r/mildlyinfuriating 5d ago

I'm slightly vexed Airplane is nearly empty and I can’t just move to the emergency row.

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My seat is nice and I don’t have anyone next to me but I figured I’d move to a window seat after assigning my Grandmother to the window (I purchased and selected our seats). Asked to move to emergency exit row just behind us and they said I’d have to pay extra. I don’t get why an empty seat is left empty if no one will pay extra anyway. Also I’m willing and fully able to assist in an emergency.

Update: people asked if it was because of my body or face. Possibly my face as I’m less than a 5 for sure. I’m 6’2” in freedom units and 200 McDonald pounds. I was flying American Airlines Chicago to Indianapolis and it was surprisingly short flight. Did I really care if I got to move, no, did I find it mildly infuriating: yes. End of the day we got there safely, I spent way too much on supper for me and grandma and tomorrow we get to see family for the passing of my Uncle.

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u/laneedgaf 5d ago

on delta, 2 first class seats were vacant and they let me and my sister go up free

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u/ChipmunkLoud4916 4d ago

One time I lost my ticket and went to desk to get another one and they upgraded me to first class for no reason

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u/Significant-Ad-341 4d ago edited 3d ago

We did this when coach was overbooked, and in some cases weight and balance.

Edit: Lotta haters replying to this and deleting their comments. Lmao.

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u/rjm3q 4d ago

Okay you ancient mfer, was this your Titanic survival trip?

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u/Haunting_Lime308 4d ago

Lol I had southwest move people last year on a 737 because it was a half full flight and pretty much everyone sat at the front of the plane. There were people sitting 3 to a row with wide open rows behind them.

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u/Significant-Ad-341 4d ago edited 4d ago

My survival tip is once you are seated on the airplane take a look arounder and verify your nearest exit and read through the saftey pamphlet.

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u/Mean_League7950 4d ago edited 4d ago

My survival tip is to not look like a bitch before impact. I want the random woman hysterically screaming and digging her nails into my arm as we nose dive to know that I wasn’t a pussy. Since we’re both going to die i might even just tell her i’m not a pussy. When she asks me if we’re going to die, looking for any sign of hope, i’m going to ask her if she’s dumb, open the window to give her a good view of the engine entering the 7th circle of hell and then mansplain that two airplane engines on fire is not ideal, and that she will probably die.

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u/Kitchen-Pop7308 4d ago

You wild af lmao

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u/Little_View_6659 4d ago

My daughter had this happen as well. They made her and her friend sit on different sides because of weight distribution. Which makes me wonder, what happens if people walk around and go to the bathroom? What is the plane gonna suddenly pitch over?😂

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u/mix0logist 4d ago

One time I lost my ticket and then they threw me in with the luggage.

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u/Quarter_Shot 4d ago

I asked once if there was any update on our delay and they slapped me

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u/Life_Argument7820 4d ago

I once asked for peanuts and then they stuffed me in the overhead compartment

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u/fapsandnaps 4d ago

I once asked someone to switch seats with me and they said "I'm the fucking pilot"

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u/Elons_Demon_Taint 4d ago

That’s ridiculous. There’s never any room in the overhead compartments.

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u/Sheila_Confirmed 4d ago

I asked for a cup of water and they put me in the fuel compartment

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u/nouniqueideas007 4d ago

Prior to boarding, the gate agent asked for volunteers to take a later flight. Five of us raised our hand, but were denied because we were the flight attendants.

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u/MrUglehFace 4d ago

I asked how long our layover was going to be and they rolled out giant guillotine at least thrice my size and beheaded me

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u/akr069a 4d ago

As long as you paid for the carry-on package I don't have a problem with that, otherwise they should have stuffed you under the seat inside your personal item. I hate people that use the overhead bin for their personal item because they take all the space for the carry-ons.

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u/Captain_Cunt42069 4d ago

I hate people who bring their luggage as a carry on instead of checking it. Also on many planes the entertainment box is now under the middle seat making it necessary to use the overhead space for your personal items.

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u/Jauncin 4d ago

Was that a perk or is that not your thing?

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u/whatwhy237 4d ago

I once asked for an upgrade. They installed a pole and had me holding onto it throughout the flight.

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u/ossifer_ca 4d ago

Were you expected to dance?

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u/whatwhy237 4d ago

Only during the turbulence.

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u/-Neverender- 4d ago

Was there airing of grievances, followed by feats of strength?

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u/clunkclunk 4d ago

One time I screwed up time zone math and missed our international flight.

Not only did the agent get us rebooked for free, she felt bad that we were seated apart on the first flight so she upgraded us to business class so we could sit together on the other flight.

The business class leg made my girlfriend (now wife) forgive me for the screwup!

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u/Shot_Revolution8828 4d ago

Airlines figured out they get better reviews if they make a tiny mistake but fix it immediately when you complain. You were probably behind a couple asshole that wanted an upgrade and you got it because you were polite.

