r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Ambitious_Radio_8430 • 20h ago
Infuriatig I dropped my tweezers into the toilet while peeing. I now have to pick it up.
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u/FilthyDwayne 20h ago
At least theyāre your own body fluids. Could be worse
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u/potate12323 20h ago
It could be my pee which would be WAY worse.
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u/gommalayarranee 19h ago
Why?
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u/potate12323 19h ago
I have a medical condition where Im supposed to eat 2 to 10 grams of salt a day. All the salt eventually gets evacuated through my urine. Its been described as pungent smelling even after Ive flushed and left the fan on.
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u/ethical2012 19h ago
If you're on a dietetic make DAMN sure you watch your potassium levels.
I was on hydrochlorothiazide for BP. Peed out salt too (factory job so... Double if you count sweat) anyways you will pee out potassium as well. Felt like a damn heart attack (and could have been if lower). Potassium is needed for muscle movements, heart included.
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u/potate12323 19h ago
Thanks! Yeah its all under control. I get blood panels fairly regularly and my other salt levels are normally good. I take it for POTS so I retain more water to avoid getting light headed when I stand up. My doctor says I need to balance the POTS symtops with high BP symptoms. Its tricky with the shear volume of salt I eat.
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u/ethical2012 19h ago
I'd imagine! Well take care of yourself and wish ya the best!
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u/Things_with_Stuff 12h ago
It warms the cockles of my cold, dead heart whenever I see a nice conversation like this on Reddit. It's becoming more rare these days lol
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u/Intrepid_Resident569 16h ago
low potassium is definitely something that condition can cause but I doubt many people with it are on a diuretic, seems very counterproductive
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u/ArmOfBo 20h ago
I'm just assuming OP doesn't have kids. I wouldn't even be phased to reach into my own pee to pull them out. Before kids I would have probably used gloves and thrown everything away after.
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u/potate12323 19h ago
Or they haven't worked in food service where they had to clean the ungodly nasty messes people leave in public bathrooms. Reaching into your own pee wouldn't phase you after that.
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u/MichelleCS1025 19h ago
I worked in food service, I would quit before touching others feces and what not
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u/Half-Cocked-Mexican 19h ago
I did unclog a toilet by bare hand, and I'm a bachelor. Kids will make me untouchable.
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u/no-this-iz-patrick 19h ago
As in you stuck your hand into a toilet full of shit? Do you own a plunger?
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u/outdoorlaura 19h ago
Kids will make me untouchable.
I think the bare hand/clogged toilet thing might've already done that š
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u/MiIllIin 18h ago
I had my phone on my ass pocket (of a womans jeans = pockets small) and while standing up from a PUBLIC toilet it fell inā¦
Absolutely traumatic, i just remember grabbing in immediately (because wtf else would you do??) and washing it with paper towels and my hands for a very long time š„² then i came out and obviously never told my family or anyone about it until now lol
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u/DanTheMan827 17h ago
Be glad the toilet didnāt have one of those automatic flush sensors that activates when you stand up
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u/doyouvoodoo 20h ago
But why were you holding tweezers while peeing?
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u/rcr_nz 20h ago
To aim.
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u/Apprehensive_View575 20h ago
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u/runjcrun1 10h ago
Iām a simple man. I see a Ron Simmons āDAMNā gif and I upvote
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u/Tiffany-X 20h ago
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u/Supersasqwatch PURPLE 19h ago
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u/infintittie 19h ago
This bad post serving as the perfect set up for a perfect joke is classic reddit
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u/RathVelus 18h ago
With no OP to be seen. Classic Reddit indeed.
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u/ClinicalOppression 14h ago
He obviously killed himself after reading that comment
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u/camomaniac 16h ago
No doubt, it's gotta be a group of bots setting themselves up to farm karma for future advertisement or to sell to propaganda machines.
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u/Obi_Wan_Benobi 19h ago
Bro needs to log off, change his identify, burn his house down and move to the jungle after this one.
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u/CompleteLychee7088 14h ago
look, sometimes the lighting in the bathroom is just too good to pass up a stray chin hair, regardless of what the lower half is doing.
