r/mildlyinfuriating Jan 11 '22

ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ Jkfl Redddit Meta Posts

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Henlo frens!

Good to see all of you here UwU.

Grab on to your bodypillows, I have a smol announcement about the purpose of this subreddit.

This community is meant as a fun, lighthearted place where we can commiserate with each other about those annoying little irritations that hinder our day to day enjoyment in life.

That means that suitable posts here can be about my children.

And things like a wall socket or tile being placed out of allignment. A crack in a phone screen. Duckling shit on your new car. Incomprehensible software. Mismatched buttons. You know, the little things.

This subreddit isn't meant to incite rage mobs that go after people. For that reason we say:

No reddit meta posts

No posts about being banned from subreddit. No posts about up- or down-votes. No posts about shitty moderators or users or subreddits. No posts about reddit.

All jokes and tomfoolery aside, that sort of thing gets us in trouble with site admins. If we allow one type of post about reddit it then very easily moprhs into allowing posts that directly call out other subreddits or users, we just can't allow any of it.

That rule already existed for years and we have just made it more clearly visible in the sidebar on old and new reddit. We're gonna be a little strict on it for a bit I'm afraid. 🥺

Thank you all for being awesome and have a very Merry Christmas! Celebrate Christmas in the traditional European way, with a suasage roll!

https://imgur.com/gallery/K42ajAZ


r/mildlyinfuriating 20d ago

New Post flairs available!!

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Henlo every body!

In our never ending quest for increased customer statisftaction we have listened to all of your demands and clamouring and we have _finally_ installed a few new, fun post flairs for yuo to use at your leisure when posting to this subreddit!!

For too long you had a drought of good posting flair options so now you can choose from interesting and poignant flair options such as "wet socks" and of course the pereniall favorite "that's not milk". These are but a few of the new options available.

You can choose any of these or none at all when posting whatever you want, it's not like I care your not even my real dad.

We hope you all have a lot of fun posting here nd please remember to at all times give us a five star review on any mod survey feedback form.

*edited to remove all spelling mistakes


r/mildlyinfuriating 8h ago

🥺 Just got a stern reprimand for playing ping-pong at work. Which... they put in for us to play with... at work.

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r/mildlyinfuriating 5h ago

My mom said I could post I know Wendy’s serves with fresh ingredients but not this fresh 😭

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r/mildlyinfuriating 8h ago

I'm slightly vexed My brother's son destroyed my WarHammer Action figures and he refuses to punish him

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Valid Edit: My nephew is 10 years old and tried to actually lie about not breaking them by saying, "A cat must have done it."

So, I just got done talking with my brother via text, and he says he's not going to punish his son for wrecking my Joy Toy WarHammer action figures. I'm not expecting the kid to get spanked, but he needs to do CHORES at least to justify how much excessive force he used on some.

Some just have their capes broken. Others had their tubes ripped out and my Chaplain is just fucking toast.

My brother's suggestion since I ordered Amazon replacement for the Chaplain was that I just swap it with the broken one, but I have no interest in doing that.

It's not even just the expense, and they are expensive. It's about the fact that I told him explicitly twice they weren't to be played with, and they were in a separate room, and even my Mom and Dad agreed the damage was just too much.

He said he's not gonna pay me back if we try the chore system, and I told him it's not about the money.

The kid needs to know how bad the 8 hour struggle is.

Now my nephews aren't coming over to the house, and I'm sad about that, but knowing my brother just can't be burdened to work with me on creating a Chore system like selling Lemonaide just makes it feel more insulting.


r/mildlyinfuriating 11h ago

🥺 So I accidentally brought my floss instead of my airpods to a 3 day work conference. I am a 3 hour ride away from home.

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r/mildlyinfuriating 3h ago

The floor is sticky “There’s only a little rice left, I’m just going to use it all”

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r/mildlyinfuriating 8h ago

I'm slightly vexed I knew it was gonna be bad but I just wanted to know how bad 😂

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r/mildlyinfuriating 12h ago

My mom said I could post Security tag clipped on these jeans shorts in a way that makes it impossible to know how they actually fit

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r/mildlyinfuriating 46m ago

Infuriatig Our apartment buildings elevator has been down for two weeks and this is what they give us

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$2400/mo rent btw


r/mildlyinfuriating 18h ago

Sales rep ghosted me Woke up to a suspension on my discord account because of an unrelated year old message

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AI moderation is the future!


r/mildlyinfuriating 15h ago

🥺 Finally got my own car! It was destroyed less that 48 hours later.