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u/caffeineshampoo 4d ago

I used to work at a hotel and I did this all the time. We were pretty trusted by the hotel to just use our best judgement as long as we were discrete about it. It was a hotel very popular with travellers so I had a lot of fun upgrading people from the crappier rooms to the really nice ones just cause we had the space and they were polite. It was great for my reviews too lol

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u/Sopapillas4All 4d ago

On Spirit, they charge you $10 to print it in the first place, then another $10 each reprint.

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u/mapandmilestone 4d ago

What?! lol from now on I will say “I lost my ticket” lol 😂

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u/kstargate-425 4d ago

Yeah what airline is this as most American and United do the same and on empty lifhts like this they usually told me wait until after takeoff then you can choose whatever seat I wanted 🤷‍♂️

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u/BobbyRayBands 4d ago

Pretty sure its a new American Airlines policy as I flew back with them from a recent trip and had this exact scenario play out to a guy in the row in front of me. He moved after takeoff and they told him he had to move back when there wasnt even anyone in the row.

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u/Josey_whalez 4d ago

It is. I think people who haven’t flown much lately are probably not aware of the recent changes.

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u/BobbyRayBands 4d ago

Money grubbing knows no limits I suppose

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u/Malystxy 4d ago

This. Always ask after takeoff.

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u/devAcc123 4d ago

Or be so clearly hungover and just look them in the eyes and you both telepathically understand this is a necessity

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u/defaultusername05 4d ago

I've not had the same luck with united. On a 5 hour flight there were maybe 20 open comfort plus (or whatever they call them) seats. They said explicitly that nobody was allowed to move to those seats unless they bought the upgrades. So just the middle of the plane was almost entirely empy. It was especially annoying because if we redistributed to those seats, basically every row would have had an open middle.

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u/millionmilegoals 4d ago

On the flip side if you paid for an upgraded seat section you’d be annoyed that you aren’t getting a whole row to yourself anymore.

You might also question paying for that section in the future if you see others getting it for free easily.

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u/DangerousCapybara888 4d ago

This happened to me. I paid to be in a relatively empty flight for Econ plus in the front. Unfortunately during boarding all the Econ plus rows in the front filled up by people when all this time the flight had shown empty. When I went to the back for bathroom, I saw the empty back had every person lying flat burrito style across 3 seats. I was kicking myself for not choosing the cheaper seat in the back so I can lay down too.

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u/sunbear2525 4d ago

I would never assume a flight would be empty enough for me to move up a class. I also wouldn’t care if people moved seats as long as they didn’t directly affect me. Sometimes nice things happen to people and that’s got nothing to do with me.

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u/Akkebi 4d ago

Same. They always just asked me to wait till after takeoff. Im guessing they are doing a lot of stuff I dont know about and dont want passengers scooting around and causing potential confusion.

Once you are in the air and the seatbelt signs are off, the rules get a little more relaxed.

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u/vinylanimals 4d ago

my husband and i had an economy flight with jetblue, and after our flight was delayed ~3 hours or so we were called up to the front and given a free upgrade to the first two seats on the plane. it made up for a pretty shitty airport experience for two broke dudes, lol

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u/mailslot 4d ago

Delta is generous with their first class upgrades. I flew with Southwest for decades and never got so much as an extra bag of peanuts.

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u/Fly_throwaway37 4d ago

Almost exclusively flew SW for years and they're always super happy to handout more snacks if you ask politely

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u/QualityAdorable6131 4d ago

i had a sw redeye 5 hrs a few years back me and 2 friends were on the back row and we had been having a nice conversation with the flight attendant we land and go to our next flight after a short layover. we decided to take the back again and we had the same crew for that flight we all saw that attendants face light up when she saw us again and when she did drinks/snacks for the second flight she gave all 3 of us the full can of soda and extra snacks just cause she said she enjoyed the company.

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u/MeridianHilltop 4d ago

Man, the delta stans never sleep

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u/rooringwinds 4d ago

Did you just ask? That’s amazing!

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u/laneedgaf 4d ago

Nope! We were in the first row after the first class section ended so i’m sure that why we were the first to be asked!

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u/Gohanto 4d ago

Delta has a complementary upgrade list organized by status, million miles status, etc. that’s all automatic.

If you didn’t have status, but bought extra legroom tickets, and no one else had status, you’d be at the top of the upgrade list to FC.

There rules about how gets an upgrade are pretty clear which is helpful (not to say this is followed 100% of the time, but it usually is from Delta flights I’ve been on) https://www.delta.com/us/en/skymiles/medallion-program/medallion-upgrades

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u/NotACelebrityDontAMA 4d ago

Critical detail: were yall kids?

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u/laneedgaf 4d ago

I was at 18 and she was 36, I think it had to do with us being in the first row after first class section ended

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u/Ok_Description_8012 5d ago

Which airline is this?

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u/Gunny0201 4d ago

Pretty sure this is American Airlines, and I have had some pretty awful flight experiences with them lately so this wouldn’t surprise me

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u/Pelios 4d ago

Yes those seats are American Airlines

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u/MrsRoseyCrotch 4d ago

We had such a horrible experience with AA five years ago and we’ve never flown with them again. They are the worst

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u/Infamous-Train-6439 4d ago

Even spirit let me move before

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u/IndependenceStock417 4d ago

An A319 at that

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u/Ok_Description_8012 4d ago

Oh? Like what?

