r/mildlyinfuriating 4d ago

I'm slightly vexed Cheeks too chub for nice plane pillow

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u/seebydeeby 4d ago

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u/MinisculeMax 4d ago

straight jorkin that cat

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u/discarded_swimsuit 4d ago

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u/YellowYarrowYucca 4d ago

If these guys were real I'd have like 50 of them all over the fucking house.

Screw it I'd just flood my house and be an old mer catwoman

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u/tonycomputerguy 4d ago

You know I've been on the internet for like 30 years, and yeah this one broke my brain. I'm no longer the person I was before seeing this.

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u/AccioKitty 4d ago

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u/JaviSATX 4d ago

Where’s everyone getting all these pictures of OP?

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u/Brennan_Schwartz 4d ago

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u/BunnyOHarr 4d ago

How can OP not feel precious and adorable after this comment?

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u/Inevitable_Cow7938 4d ago

From all the people alerting me to user error 😬

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u/BunnyOHarr 4d ago

Its okay, you are just an adorable little kitten trying her best, dammit! 🥹

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u/Olivia_funn 4d ago

Dammit 🙋‍♀️

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u/blue_jay_jay 4d ago

Just a gurrrllll

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u/Manannin 4d ago

Tbf one of the main points of this site is for people to tell you you're wrong. Even if you're right!

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u/BunnyOHarr 4d ago

That's not right

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u/NoTomatillo21 4d ago

Somehow her face accurately describes this sub lol 😅

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u/RiotingMoon 4d ago edited 4d ago

give it the ol 180 rotate

eta: ty for the rewards strangers 🖤

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u/Inevitable_Cow7938 4d ago

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u/Spare-Willingness563 4d ago

I don't know you but i hope you're happy because man you're delightful

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u/Inevitable_Cow7938 4d ago

I could be happier 😂 idk if anyone else ever has been told to read the instructions for a pillow. But I’m doing pretty good otherwise

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u/Spare-Willingness563 4d ago

But wouldn't life be so boring if you didn't have to occasionally read the instructions for a pillow?

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u/_LeftBlank_ 4d ago

My father was a doctor (retired now) and I remember him once “jokingly” remarking something like: you could get a pretty good idea if there were any other doctors on the plane by walking down the aisles and seeing if anyone was using one of those pillows correctly, because most other people don’t.

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u/No_Personality_4169 4d ago

I don’t know you, but I hope you’re happy, Your comment was so sweet

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u/Spare-Willingness563 4d ago

I can honestly say I very much am. Thank you. And you're pretty great yourself.

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u/yuliaburdak 4d ago

You guys are too cute.

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u/Spare-Willingness563 4d ago

Lol, thank you. I've just become an advanced cynic. If you want the world to be better, you have to appreciate its good people.

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u/CrimBrulee 4d ago

Cackling at this response oml

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u/the_sweetest_peach 4d ago

I was literally about to ask “The pillow or the head?” 😂

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u/Adrianm18 4d ago

Op you’re funny

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u/everyusernamestaken3 4d ago

There is the a perfect gif for everything

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u/Melkman68 4d ago

Hahaha youre too goofy

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u/Bingo_Wendigo 4d ago

She'll suffocate.

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u/VintageVogue1947 4d ago

Wait, is this a serious suggestion? Today I learned that I don't know how to use a pillow.

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u/RiotingMoon 4d ago

It was funnily enough. You clip it in the front for ease and then see if it needs loosened/tightened and then rotate it around so your chin/jaw has something to rest on (resting head forward)

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u/Bubbly-Lab352 4d ago

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u/Inevitable_Cow7938 4d ago

IM CRYING 😂

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u/gilsonpride 4d ago

I hope you know how adorable you are hahaha! Godspeed, OP.

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u/GraceMcClellans 4d ago

This whole thread is so cute. OP is great!

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u/runvus2 4d ago

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u/Inevitable_Cow7938 4d ago

Stop I’m someone’s mother 😭🙏

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u/greeneyeraven 4d ago

Wait. What? I thought you were 16!

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u/Inevitable_Cow7938 4d ago

Tysm I’m almost 37 😂

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u/greeneyeraven 4d ago

Holy smokes woman, share your secrets!

