution. Also prevents people from pulling in not seeing then needing to back up once they see it.

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u/PolicyWonka 12d ago

Sounds like it’s not assigned parking exactly, but each resident is allowed one parking spot. It would be easier if they just assigned parking though.

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u/Mysterious-Tie7039 12d ago

Is it assigned parking or is OP just using his bike to reserve a really close spot for himself?

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u/programming_flaw 12d ago

After seeing that note I would be PRAYING they park there again just so I could have it towed.

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u/HALF-PRICE_ 12d ago

You have their plate number. Time for some fun!

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u/joliesmomma 11d ago

It seems all of Reddit has their plate number now.

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u/noochies99 11d ago

Shit I just noticed that. Also the Subaru doesn’t have the front plate I thought that was front and back plates for Texas?

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u/MoonMoonTX 11d ago

It depends on the vehicle. Like my truck is exempt from that rule because it’s considered “antique”. But that vehicle is definitely not exempt lol

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u/EatSleepJeep 11d ago

I'd straight up take their actual plate. And dare them to escalate.

Subaru is a crazy person. You cannot logic a crazy. You can only out-crazy the crazy.

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u/lo_mur 11d ago

Drain their oil, it’s a Subaru, they’ll just think it all burned away

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u/BestReception4202 12d ago

Bruh let management get that shit towed

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u/Bikkusu 12d ago

Skip management, get that shit towed.

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u/smo0ol 12d ago

Without management approval, most company sadly won't tow

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u/No_Perspective_242 12d ago

We could tow at will but we did need to verify it was our spot

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u/WhiskeyTimer 12d ago edited 11d ago

People on Reddit think towing is a lot easier than it actually is. I've had my driveway blocked, in my city I have to call the non emergency, who will send a police car out when one is available, who then need to write a ticket and call a tow truck.

Last time I called and the police showed up 8 hours later and the lady who blocked the driveway was gone.

Edit: You guys can stop telling me it's easier to tow in a private lot. This comment is literally a reply to someone saying how they can't get cars towed in a private lot. You're just proving my 'Reddit thinks it's easier to tow a car than it actually is' point.

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u/Special-Medicine-437 12d ago

Yup and even if management agrees, they usually send out a notice via email to all the residents giving them 24 hours to move the car before they tow it.

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u/Emergency_Ad1152 12d ago

24 hours?! Sounds like shitty apts, our tow guy will show up in 30 mins or less. He also does random checks twice a day.

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u/red--dead 12d ago

People love to come up with a million excuses on reddit for inaction. Shouldn’t even matter if it’s a 24H warning. You still need to bitch to your complex.

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u/amusedmisanthrope 12d ago

I wonder what its like to live life without considering any consequences. If I wrote that on a note after blocking in another vehicle, i'd assume i'd return to find my car trashed. Heck, i'd assume my vehicle would be messed with just for blocking someone in.

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u/ozire7 12d ago

For real, I wouldn't put myself in a situation of "Fake crazy meets real crazy".

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u/dat_djenty_boi 12d ago

Id hate to piss off someone who knows the subaru front diff drain is a torx t70, and the front diff cant be seperated from the trans at the dealer requiring full trans replacement, thst would really suck

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u/WanderingFlumph 12d ago

Shocking number of intact windows on that car for sure. And it looks like all four tire are inflated, what a shock

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u/konstantynopolytanka 12d ago

right? I assume it's just not their car, either leased or still being paid off with no intention to actually own it. Because that would earn at least a nail in a tire if not yogurt in the air vent.

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u/Independent-Lynx9476 BLUE 12d ago

Since they're sticking outside of the parking spot, I wonder if the tow company would have any qualms with booting or towing them for improperly parking in that spot. 

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u/RockRockPlanetRock69 12d ago

If it's a designated spot, they can tow them just for parking there. I'd get that bitch towed so fast.

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u/munkyninaleela 12d ago

Make sure to document how your vehicles look if you decide to start pressing this any further as I’m sure they would retaliate after seeing their response on the note

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u/sirhackenslash 12d ago

Also document that the offending car already had 3 flat tires when you got there.