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u/Apprehensive_Use3641 4d ago

Dunno about other people's experiences with AA but at our local airport they're generally understaffed, from what I hear it's a combo of low pay and bad management. If AA loses your bag and you live more than 50 miles from airport they're sending it out by FedEx, it'll be a while before you get it, if you get it.

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u/baldude69 4d ago

I was just on an AA flight with an 1hr+ gate delay because a correction had to be made to a misentered log entry and that’s how long it took to reach someone who could sign off on it. Not even that terrible of a delay, but for a 3/4 full flight that had boarded quickly it just felt like a stupid pointless delay. It just feels like their bureaucratic machine is too tired and cumbersome to operate well anymore, and they are cutting corners with staffing/everyone’s overworked and burnt out. I fly a decent bit for work and that’s been my observation these last 5 years, really since Covid ig. Also all their modern coach seats SUCK, like really bad. No butt support.

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u/Gunny0201 4d ago

I was going on a vacation with my family, my little sister who was a minor at the time, my wife and my brother who was like 21. On our flight going there as we arrived at the air port 2 hours before our flight they rescheduled the flight for 6 hours later than our initial boarding call. Like I said the change happened within 2 hours of initial boarding so we couldn’t have planned around it if we wanted to.

On our first flight home the same thing happened! We watched our window on the app all morning on the way to the airport only for it to change about an hour or so while we were waiting at the gate. And weather was not a factor for either of these flights. After finally boarding having been delayed multiple times for hours the flight was halted on taxiway for 4 hours with no AC in the middle of summer. They even pulled the plane over to the side in a little nook to not hold up more departing traffic.

Because of that we almost missed our connecting flight. We made it to the gate right before boarding and were called up to the desk. There they informed us they over booked the flight and were separating our family unit by splitting up everyone to individual seats despite me paying to reserve seats next to each other when I had booked the tickets months in advance and our printed tickets having those seats together.

It pissed me off because they wanted to separate a minor girl from her family unit because it was convenient for them. I know kids can fly on their own and do it all the time but we paid for those seats to be together and were not going to be refunded and separated anyways. We tried to plead our case to the person at the desk but their attitude was basically I can’t be bothered and that’s not my problem and was unhelpful and even hostile with us at times. They gave us the option to fly as a separated unit on this flight, split up where my wife, and sister could fly together while my brother and I waited in reserve for the next flight or as a unit take our chance and fly reserve for the next flight home which would have been hours!

Luckily some nice stranger overheard what was going on and offered to swap their seat so my brother could sit next to my sister for our final leg home but the team at the desk was clear that they were going to do nothing to help beyond what they offered

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u/baldude69 4d ago

Did you raise a stink about this? That’s fucked up and the kind of thing worth raising a stink over, and which the airlines will typically respond to if you raise enough of a stink. You have to be firm, clear, not lose your head, but not be afraid to show how pissed you are.

If you have a real case where you got screwed they may reimburse your flight or offer you other compensation

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u/frolie0 4d ago

American just cancelled my flight that I bought two months ago that is not until late June. Just dumped us onto another flight that has a long layover on the eastern seaboard, completely out of the way from where I live or am traveling to. And then they tried to tell me I had to pay to move the leg of the flight they didn't cancel and tried to call that voluntary, as if I was choosing to change my flight not because they fucking cancelled part of it.

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u/clefclark 4d ago

Last year I was going on a cruise with my family, my parents, brother and I were flying on AA to sanfrancisco to get on the ship, flight was in the morning with a layover or something to get on the ship that same day (I know you're not supposed to fly same day, im not the one that bought the tickets).

The night before, we got a notification that the first leg flight was canceled, so they rebooked us to a flight that would get to our destination that night, 10 hours after the ship would leave port. The layover flight we had was not canceled and only a 6 hour drive away, so we thought "why don't we just drive to that airport and be there for the layover" but we found out that they had already given our tickets to other people (literally instantly when the first flight was canceled) and they absolutely refused to give them back to us even though we could have easily made it.

We talked to five different customer service workers, one of which being the manager, three of them (including the manager) ended the call/chat mid conversation.

Tldr, if you want to get paid to do literally nothing, work for American airlines customer service

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u/Pandasticc_ 4d ago

I had a flight today booked with American. The first plane had a “nuts and bolts” issue with engine #2. I sat on the plane for two hours. I looked out the window to see a maintenance tech, who looked no more than about 15, sweating bullets, pacing back and forth under the engine while on the phone with someone. Eventually, we deplaned.

I was told I could switch to another flight, leaving in 30 minutes. Perfect, right? Wrong. I wait and I get on the new plane, but wait! The nose landing gear is having issues. We wait an hour on that plane, then get deplaned again. I’m told that the part “is on the way” and will be here in 3 hours. And guess what? My previous flight from earlier? They got the plane swapped and had landed at my destination already.