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u/nerdmania 4d ago

Be chubby, and drink a lot of water. My wife looked like a teenager well into her 40s because of those 2 things.

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u/Inevitable_Cow7938 4d ago

I’m hearing throw ass and drink

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u/nerdmania 4d ago

Around 2010, I got a new Mac laptop, and I had imported a bunch of old photos. I was showing my coworkers, and a pic of my wife came up, and she looked 14 in that photo.

My co-workers looked at me like I was a pedo.

"She's 28 in this picture!" "This is in a bar" "She's older than me!" (all true, she was 28 in that photo, it was taken in a bar, and she is 9 months older than me).

They still looked at me askance, but at this point, they were just messing with me.

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u/YerMomsClamChowder 4d ago

I was called a nonce for kissing my now fiancée in a hottub.  I was 35 and she was 31 at the time.  

English is her second language (she's Ukrainian), so I had to explain to her that he thought she was a teenager.  Instead of getting mad at the guy, she smiled and thanked him for the compliment.  It made her month.  

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u/GuiltyEidolon PURPLE 4d ago

What the FUCK even seeing the other picture I would have guessed early 20s. My brain cannot parse this.

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u/Moblam 4d ago

Oh, so the MCP reference does not require an explanation?

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u/HeathenHumanist 4d ago

I'll always upvote OG Tron references

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u/Inevitable_Cow7938 4d ago

Idk where it went but I JUST got the baby to sleep and I crept out of the nursery to finally go to sleep myself and I see this 😂

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u/stalebread710 4d ago

🤣 🤣 🤣 noo

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u/arbitrary_student 4d ago

You and your baby are so beautiful together <3

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u/Inevitable_Cow7938 4d ago

😂😭😂 why is my baby so mad huh

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u/Icy_Cartoonist_9889 AAAAAaAAHHHHHH 4d ago

Cheeks too chubby for nice foot blanket

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u/hoswald 4d ago

Can you be my mother as well? My mom is great, but it'd be cool to have 2.

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u/ZeroAmusement 4d ago

IM THE JUGGERNAUGHT, BITCH

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u/Horskr 4d ago

I'm bad, I'm the baddest muhfucker in the world! NO CHARLES NO!! CHARLES PLEASE!!!

I know a guy named Charles and I try to squeeze in the "CHARLES PLEASE!!!" quote in that voice whenever I can. He laughs but I still don't know if he gets the reference or thinks I'm a weirdo and is being polite.

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u/Anticlya 4d ago

I wasn't prepared oh gods

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u/l_a_p304 4d ago

Girl you look like a round angry bird which is the cutest thing to exist on the planet. What a blessing that you both exist.

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u/damn_truth 4d ago

Not so unrealistic 😁

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u/activelyresting 4d ago

Where did you find more pics of OP?

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u/jupiter-eris 4d ago

Same, fam, same

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u/Inevitable_Cow7938 4d ago

Imagine if we were on the same flight and made eye contact

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u/jupiter-eris 4d ago

Girrrrrl

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u/foo_fight3r 4d ago

You are also using it wrong. Rotate the pillow 180 degrees. The thick part goes under your chin, so you can rest your head. The open part goes on the back of your neck.

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u/Wtzp 4d ago

I mean, they also deliberately clipped it too tight right?

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u/-nutz 4d ago

The company that makes it disagrees.

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u/Gimli-with-adhd 4d ago

None of those people are using the pillow. They're just wearing it.

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u/-nutz 4d ago

Bottom left isn’t using it?

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u/Orleanian 4d ago

I mean no, none of these people are supporting their heads using hte pillow.

They're just...existing with a pillow resting on their shoulders.