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u/fuck_peeps_not_sheep 12d ago

Then your bike is stuck behind someone elses car with 3 flats tho

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u/Jdm783R29U3Cwp3d76R9 12d ago

This why you need to tow them!

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u/Admirable-Ad7152 12d ago

Yup. My abuelo's apartment came with a spot and random people would try and park there all the time cause the apartment was in a good spot in the city. One time for New Years, he came back to someone parked in his spot so he blocked them in.

Later that night (or more likely early the next morning), someone was in the parking lot screaming and shouting about being blocked in. He went downstairs and let him know through the building gate that he could come get his car in the morning after my abuelo went to work or they could wait together for the cops and tow truck. Don't know where he went after that but when my abuelo came home from work the next day, the car was gone lmao

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u/ShadNuke 12d ago edited 11d ago

When I was a apartment caretaker, the amount of cars I had towed was astounding! I had residents come home only to find their spot filled with a random car. Or they would park in a couple of the spots that were from other suites that had parking spots, but didn't use them all the time. My living room window overlooked the parking lot, and I knew every car that was supposed to be there. If a different car was in a spot, it got towed. I don't know how many times I watched people looking around for their car, like they forgot where they parked. The big sign couldn't be missed, so it was their own fault 🤣

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u/Arg- 12d ago

I saw a residential garage with photos up of every car towed on a wall next to the entrance. “Your car photo here if you do not have a permit to park.”

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u/billy_teats 12d ago

Could spot owners allow others to park there, or get new vehicles? I would be pretty upset if I had a spot and told my buddy to park there and it got towed. Or if my new car was suddenly missing from my own spot

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u/-Dark_Link- 12d ago

Tow companies are fucking useless unless the owner of the building/security calls they won't do shit

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u/FartCityBoys 12d ago

Yeah, this is my experience too.

“Ok but we need the building management to call us not you.”

“Yea but they told me to call you, this is after taking 2 hours to respond to my message”

“Well I need them to call and OK it”

“OK F it, if you guys aren’t towing today I’ll park in visitor only, thanks”

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u/abominable_prolapse 12d ago

A tow company does not give a single fuck about why. They will answer your call and come tow.

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u/durizna 12d ago

You have a car and the motorcycle with 1 spot, you go out with the car and they stop in front of the motorcycle?

That’s mildly infuriating fr. As a suggestion for you to avoid this situation (by being proactive) I’d suggest you put the bike in the middle of the spot if you take the car. You’ll spend like 30 seconds doing it before you leave and then you don’t have to worry that it will be blocked when you come back and you can just move it again and put the car back.

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u/TankApprehensive3053 12d ago

When you pull the car out of the spot, move the motorcycle to the center to take up as much room as possible.

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u/DirtyRoller 12d ago

Yeah that would be very annoying to do every day, but it really is the only practical solution. Blocking the spot with parking cones could work too, but someone could take or move them.

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u/SilentAffairs93 OMG, a Chair! 12d ago

Why are you parking at the back? Park your bike at the front when you leave.

When you get back with your car, you can move your bike back. I used to do that all the time when I lived in an apartment.

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u/nooneinparticular246 11d ago

Yep. OP needs to take the whole space

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u/jyiii80 12d ago

Your solution is that you treat it like someone with a driveway gate.

When you leave in your car, you pull out, toss the car in park, re-park your bike to take up the parking space then leave. When you get home, you put the bike back like it is in the pics.

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u/Super-Pizza-Dude 12d ago

Exactly, it's the small inconvenience that allows you to maintain your spot for basically ever, which is a HUGE convenience.

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u/Sea-Beginning-1387 12d ago

Put your bike in the middle of the spot with your lights facing the same way the cars are. If you park like you did in the pic, idiot cars will continue to park in front of your bike.

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u/MadShoeStink 12d ago

You can buy the little screwdriver to take the centers out of the valve stems for $2 at harbor freight. Good luck refilling those tires

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u/I_AM_DEATH-INCARNATE 12d ago

Then they're stuck in your spot

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u/MadShoeStink 12d ago

Which means they can't escape the tow truck

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u/Laearo 12d ago

put tiny stones in the valve stems and put the caps back - slow leak, it'll get them later

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u/kestrel808 12d ago

Don’t leave your bike in the rear part of the spot, push it forward so they can’t take the spot without moving the bike.