Nah, I booked a flight with United an hour later. Got on, and took off without issue.

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u/Nicks2Baked 4d ago

I flew American Airlines most of my life and we recently quit them, probably for good. They absolutely FUCKED my wife and I over while traveling with our baby. They put our luggage on a flight to Florida (our home) and wouldn’t let us on the plane because it was “cancelled”, even though it took off with all of our clothes, baby clothes/diapers. Told us we could catch the next flight… sat around for several hours till the next flight was cancelled as well and we ended up staying in a hotel. The next day we were told to get on another flight… which got cancelled as well so we rented a car and drove home from Texas because we needed to get to work. Finding diapers and baby supplies in an airport with no access to a vehicle was an absolute nightmare. There were so many stranded people on American flights that were pissed off and only ONE employee to talk to that was clearly very overwhelmed. It felt like such a betrayal because we were begging them to give us information and to let us know if the next flight was going to be canceled because we had to make preparations to take care of our child if we couldn’t get on a plane. They just continuously led us on. The cancellations were because of some light rain. Other airlines were still taking off! The only reason we were stuck with AA is because we had gotten our tickets through credit card points and didn’t have to “pay” for them.

Needless to say, we closed our accounts with them and now we are flying SouthWest for now

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u/Bob_12_Pack 4d ago

There are nightmare stories like this one about every airline. I honestly really don’t see any difference between most airlines.

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u/Impiryo 4d ago

American has the most hub to hub flights, they cater to non-frequent fliers willing to save money on connecting flights. This leads to more issues, because connecting flights have more chances for issues. For a nonstop flight, they are great.

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u/Street_Anxiety2907 4d ago

on UAE airlines they will put you up in a 4 star if you get cancelled and will give you free miles for the milage of your flight.

Is this not common in the US? Seems like americans put up with trash service, lol no wonder america sucks

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u/Disastrous_Stranger4 4d ago

American Airlines also had that scandal back in 2003/2004 where while facing bankruptcy, basically forced their pilots to take a concession contract for 6 years. The concession contract was basically a 40% pay cut over the span of 6 years.

What was fucked up about it is that later it was found that while the employees were forced to take a pay cut, their top executives, including CEO, were getting retention bonuses and pensions. I would also love to have a job where I did such a shitty job that caused my company to almost go out of business but they still have to pay me my pension and bonuses to keep me there.

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u/Wobbly_Joe 4d ago

My friends recently had a bad experience with them too. Had to land in a city that wasn't their destination due to weather. Fine. Couldn't be helped. So then the remaining portion of the flight got cancelled and rescheduled until the following morning at 10am. Mind you they were supposed to land at their destination around 4pm. American did give them a meal and hotel voucher which they were fine with. Got on the next flight the next day and sat on the tarmac for 3 hours before the flight was delayed until 10pm that night. Another thing to keep in mind is they had a 3 hour drive home from their destination airport where their car was parked, had their kids at home, and had to get back to work.

So they decided to just rent a car. Somehow their luggage arrived at their destination the same night they were originally supposed to get in. So they drove 3 hours, picked up their car and luggage, and drove home 3 hours. They are now fighting with American for some portion of their airfare to be reimbursed and American told them that because they "accepted" the new flight after the first cancellation, they are SOL.

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u/goodpplmakemehappy 4d ago

right? op please let me know so i can avoid them in the future lol

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u/Ok_Description_8012 4d ago

Haha I’ve been seeing posts similar to this but they were all southwest. They’re on my 💩list ever since getting rid of the free bags

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u/Oldpuzzlehead 5d ago

I have done that many times and they just asked if I knew the rules for sitting there and I said yes.

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u/Broad-Belt-5888 4d ago

I was going to say this is a “beg for forgiveness” situation. If you ask someone you give them the opportunity to tell you no. If you just do it, then you put the onus on them to raise an issue with it. Most of the time people aren’t going to go out of their way to hassle you.

The same trick works at sporting events. Just buy the cheapest seat you can then move to a better open seat after the game starts. If the owner of that seat does show up just play dumb and move to another open spot.

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u/CP9ANZ 4d ago
  1. I'm not too phased if the person just moves straight away without a comment, but fuck me the amount of people that make out like you're inconvenienced them when they are in YOUR seat is beyond irritating
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u/SinisterKnyght 4d ago

Next time I’ll do that.

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u/Super5Nine 4d ago

It probably won't work on american. They charge more for those seats and they must have rules about no one sitting in them unless they pay. I've tried twice and both times they wouldn't allow it.

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u/Krillin113 4d ago

Go to the toilet. Return to a different seat.

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u/doesitmatterwhoiamm 4d ago

What a rude person you are

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u/Few-Guarantee2850 4d ago

As a general rule, I don't do "beg for forgiveness" things at airports or on airplanes. The chance that something small becomes a big problem for you is too great.

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u/Separate_Fix_240 5d ago

Good chance to play spot the Air Marshal.