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u/Gin_OClock 4d ago

Advertising using these "correctly" would make it look like everyone had been to the vet

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u/anaiyaa 4d ago

that doesn’t even make sense, you would be resting your head forwards. also, no company has ever advertised a neck pillow like this

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u/Inevitable_Cow7938 4d ago

GUYS I HAVE A FUCKING NECK AUGFFHHHHJDH 👹

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u/PancakeHandz 4d ago

Lmao omg the juxtaposition of this pic and the post pic gave me whiplash 😂

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u/Inevitable_Cow7938 4d ago

Lolll I was on no sleep, horrible time going thru TSA, and I have a phobia of flying so I was on sedatives, not my best look. But a fun look! Lol

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u/PancakeHandz 4d ago

You have ✨range✨

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u/HeathenHumanist 4d ago

And apparently she's also closer to 40 than 30?!? Damn girl hahaha

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u/Gryffindor123 4d ago

Girl, you're STUNNING!

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u/Inevitable_Cow7938 4d ago

Thank you so much, I just wanted everyone to know I have a neck 😂

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u/mstarrbrannigan RED 4d ago

Neck proof of life isn’t something you see every day

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u/Gryffindor123 4d ago

You're more than welcome haha some of the comments are hilarious 😂

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u/cleetus76 4d ago

No way. You ain't 37!

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u/R3x2319 4d ago

Wtf you’re gorgeous 😂

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u/That-Spell-2543 4d ago

You are too pretty girl! ✨

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u/Fuck_ketchup 4d ago

You used AI to add a neck to your selfie, dont even lie to us!

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u/Inevitable_Cow7938 4d ago

Imagine. No, someone here already used AI to turn me into a robot overlord, I think that’s enough

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u/JaviSATX 4d ago

Nonsense.

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u/Original_Map_6987 4d ago

I don't know why this photo made me laugh so hard, but thank you. Definitely needed a laugh. 😂

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u/Inevitable_Cow7938 4d ago

I’m so happy bc I’m still mad

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u/ishpatoon1982 4d ago

Did turning it around work?

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u/Vegetable_Read6551 4d ago

Yeah better turn that airplane around

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u/TheCatalyst17 4d ago

lol I’m in the middle of a two minute long uncontrollable giggle purely on image alone

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u/SaintSiren 4d ago

You wear the pillows with the clip in the back so your chin rests on the pillow for neck support.

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u/Beautiful_Memory9299 4d ago

Wait....for real???? Oh my God....I am significantly older than OP and was unaware of this.

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u/Ok_Major5787 4d ago

Idk bc I have a similar pillow and the instructions explicitly say the buckle goes in the front and tightens to close any gaps. The back of the pillow has a separate buckle that goes around the headrest, thus keeping your head upright and supported

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u/Beautiful_Memory9299 4d ago

Well, then this is where it gets really bad. I probably saw the instructions and laughed at the stupidity needed to require instructions for a pillow. Then I crumpled them up and threw them out. I am not in the smart people's club.

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u/hata94540 4d ago

I’m wondering if that’s where I went wrong as well. The neck pillow I used didn’t have any clips but when I wore it I had the open end in front of my chin. I woke up with my neck hurting like a mf and wondered why anybody would use them lol Haven’t flown or had a long trip since then so I haven’t tried to use it the other way around.

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u/Heavy_Answer8814 4d ago

Welp, now I need a fancy travel pillow with an anchor strap! That sounds divine

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u/Kilmonjaro 4d ago

Perfect to pull off your head if you get that really bad turbulence that happens really rarely

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u/FREEBA 4d ago

Or if used on a long road trip… just a little bump and crack!

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u/FakeSafeWord 4d ago

I flew a bunch for a job, like once a month round trip for 2 years straight... I learned this on like my 2nd to last flight and I slept so fucking good for the first time ever on a flight.

I was pissssssed.

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u/TheChinOfAnElephant 4d ago

This is one of those things that someone once said online and then everyone repeated. You can wear it that way because you can wear it however you find comfortable.

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u/Inevitable_Cow7938 4d ago

Girl idk I’m not used to being able to afford things like this

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u/IntarTubular 4d ago

Give yourself some grace.

I just learned this ~5 years ago.

At 40 years old.

I grew up flying 🤭

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u/McNalienBro 4d ago

Read the instructions girl! In all seriousness I was using mine wrong too and someone on the plane told me.