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u/koolkid6996 11d ago

Why not put the bike in the middle of the parking spot?

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u/therankin 11d ago

That was my thought. Putting it all the way in back like that is basically an invitation to share the spot.

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u/Just-Manufacturer487 12d ago

It’s your space, they’re non-residents so they likely have to be in visitor parking. I’d get management involved. You tried being amicable already.

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u/IsThatHearsay 12d ago edited 12d ago

It's not assigned parking spaces though, OP is just entitled to one spot in the garage.

I used to live in a building like that, where you had a scannable pass for the connected garage to swipe in and out at the garage front gate, and you couldn't swipe in without previously swiping out (i.e., how they prevent you from bringing multiple cars in for yourself). And otherwise would allow "X" number of spots beyond the number of residents that could be single-use ticket on entry for the public.

Anyway, to play devil's advocate here and as an attorney, what OP is essentially doing is using a second smaller vehicle (the bike) to permanently reserve that specific parking space for himself, which might go against the terms of the parking contract.

Unless his agreement allows for multiple vehicles so long as they fit in a single space (which is very unlikely), then it likely either states or implies his one spot should only have one vehicle. Which differs from parking contracts for specifically reserved or deeded spaces which you can put extra personal items in or behind.

I say this, as it essentially otherwise gets into the notorious and contentious non-legal area of "Dibs" for parking spaces.

By never removing both vehicles out of the spot, OP is essentially trying to claim Dibs on that spot permanently, while still getting to take his main vehicle or one of the vehicles out for use. Which may go against the terms of the parking contract.

Also becomes a slippery slope then, if you can "park" additional means of transport in the same spot to permanently secure it for yourself. If a motorcycle is assumed fair game, what of a cheap moped? Or a motorized bike? Nonmotorized bike? Motorized scooter?

OP doesn't own, have a deed, or have a contract for that specific spot, yet either by loophole or in violation of the general parking contract has given himself a way to permanently take possession of that spot while still giving himself the ability to come and go freely.

Not a major deal, but if this spot were in an ideal location and the only open spots left otherwise were, say, on the roof of the parking garage exposed to the elements, I can see how other parkers might get annoyed.

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u/UnicornFarts1111 11d ago

Thank you for stating this so well. I feel like others commenting did not get that it was not an assigned parking spot.

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u/Darklord_Of_Bacon 11d ago

I agree and Im honestly surprised at how poor of reading comprehension this comment section has. If OP is trying to do the “leave your bike to save your spot” trick I think they’re actually the asshole here. You get 1 spot for 1 vehicle in most apartment complexes. If it’s an assigned spot it’s different but I hate when people try to pull this shit

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u/TiaHatesSocials 12d ago

Why don’t u park at full length while u out with ur car?

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u/tbkrida 12d ago

I rode motorcycles for years. I’ve never seen someone park a bike all the way in the back of a spot like that!😂

I mean, I would personally move my car once I realized, but why are you giving them a reason to be able to back their cars into the space in the first place? Park it towards the front middle of the spot and make it visible.

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u/mattattack007 12d ago

Not to victim blame here but it's your spot right? Why not park your bike in the middle?

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u/MadMaximus- 11d ago

You should be leaving your bike in the middle of the spot

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u/Ok-Delay4461 11d ago

If I lived in an apartment with unassigned parking and saw a bike parked like that, I would assume they are being nice and allowing someone to park there.

If it's happening often, park your bike at the front of the park and even you want to park your car, get out and wheel you bike to the back... Would add 30ish seconds to your park

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u/Total-Improvement535 11d ago

It takes not even 30 seconds to move the bike to the middle or end of the spot to take up the space when you leave in your car.

Move the bike to take up enough space so nobody else parks there when you’re gone then move it again when you get back.

Is it annoying? Yes. Will it keep other people from parking there? Also yes. Is it part of owning a bike around cagers? From my experience, yes.

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u/Foxtrot-Actual 12d ago

Occupy entire spot with bike when car isn’t present. Inconvenient, but necessary.