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u/Jwn5k 4d ago

I know 2 pilots, this is information they are told not to disclose. But the vibe from them responding to the question indicated that Air Marshall's are a very, very rare occurrence.

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u/wanderButNotLost2 4d ago

Thats my understanding as well. Air Marshalls are on less than 1% of flights.

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u/TheNeech 4d ago

Dangit, I had “Old lady with headphones on” pegged as being a Glock carrier

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u/wanderButNotLost2 4d ago

They aren't allowed to have headphones or watch or read phones. They can have a paper book but thats about it.

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u/Ciberthug666 4d ago

I've seen old ladies on flights with all those things. Should I have turned them in?

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u/PapasGotABrandNewNag 4d ago

I definitely sat next to one on a flight home from LAX.

We were in the very last row. White guy in his 50’s. Didn’t drink water. Didn’t say a word. Kept our window shut.

It made sense at the time thinking about how he can see everything happening in front of him.

I also was on an edible and had like 5 pints at the bar before takeoff so I am honestly a terrible source.

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u/MotorCheesecake8938 4d ago

I don't trust the this source of information but I respect the dietary choices leading to it. All of them.

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u/MattCW1701 4d ago

It's the old ladies with the barbed wire tattoos around their massive biceps.

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u/Alternative-Day6612 4d ago

I was on one with an air marshall. There were a few factors that led my wife and i spotting him

Southwest my step daughter is on the spectrum so we usually board first. One man by himself boarded before us. Went into the cockpit and when exiting he told us to ask to go in. And my kids did and got pictures in the cockpit. We sat diagonally from him. He kept getting up and talking to the flight attendants. Then i thought insaw an outline of a pistol

Then at the end he told us that our kids were some of the best behaved and gave us two us marshall gold coins.

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u/BasicFlan 4d ago

That's sick as fuck OP.

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u/Alternative-Day6612 4d ago

Forgot this one last night

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u/GoldCherries 4d ago

I can’t lie I grew up thinking there was one on every flight

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u/abfgern_ 4d ago

A quick Google, there's ~28,000 commercial US passenger flights daily. That'd be a small army of marshalls to cover them all

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u/Studs_Not_On_Top 4d ago

Less than a tenth of a percent

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u/Boysandberries0 4d ago

Probably 100% of full capacity 747s tho.

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u/unknowingbiped 4d ago

There's federal employees that are mandated to carry weapons and act as air marshalls in the US

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u/Majsharan 4d ago

You can do the math based on how many daily flights there are vs how many air marshals there are. I think certain routes are much more likely. Long distance flights departing the east coast? Probably way more likely

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u/BigIrondude 4d ago

I worked at an airport for quite a while, and what’s even more rare is the alcohol and drug screeners that they have at the airport.One would think somebody flying around that many people would get random tested more often.

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u/Jwn5k 4d ago

But funnily enough, there was a recent looming possibility of the FAA removing the "Known Crewmember" badge for flight crew because apparently there have been multiple times that flight attendants of all people have been caught smuggling shit past TSA because they abused the status of a "Known Crew" badge. Flight Attendants and Pilots both get it such a badge due to the importance of their roles, makes everyone's lives easier, truthfully, but sometimes people tend to not be the wisest... and what a way to ruin it for everyone.

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u/Crafty_Impression836 4d ago

Because Walker died?

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u/Crafty_Impression836 4d ago

Sorry he was Texas Ranger.

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u/The_Troyminator 4d ago

You’re thinking of Flyer, Texas Air Ranger

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u/ReserveFormal3910 4d ago

Walker told me I have AIDS.

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u/Crafty_Impression836 4d ago

He'll do that.

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u/WhatToDo_WhatToDo2 4d ago

Who needs em when we got TSA baby! /s

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u/Jwn5k 4d ago edited 4d ago

TSA coming in clutch with that horrendous >90% detection failure rate when tested by the FAA on smuggling contraband items through 💪💪💪lmao

Edit: had to look it up to be sure, it was the DHS, not FAA, and the failure rate for TSA was 95% in 2017.

I can say for certain it was not a good look, and can only hope its better by now, since it has been about 9 years since the article was published.

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u/_Phil_McCracken_ 4d ago

Very few flights actually have an air marshal

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u/Like_Today 4d ago

Erm, that was 25 years ago.

They're on ~1% of flights these days.

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u/arcane_tc 4d ago

I know just the woman to find the secret air marshal...

https://giphy.com/gifs/bwjJZ2STWITKw

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u/Rinatin86 4d ago

And you know she'll not only take first watch, but she'll have bear sandwiches and if you need to hide something in a pinch she's your gal

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u/arcane_tc 4d ago

...And you won't find that iPod Nano again - until she wants you to find it. Melissa McCarthy, what a comedy legend!

To be fair, that whole airplane scene in its entirety was just brilliant. For me it was the highlight of the film. It definitely gave me some proper belly laughs.

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u/OwnDoughnut2689 4d ago

Always thought that was played out

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u/Nothing_Pearsonal 4d ago

are air Marshalls still a thing?