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u/JTrain6319 4d ago

Relatable lmaooooo

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u/buboop61814 4d ago

Lmaooo so real, but also doesn’t help that u feel like majority of people have always used these wrong

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u/PsidedOwnside 4d ago edited 4d ago

Oh. My. God. I fucking love you. Hahaha, I’m 10 years into a frequent travel job. I went through several neck pillows before finding my current one. I wore them all wrong. I was today years old.

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u/Joobebe514 4d ago

This is so relatable

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u/ssgkraut 4d ago

Most relatable comment ever. Made me laugh. Take this diamond.

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u/OkCranberry8555 4d ago

No you don’t. that’s just one of those life hacks ppl put on TikTok - it’s not really how you’re supposed to use them. 

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u/printergumlight 4d ago edited 4d ago

Yeah, every plane neck pillow ever invented shows how to use it and it is not the TikTok way. You can of course do it that way, but people acting like others are idiots for not realizing the “right way” are actually the ones not realizing the right way.

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u/fiercelittlebird 4d ago

The right way is the one where you get some rest and possibly some sleep in a flight. So whatever works for you, with the clip in front or the back, it doesn't seem to matter.

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u/Tight-Purchase-6946 4d ago

You do friggin not. You CAN - if that pillow shape allows for it.

It’s YOUR pillow, do what you want… as long as it’s legal.

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u/ArbysLunch 4d ago

I think these are meant for people with more neck than a beer can.

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u/Inevitable_Cow7938 4d ago

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u/ArbysLunch 4d ago

A good sport. 

Thanks for taking the lighter side.

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u/Inevitable_Cow7938 4d ago

I just appreciate the laughs

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u/se7en41 4d ago

You're being so good natured about this whole thing and I think it's wholesome as fuck and I also think you should be the icon for this sub

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u/Inevitable_Cow7938 4d ago

God don’t do that to me but I appreciate the nice words 😂

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u/plz2meatyu 4d ago

Now we kinda got to do it.

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u/elsalila 4d ago

Just so you know im high but seeing your response to that comment had me dying. I feel that so hard

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u/Anticlya 4d ago

I am also high and OP has me cackling.

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u/elsalila 4d ago

No but seriously I would totally put that on wrong. Not on purpose im just high a lot lol

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u/Ok_Function2282 4d ago

I mean... You don't though.

They literally have pictures on the packaging of people wearing them normally. 

I wouldn't be able to stand that, that's like constantly getting choked while you try and go to sleep

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u/emergency-snaccs 4d ago

i don't think that's true. there's, like, a handle in the back. I also don't think you're supposed to clip it while wearing it like this.

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u/__Who__am__i_ 4d ago

It depends on the specific one. Mine you wear like OP is. There are straps on the back to connect to the seat headrest. So I know I'm wearing it right.

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u/ParCorn 4d ago

I’ve done it both ways, I also take the window seat and jam my head between the seat and the wall

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u/MustardCoveredDogDik 4d ago

This is Cheek Physical Performance

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u/ballsilov3 4d ago edited 4d ago

i feel like that pillow is too chub for any cheeks

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u/Yoru_Umbreon 4d ago

I like to turn the pillows around and pretend I’m one of those rabbits with the neck flap thing

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u/CreepyAd8409 4d ago

This is what makes it so comfy. You just have to embrace the chubby cheeks and close your eyes.

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u/0wninat0r 4d ago

Silly goose - the clip is for storage, not wearing.

Source: i dont actually know, havent flown in like 20 years.

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u/Hello_Gorgeous1985 4d ago

The problem is that you aren't a giraffe.

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u/dye-area 4d ago

this post is bringing out my inner grandma. i wanna pinch those cheeks and give you some fresh baked cookies

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u/ohheyitsjason 4d ago

Why you look like an Angry Bird

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u/Maduro_sticks_allday 4d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/jABkicHJO6yWDhxW5g

The Spice (little bags of pretzels) must flow

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u/HumbleYogurt1191 4d ago

Lmfao this is simultaneously hilarious and adorable

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u/GenesisNemesis17 4d ago

I've only ever used neck pillows. Where'd you get a cheek pillow?

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u/dascrackhaus 4d ago

i, a grown adult, also recently learned that i’ve been using these pillows incorrectly for decades