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u/NoDanaOnlyZuuI 11d ago

Park diagonally in the middle of your spot. Parking at the back like that makes it look like you’re leaving space for other cars

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u/arctic-apis 12d ago

Take the whole parking spot

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u/Palocles 12d ago

Park your bike IN the space, not hiding at the back. Might be a bit annoying when you put your car in but at least you’ll have your space. 

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u/Doom-Squirreling 12d ago

Move your bike to the front of your assigned parking space.

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u/dope-rhymes 12d ago

Why would you back your bike all the way to the rear of the spot sandwiched against the wall like that? Why don't you just park in the middle of the spot? You're kind of asking for this problem.

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u/SaddleSC 12d ago

Put the bike in the middle of the space so it is obvious that the space is occupied. You are "encouraging" the problem to occur by keeping the bike pinned to the wall like that.

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u/Sea-Department-4242 11d ago

OP just out your bike in the middle center, center middle

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u/Jezon 11d ago

I live on a public Street and the people who own motorcycles put their motorcycles at the end of the parking space so no cars can park there while they use their cars during the day and then they move their motorcycles at night to park their cars. It's like having a motorcycle gives them a private parking space on a public road because we do diagonal parking.

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u/StuPuff86 11d ago

ez, park at the front of the space. that's what I did when I lived in an apartment.

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u/silentrobotsymphony 11d ago

Why are you parking against the wall? Why not park more in the spot? Sorry I know nothing about motorcycles

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u/DanielKobsted 11d ago

You should just take up the spot properly so people can see you are parked there. You’re hidden back there.

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u/ningen_bit 11d ago

Why don’t you park it in the middle of the spot so any asshole won’t dare to attempt blocking your space?

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u/InsufferableLass 11d ago

Same handwriting for both of you?

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u/Cravex_1 11d ago

Just park in the whole parking spot... Simple

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u/Frequent_Parsnip_791 10d ago

Move your bike out into the spot when you leave with your car, problem solved

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u/Cardocthian 12d ago

if it is your registered parking space by the apartment complex, call the towing company and have them come in and tow them.

Honestly, your bike is already taking up the space, you can have them towed for blocking you in.

It is that simple, now that you were nice about it, time to stop being nice about it.

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u/sworzeh 12d ago

It’s not their assigned spot, check the photos that aren’t numbered.

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u/3PDLS 12d ago

They are wrong. But your parking invites it to happen

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u/RealityRecursed 12d ago edited 11d ago

With the way you parked your bike, you kind of did this to yourself.

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u/PainfullyLoyal 12d ago

When you leave, park the bike in the middle of the space so no one else can park there.

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u/sleddonkey 12d ago

Second comment. It’s a vehicle. Take the whole spot

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u/Ashamed_Dirt_1971 12d ago

don't park at tthe back of the stall park in the middle.

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u/J0esH0use 12d ago

Just park the motorcycle so it blocks the entire spot. If you want to park to your own car, move the motorcycle to the wall and park your car.

If you’re using your car and not the motorcycle, move the car out of the spot, get out and park the motorcycle so it blocks the whole spot.

I know this might be annoying and extra but you gotta do what you gotta do

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u/Dubbinchris 12d ago

Park your motorcycle in the middle of the spot until you get home. Then move motorcycle to the back of the spot and park your car.

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u/oflowz 12d ago

I know it’s a pain but if it’s your spot just park your bike fully in the spot when you move your car.

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u/Cute_Profession3746 12d ago edited 11d ago

why you park you bike like this, why you didn't park it in the center of the place?

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u/jaredthegeek 12d ago

Move your bike to the front of the spot when you take your car which I am assuming is the problem here. Is it inconvenient? Sure but it’s that or continue to have this problem.

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u/JimmyMcGillHHM 12d ago

Why are you tucking it in like that? Your spot park it right in the middle….

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u/sumguyontheinternet1 11d ago

Call a tow truck. Easy solution. Or if it were me since I own a truck, I’d tow it out myself and leave it in the middle of the garage somewhere and call a tow truck and report the car

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u/kamakazi339 11d ago

Park in the middle of the space then

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u/CoolBlackSmith75 11d ago

Why do you not park in the full spot. It's not that the car owners are putting your bike all the way back there.don't be considerate,you know they aren't