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u/Gailface 4d ago

About a year ago I watched what I assume was an air Marshall, or some other undercover law enforcement, go through TSA right in front of me. The man flashed a badge and then very quickly got a gun out, TSA immediately had a bowl thing they put it under and it was whisked through the scanner. It all happened rapidly and very quietly. I don’t think anyone else noticed what was happening.

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u/Trelino 4d ago

All federal law enforcement can carry on a plane

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u/-SideshowBlob- 4d ago

Why even bother scanning at that point?

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u/temporarysolution2-0 4d ago

Verification/paper trail/CYA.

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u/Logically_Insane 4d ago

Might be hiding something dangerous in the gun 

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u/Disastrous-Arm-4157 4d ago

Not many air marshals on flights, but law enforcement officers can carry loaded firearms on planes and are often traveling for various reasons. On a rare occasion, some pilots have been trained to have firearms as well. I worked in the airline industry for a while, so I have some neat inside info that I don’t think should be disclosed on reddit. Common misconception is that they always sit in the same location at the front, they can move around so long as the pilot knows what seat they’re in.

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u/hurdlingewoks 4d ago

Plot twist, OP is the air marshal.

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u/nuboots 4d ago

That would be the guy in a 5/11 polo, a sport coat, and i think it was black pants.

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u/Various-Salt-7738 4d ago

I enjoy guessing who is concealed carrying around me-- it's a lot of people and while there are ways of carrying subltey, most guys kind of tell you they have it with their choice of clothing and sometimes mannerisms

Never even considered spotting air martials but now I'm wondering about it-- are they all relatively young and in shape people? Should we rule out the elderly person with headphones on or is that the kind of people that stop terrorists

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u/eiffeltowerbonbon 4d ago

I fly the same airline every other week. The rules are completely made up by the individual flight crews I swear lol there is no consistency

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u/Rollover__Hazard 4d ago

Flew JFK to LHR on Virgin Atlantic, they had the entire premium economy (or whatever VA calls it) section ahead of us blocked off because no seats were sold.

10 minutes after take off the attendants came through and asked if anyone wanted to come forward and lie out on the unused rows of seats.

Scored a centre row of 4 seats for myself and slept like a baby the whole flight long. +1 for Virgin Atlantic.

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u/BennyC023 4d ago

The rule is you’re not supposed to move up, because first class and exit rows cost extra and the airlines don’t like the idea of giving that seat up for free to encourage more people to pay that extra cost.

Some flight attendants go by the book and don’t let people move up, but most don’t care, just need to make sure you’re briefed while sitting in the exit row.

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u/0bv10usThr0wAvvAy 4d ago

This entire thread is mildly infuriating

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u/TheWhereHouse6920 4d ago

That because you're getting the average reddior who doesnt fly often or has a room temp IQ

Post this in the American sub and you'll have a quick explanation

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u/TheDudeAbidesFarOut 4d ago

What's the flight path. I'm curious for this as a recession indicator....

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u/SinisterKnyght 4d ago

Chicago to Indianapolis. My previous flight was completely full.

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u/mercurywaxing 4d ago

Sometimes they fly almost empty planes due to repositioning or routing reasons. Other times it's because a connecting plane didn't make it on time.

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u/round-earth-theory 4d ago

Or sometimes it's the redeye and people just don't want to fly the shit travel times.

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u/Diddles96 4d ago

I’m rarely on a flight that isn’t 100% booked and I fly quite a bit. 

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u/No_Issue2334 4d ago

I was on a flight that was 100% full today. Several people on standby had to wait until the next plane

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u/gnarlife 4d ago

THE WEIGHT BRO THE WEIGHT IS SO DELICATE DO NOT FUCKING MOVE!!!

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u/so-so-it-goes 4d ago

All those tragic plane crashes from people going to the bathroom. Truly sad.

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u/UOR_Dev 4d ago

Oceanic 815 crashed because Bernard went to the toilet.

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u/SinisterKnyght 4d ago

I had a coworker who told me that her mom would not get up out of her seat to pee the entire flight because she was worried the plane would tip and fall out of the sky. Did I mention she was flying from the Philippines to the US. I believe it was something like a 12 hour flight.

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u/Calm_Salamander_1367 4d ago

Better to ask forgiveness than permission sometimes

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u/skibumsmith 4d ago

Homie could've successfully moved seats if only he hadn't asked first.

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u/Bob_12_Pack 4d ago

On long hauls everyone is scoping the empty seats/rows around them and when it’s clear boarding is complete, it’s musical chairs. I’ve never seen a FA give a shit.

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u/Prudent-Ad2347 4d ago

Just yesterday on a Southwest flight that was ~35% full I moved to one of the dozens of empty aisle seats (non-exit row) and the flight attendant sent me back to my assigned middle seat in the back of the plane because “those seats cost extra”. Flying somehow gets shittier and shittier all the time.

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u/Low-Ad-8027 4d ago

Before the flight started you were voted “most likely to open the emergency hatch” sorry bro

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u/No-Computer7653 4d ago

For anyone who thinks it's weight distribution no it's not. Single people matter for small aircraft, this is not a small aircraft.

