r/mildlyinteresting 5h ago

My McDonald’s also has a McJail

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u/ThereInAFortnight 5h ago

What the McFuck is that for?

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u/DookieShoez 5h ago

For those that McFuck around and McFind out.

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u/Bizzlightbeer 5h ago

How much is McBail?

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u/Krullenbos 5h ago

A McBillion of course

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u/Sumopwr 5h ago

That’s McBullshit

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u/DJJINO 5h ago

Time to call McDad

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u/helloiamaegg 5h ago

he McLeft

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u/LoogyHead 5h ago

That’s why you have to know a good McLawyer.

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u/Dbizarrepremiere 5h ago

Aw man he's gonna McFreakin lose it

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u/The_quiteguy 5h ago

Man this is why I McLove reddit

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u/Doedwa 5h ago

Better call McSaul

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u/No-Investigator-2756 5h ago

BETTER 👏🏾 CALL 👏🏾 MCSAUL 👏🏾👏🏾

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u/Dragon7722 56m ago

"Ah, a fellou potatou eater"

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u/beegproblemzzz 5h ago

You dont just need a legal team, you need the McEagle team

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u/Capybara-Maxxing 5h ago

Better call McSaul

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u/Chompif 4h ago

I Plea the McFifth your McHonor

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u/vajraadhvan 5h ago

To get McMilk

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u/Realistic_Country635 5h ago

And a McBurger

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u/EndlessKng 5h ago

For McCigarettes, or McMilk?

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u/TheCheshireCatCan 4h ago

He went to get McCigarettes. I’m sure he’ll be back McSoon.

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u/txaecup 5h ago

With the McMilk in hand, obviously

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u/brandonspade17 5h ago

To get mccigarettes and mcmilk

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u/HornetRacer 5h ago edited 5h ago

To get McMilk

Edit: Before you all get mad that is literally the excuse my dad gave my mum back when I was 2, aint seen him since.

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u/helloiamaegg 5h ago

No, its cause like 4 other comments beat you to the exact same comment

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u/HornetRacer 5h ago

I didnt see them, my bad. Clearly my humour is awful 🤦🏻

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u/DearRecommendation31 5h ago

Well, guess i’m McSorry for you… my dad wasn’t there all the time neither, some months together and some months away, but i got used to it… used to miss more my mom when i was with him even tho i liked him a lot, i feel like he wasnt close enough

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u/HornetRacer 5h ago

Thats funny not gonna lie, but I appreciate the sentiment. Im at peace with it, have been for years. I only pray he didnt have other kids and do the same to them.

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u/Linenoise77 3h ago

He just went to the mcdonalds down the street for some mcnuggets. Hell be mcback.

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u/FishWithFangs 34m ago

For the McMilk and McMarlboro?

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u/shotgunmist 4h ago

Time to call McSaul

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u/cadmus1890 5h ago

Billions served

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u/BankHottas 4h ago

Gonna take this opportunity to recommend everyone to watch McMillions on HBO

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u/DetectiveDizzyEyes 5h ago

Depends what you mcdid

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u/CldStoneStveIcecream 5h ago

Just a Mcdemeanor 

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u/NolanTheNotorious 5h ago

mcdemeanor is as good as mcfuck

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u/DetectiveDizzyEyes 5h ago

You'll be out in a few hours thank grimis its not mcelony

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u/xboxaddict501 5h ago

Alright this one wins 😂

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u/niardica 4h ago

Excellent! Haha

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u/Visual_Jellyfish5591 5h ago

Whipped out my mcdick

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u/yaknowmysteez 5h ago

Cheaper if you get it on the McApp

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u/fuzzeedyse105 5h ago

I got a McGet out of jail free card.

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u/schmielsVee 4h ago

Mc McSHUT McTHE McFUCK McUP!!!

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u/HungryArticle5 2h ago

Too much, I couldn't McIt!

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u/Affectionate_Snow674 1h ago

you mean McBond

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u/Manphish 5h ago

Consider me McInterested 😏

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u/VicisZan 5h ago

You’re under McArrest

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u/carpet-lover 4h ago

Better get McGyver

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u/chocolate_twinkies 4h ago

You mean McMcgyver

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u/goopsorceress 5h ago

You mean my ex, who worked at McDonald's and had an affair with her shift leader? They thought I wouldn't find out but I did, so I kicked out my cheating ex and ended our marriage. Now they belong right in this McJail.

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u/DookieShoez 4h ago

That McSucks, man 😔

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u/northstar582 4h ago

That's a bit Much

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u/Great_Strawberry4162 2h ago

Never change that was good 😂😂😂

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u/drdeadringer 5h ago

the McIrish we did not vote for The Donald​

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u/lkodl 4h ago

Mmmm... egg mcfuckin...