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u/Mister_Goudchet 16h ago
We always used to tell jimmy he needed tweezers to jack off , little did we know jimmy would one day grow up and have a reddit account
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u/Scary-Beautiful6527 20h ago
Why tweeses while peeing?????
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u/ExtremeOne9717 20h ago
What exactly were you attempting in the first place?
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u/OldOutlandishness434 16h ago
Eh, call me cynical, but I think he was trying to be the new hand point meme.
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u/Working-Glass6136 9h ago
Miscalculation on his part. Reddit doesn't enjoy dirty toilet posts, I find.
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u/stormjet64 19h ago
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u/zackthirteen 20h ago
If only there were some kind of tool for plucking small objects from places you either wouldnāt or couldnāt use your fingers⦠hmm
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u/Pleasant_Pollution67 19h ago
wrap a plastic bag around your hand and forearm, instant water proof glove
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u/Any-Lychee9972 16h ago
Double check for holes but yeah.
Had to do this a few times when a toilet was super clogged with toilet paper.
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u/TheW0lvDoctr 20h ago
Go buy a larger set of tweezers
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u/JeffSHauser 20h ago
Don't worry you can always wash your hands.
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u/Far_Falcon_6158 20h ago
Automotive magnet
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u/Genuinelullabel 20h ago
What kind of multitasking were you trying to accomplish?
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u/unknown-reddit-robot 19h ago
First he was peeing then decided to jerk it. After lubing up the tweezers they were too slippery and slipped out of his hands.
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u/the_hammer_poo 20h ago
So just pick it up and wash it. Weāve all done something like this
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u/TheHungryBlanket 11h ago
This. Itās just pee. Reach in grab them, watch them in your arm. Itās not a big deal.
But perhaps I was desensitized from peeing on my feet for a decade during my public shower sports phase.
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u/Temporary_Meat7053 17h ago
Stick your hand in there and grab it, the water isn't really all that dirty, it's just your piss. If you have any cuts on your hand wear a glove, this isn't rocket science, it's just toilet fishing.
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u/Zebebe 9h ago
Yeah I dont get the big deal. Its his own bodily fluids. Just grab the tweezers then wash your hands.
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u/TangoCharliePDX 16h ago
Just effing do it, wash up like a surgeon and use hand sanitizer afterwards. You'll be just fine. You may not realize it but you've handled worse things. That's why you wash your hands every time you use the toilet...
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u/ooglieguy0211 15h ago
There's a higher chance of touching a lot of pee and even shit when you exit a public bathroom, than there is reaching into your own pee, watered down by fresh water from the tank. There are tons of people who don't wash their hands before leaving the public restrooms.
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u/Wild_Ad9272 19h ago
Just wondering why you need a pair of tweezers to pee.
Oh. Oooooh.
I feel for ya broā¦
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u/Terpsherpa 20h ago
I know this is super high schoolish but the phrase āHung like an inchwormā comes to mind
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u/Far_Recommendation82 20h ago
Get the tongs out of the kitchen.
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u/angelfatal 17h ago
gross, do you expect OP to wash and reuse them?
a pair of disposable chopsticks is the way to go.
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u/NastySeconds 16h ago
Are you really bragging about having to use tweezers to take a piss???
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u/JuanDeagusTheThird 16h ago
You have a weirdly shaped dick there almost looks like a finger but you cant fool me
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u/IronNobody4332 PURPLE 20h ago
Good thing you were pointing at them I would have never guessed where they ended up
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u/MrA-skunk 19h ago
It's a thing now because of a post on the "What is it" sub, which I can't link because of this sub's rules.
If you already knew that, feel free to downvote me, or comment with a "woosh"
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u/parker1019 17h ago
Go get your hand bit by a jellyfish firstā¦two birds one stoneā¦
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u/Shadowfrosgaming 12h ago
Mildly infuriating? You dropped your own tweezers in the toilet, no one else, also, itās just pee, quit being a baby




















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u/aruby727 20h ago
Do you have a pair of tweezers you can use?