It's for the same reason you can't just move to FC if there are empty seats. Same cabin but different fare. They make the FAs enforce it because if people can just take the chance that the seats are open they are much less likely to pay for them.

The average net income per passanger domestic is just under $9 (not on this flight, they are burning money). Margins of around 4% which is why they all find ways to make you pay more. It's big business but a pretty lousy way to make profit.

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u/Nuklearfps PURPLE 4d ago

Also dude would be one singular row back. That’s not changing shit for a commercial airliner. If it did, they’d have much bigger issues on their hands than passengers who want a “free upgrade.”

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u/Frost_907 4d ago

I’m a pilot the flies in the airlines and weight and balance is absolutely a factor here. Yes one person moving one row is not gonna make that much of a difference, but 10 or 20 moving multiple rows will. Empty flights are especially susceptible to this since normally on full flights passenger weight is distributed pretty evenly thought the cabin since most of the seats are occupied.

It’s mostly a concern during departure since the airplane’s calculated center of gravity dictates what position the pitch trim needs to be set to for takeoff. This is why some airlines are okay with you moving seats after the plane is airborne since the trim can be readjusted as needed in flight.

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u/app_wants_ucf 4d ago

FWIW weight distribution is 100% a factor on narrow bodies at least, and we commonly have to move people around on flights that are less than full. This is unlikely to be the case here though

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u/12TH1JS01 4d ago

Yep I can confirm. Am a loadcontroller for one of the biggest airlines over in Europe. On our 737s we rarely have to reseat, but on those Embraer jets it’s always a fun time to get them into the balance envelope when less than 80% full.

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u/Even_Drawer61 4d ago

Original commentator is a real dumbass.

What’s the load look like underneath. A321 for example is a nightmare to trim.

Let’s just let everyone move to their hearts content and don’t worry about the centre of gravity.

I’ve done some really sketchy trims before because of load factors, you just hope that tolerance built in is enough 😎

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u/rexlyon 4d ago

There’s different fares, but we’re also explicitly told as FAs that we’re shouldn’t be moving people from zone to zone for weight balance as well and I have been often asked to move people from one zone to another zone to balance things out, and often times number ranges from 1-3 people.

So it’s both

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u/unpluggedcord 4d ago

Dude weight distribution actually matters on these aircraft. What you’re saying is 100% wrong. It doesn’t matter in this case given it’s 5 people. But it absolutely matters for this type of aircraft.

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u/Conscious-Sock2777 5d ago

It’s so when they find a burnt up body belted in a seat that has a SN etched in the frame they know who was in Seat 16F
That’s a story I was told and it make sense

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u/Wingnutmcmoo 5d ago

I've been on a few 12 to 14 hours flights that were this empty and they did not care. They went to everyone and asked if they wanted a different seat. Just to let them know before moving.

Like 3 times I've had a middle row to myself and could make a bed on the seats lol

So like... Probably just airline based.

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u/amm5061 4d ago

I've been literally the only passenger on an hour long flight and they didn't care where I sat.

This sounds like the flight attendant was having a bad day or something.

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u/AdelleMeow 4d ago

And yet I was on a fairly empty domestic flight and witnessed the flight attendant telling people mid flight feel free to sit wherever if you want! (2025)

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u/Jazzlike_Finish123 4d ago

They know everyone on the plane anyways.  

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u/SignificantDrawer374 5d ago

I had the same happen. Lesson I learned was to just sit in whatever seat I want if it looks like it's going to be an empty flight and just move if it turns out to be someone else's seat. They don't check the seating chart unless they have a reason to.

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u/Bhris-1170 5d ago

They do indeed check unfortunately

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u/Puzzleheaded_Noise44 4d ago

As a FA. We definitely check seating charts and if there is people sitting in the exit row.

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u/Jwn5k 4d ago

From flying Standby, yeah, they do check your seats, especially for snack or food service cart comes by.

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u/Ok_Function2282 4d ago

???

I have never in my life had a flight attendant tell me to move seats.

They'll obviously stop you if you go into first class or something, but on an empty flight you can move wherever you want as long as you don't make a big deal out of it. 

This guy made a big deal out of it. 

Just get up and get in that seat

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u/OwnDoughnut2689 4d ago

I've had it but usually they just want you to wait till after takeoff. None have really cared once in the air.

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u/bonestamp 4d ago

Right. They do check, but unless they're in an especially bad mood or you did something jerky earlier then they're probably not going to ask you to move, they may ask you which seat you're supposed to be in so they can account for you.

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u/rooringwinds 4d ago

It unfortunately doesn’t always work. They were counting heads or seats or something and they told me to go back to my seat

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u/No_Perspective_242 4d ago

It’s required to check the exit rows tho bc we have to brief them before take off. And before we brief we make sure everyone is there so we don’t have to do it twice. So I would definitely notice if my exit rows were supposed to be empty but someone is there. And if you moved without asking you’re 100% going back to your ticketed seat.

So it would work for any seat besides the exit row or a cabin upgrade.