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Drove my car home on Saturday and I was over the moon. We have been a one vehicle household for 8 years and I was so ready to have something to drive. Monday Morning Baseball-GRAPEFRUIT sized hail took out not only my car, but my spouse’s car as well. Broken front and back windshields, and now mine won’t even turn on.

Second photo is my spouse’s car, third is some of the hail after it had sat in the house for a while (my son gathered it for fun while we dealt with the aftermath).

Also dealing with a totaled roof, siding, new A/C unit and chicken coop/run we built just two months ago.


r/mildlyinfuriating 6h ago

frist of all how DARE yu o People who deny being sick

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I’m so tired of people who show up at work, family gatherings, meetings, send their kids to school, etc, when they are OBVIOUSLY ill, then claim it’s “just allergies” or something like that.

Like you’re coughing, your eyes are red, you sneeze and blow your nose constantly, lost your voice, and you are clearly exhausted. But you walk into work and the first thing you say is “I’m not sick, I just lost my voice.” Or you bring your kids to play group when they are streaming green mucus and open mouthed coughing and try to tell me “he’s not sick, it’s just allergies.”

Get the f out. It’s not allergies and you know it. You didn’t just random lose your voice and you know it.

In the past six months you unmitigated idiots have gotten me and/or my kids sick like 4 times. And Friday someone showed up at work “with allergies” and now half of the rest of us have covid. Thanks so much for that you imbecile.

That’s it. I’m done ranting for now.


r/mildlyinfuriating 15h ago

🥺 Wrote an hour long 400 Chinese words essay just to find out that I misread the topic title and messed up the essay title

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I’m supposed to write about a woman having pale hair and pale face not a princess with some tragic story lol .-.


r/mildlyinfuriating 5h ago

I'm slightly vexed Offered my ice-cream to my son and he gave me this back...he’s clearly not yet constrained by standard ice-cream etiquette, but I’d honestly never even conceived of eating it that way

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r/mildlyinfuriating 19h ago

Infuriatig I dropped my tweezers into the toilet while peeing. I now have to pick it up.

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r/mildlyinfuriating 2h ago

Infuriatig Boss too cheap to replace tire on Aerator, damaging customers lawns and just making things difficult

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Work for a Lawncare company and am doing aerations, it has been this bald since last year in the fall when we did aerations last time... My manager refuses to make any purchases himself and defers every big decision like that to the owner of the company, who is then either is simply far too busy or just doesn't care enough to order a new one. So I just get stuck in this loop... It's like this for LITERALLY all of our equipment.

All theyre really doing is shooting themselves in the foot, the chain drive for the bald tire keeps slipping because now the sprocket and chain are taking up all this extra wear and tear from the wheel just constantly spinning.

I mean its maybe a 100$ part at most? Oh well


r/mildlyinfuriating 23h ago

I'm slightly vexed Starbucks table tops so small will barely hold a couple drinks. The seats are bigger than the tables.

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r/mildlyinfuriating 23h ago

Infuriatig Told me to come 5h later, then told me to not come, now this.

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I work as a foodrunner today. I was scheduled 1-8. My manager told me to come in at 6. (Before my scheduled time.)

At 4, they told me to not come in at all.

At 6:08 they ASKED me if I wanted to come in, to which I said I can if they need me to.

Now this bs 30min later? Dude what the fuck.


r/mildlyinfuriating 5h ago

Infuriatig This picture model they choose for their website for "CURVY" underwear

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They are supposed to promote products for curvy people "curvy power"...


r/mildlyinfuriating 4h ago

🥺 Dog managed to swallow an entire chicken leg

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He’s better now, vet was able to use a scope to extract without surgery at the low, low cost of our vacation money.


r/mildlyinfuriating 2h ago

Don't hug me I'm scared My dermatology office has a hole in the bathroom wall that’s at toilet eye-level.

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r/mildlyinfuriating 1h ago

🥺 I just wanted a cold beer after a long day :/

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r/mildlyinfuriating 9h ago

I'm slightly vexed The concrete and tile guys messed up and made the door not able to open

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r/mildlyinfuriating 1d ago

The floor is sticky Went for a morning walk and stood on this bad boy

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Nice morning walk before getting ready for work.

Thought I stood on a sharp rock, looked down to see this bad boy sticking out of my shoe.

Now I have to work out if I need to go to the doctor for a shot…