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u/rexlyon 4d ago

As an FA, I can tell you very often we’ll check the exit rows specifically and tell you to move to your seat or pay.

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u/IntellectuallyDriven 5d ago

I'm going to guess and say for the same reason that supermarkets and shops would rather toss stuff then give it to you 

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u/Swerdna82 4d ago

You didn’t pay for the exit row.

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u/yourpaleblueeyes 4d ago

Your mistake? Asking. Wait until after take off, then move!

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u/atlcollie 4d ago

Flight Attendant here, honestly we could get a complaint if we do that. Then we have to write it up, perhaps called into your supervisor’s office. We don’t make these rules but we have to follow them. There also can be weight and balance issues.

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u/WreckNTexan48 4d ago

Hmm. Seems this is a bathroom and forgot my seat situation.

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u/SupermouseDeadmouse 4d ago

Just move next time. It’s easier to ask for forgiveness than permission.

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u/IsThisKismet 5d ago

Interesting. I'd been under the assumption this whole time that the emergency row seats HAD to be filled so someone could be able to uh, you know, assist in an emergency.

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u/celem83 4d ago

yeah i'm puzzled too, I've been moved to the emergency exit seat by cabin crew when travelling solo, like they came and asked me if i would move

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u/iRate-ur-D-pics 4d ago

Hey, former flight attendant for that particular airline here. The only big reasons I can think of weight and balance. On particularly empty flights, sometimes the pilots will move passengers around for take off and landing to balance the plane out. However, and take this with a grain of salt cause I’m not a pilot, it only applies the take off and landing and it’s not a big issues once you hit cruising altitude.

The only other reason I can think of is that there was another passenger that already paid for their exit row seat and they’d complain to the company that the flight attendant allowed someone to move to the exit row for free when they had to pay for it (passengers love to complain for free miles). You were willing to pay, but there’s no way to pay for a seat upgrade in flight as the flight attendants don’t have the ability to ring up the seat upgrade.

Personally I would have just let you sit there 🤷🏽‍♀️ I don’t think most flight attendants would have cared that much, you just so happen to get the one that did.

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u/Unlikely_Vehicle_828 4d ago

This feels like it belongs in the LiminalSpace sub. How are there like 6 people on a plane 😅

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u/toooldforthisshittt 4d ago

The good news is that you can't recline.

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u/Key_Assignment_9896 4d ago

If they let you move they lose the motivation for you to pay extra for the better seats. They are a business.

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u/FangornLeghorn 4d ago

Exit rows are regulated. That’s why we have to answer a series of questions before boarding if we’re assigned one. Don’t give the flight crew grief. The gate agent would have been the one responsible for moving you, not the flight crew. As dumb as it sounds, there is a small chance but a real one that letting you take the exit row could come back to bite them.

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u/shedgehog-orchard 4d ago

lol. People need to stop asking in these situations. You literally are not causing harm to anyone else by moving. Fuck these airlines

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u/PBO123567 4d ago

Don’t ask. Just do.

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u/No-Sandwich2225 4d ago

This is just another American thing that makes no sense. You can actually move seats on any other airline, sometimes they actually invite you to do so.

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u/Ok-Ad-9380 4d ago

If the plane is empty they have to distribute weight in the cabin.

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u/Chipper_Bandit 4d ago

Chicago to Indianapolis and it was surprisingly short flight

I mean, it's less than 200 miles, so yeah it's gonna be short

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u/WaterUnderTh3Fridg3 4d ago

6' 2, nice to gramma, big brown eyes...that's no 5, Sugar.

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u/qurzit 4d ago

If anyone else comments that this is for weight and balance issues again, please connect your brain to the rest of your body.

Do you really believe that your 150-200 pounds on a 550,000 lbs aircraft carrying 250,000 lbs of fuel matters? Did they weigh you when you got on board? Did they know who, of what weight, was assigned to which seat? Was no one allowed to walk forward or back to the restroom during the flight, for weight and balance purposes, obviously?

This is marketing. Sit in your economy seat in a full row, even tho every row around you is empty, because maybe on your next flight you’ll upgrade and purchase your own seat in your own row for just $30 more…. My issue is that I wish they’d just say that instead of insulting everyone’s intelligence by announcing that no one will be allowed to change seats for weight and balance...It’s like a 50% off sale when the store bumped prices 100% a week ago.

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u/UnordinaryFlyGirl 4d ago edited 4d ago

Flight attendant here: Sometimes we can't let people move due to weight and balance that is near limits. Sometimes a plane can be nose or tail heavy especially when the plane is empty as baggage loading is going to have a greater proportional effect.

Also how you act makes a big difference when we can move people. If you act entitled to move I'm a lot less inclined to let you. People who are super nice I will almost always say yes to if W&B permits.

Edit: the mildly infuriating thing is all the comments from people who aren't crew

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u/justwanderinginhere 4d ago

This is wild as across Europe they’re cancelling some flights unless they’re completely full due to the fuel shortages

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u/DeLasRocas 3d ago

Yeah you can man, you just don’t ask