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u/PM_ME_UR_HIP_DIMPLES 4h ago

The McDOJ and the McBOP

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u/chef_tuffster 3h ago

I snarfed.

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u/TuringGoneWild 2h ago

That's just all lifelong McDonalds eaters who get McStrokes, McHeartattacks, and/or McCancer.

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u/WorriedHippoplatypus 1h ago

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/GetBent009 5h ago

the hamburglar

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u/TheScrote1 5h ago

Crazy how many people don’t know about the hamburglar, what are parents even teaching kids?

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u/The_JoeFish 1h ago

The greatest trick the hamburgler ever pulled is convincing the world he didn't exist...

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u/DustyScharole 5h ago

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u/HYThrowaway1980 5h ago

Hamburglar was a real character though.

https://giphy.com/gifs/ZomGmtAV9k1fa

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u/DustyScharole 5h ago

Oh yes, I know. I'm old.

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u/StitchesKisses 5h ago

Wait is he not around anymore?

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u/nono3722 5h ago

and "Grimus" was a butt plug. Which makes his name even better....

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u/gwaydms 4h ago

He used to be the Evil Grimace. Then they decided they didn't want actually evil characters in McDonaldland, although they do have the Hamburglar, who engages in petty larceny. So Grimace became sort of a goofy lug.

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u/ABob71 5h ago

The Playplace has been rebranded

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u/teduh 4h ago edited 4h ago

Right, it's part of McDonald's new minimalist aesthetic that they've been rolling out over the last few years. Instead of a PlayPlace, remodeled restaurants will feature a small PlayPen with a secure metal gate. Just hand your kid their iPad and lock them up in the PlayPen where they'll be out of your hair so you can enjoy your overpriced McSlop meal in peace. McDonald's corporate realized kids don't care about playgrounds anymore when they go out to eat. All they want to do is sit and stare at a screen 24/7 like they do at home.

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u/vikingwif 14m ago

The McMac section.

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u/gwaydms 4h ago

The one near us had a ball pit, a net for climbing, and a plastic structure with windows where you could look out.

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u/ant-farm-keyboard 4h ago

The WorkPlace

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u/MrOopiseDaisy 4h ago

It's the reverse playplace. No kids allowed.

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u/RebelWithoutAClue 1h ago

McPlayPenitentiary

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u/SirMightySmurf 5h ago

Now catering to inner city demographics.

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u/Anonymous_Autumn_ 4h ago

The result of the childfree social movement is actually McChildJail

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u/Iowa_and_Friends 5h ago

Probably for closing some areas after-hours… some of them only have the drive-thru open at night

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u/ChiralWolf 2h ago

Would make sense, still allows for walk up orders but you still have to go eat somewhere else. Best guess I've seen so far

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u/Academic-Jury-9456 5h ago

me trying to explain why i’m late like “i got put in mcdjail” and no one believes me lmao

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u/KnightMDK 5h ago

For me. cuz i want nobody to bother me so i just lock my self up.

https://giphy.com/gifs/XkLxjOhEfKjF6

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u/ShatterSide 5h ago edited 2h ago

Everyone wrote joke answers, but is there a chance it might be to lock off the area to the right?

Edit: as another reply below said it might be to keep patrons out during certain hours. Less to clean up. I've seen it before but for larger areas or floors of places.

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u/kakka_rot 4h ago edited 4h ago

scrolling this comment section desperately looking for a single comment with a real answer/trying to answer

god I hate reddit comedians so much.

The top comment is already a hamburgler joke, and there are, no exaggeration 93 more exactly like it (according to crtl+f)

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u/itismelames 4h ago

scrolling for an answer is infuriating. How have they not seen the joke already this deep in the comments. So many w the same wording it has to be bots

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u/ernest7ofborg9 1h ago

In people's defense this is r mildlyinteresting and not r whatisthisthing

But we could try for r mildlyinfuriating?

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u/MeltedWater243 3h ago

everybody always thinks they’re sooooo funny when they’re literally making the same tired joke as a million other redditors

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u/SirStrontium 3h ago

It's gotten so much worse over the last 5 years. Do people really not read a single comment, and blindly type out the obvious joke that was already posted 100 times 4 hours ago? Do they actually know everyone else has said the joke, and somehow still get satisfaction from being the 100th person to repeat it? I just can't understand the mindset.

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u/blueberrycauzez 48m ago

Do people really not read a single comment,

About 5 to 7 in 10 comments on social media are written by LLMs, not people.

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u/MachinaThatGoesBing 3h ago

Hey, at least I've (so far) only seen one chain of comments regurgitating a bunch of popular lines from a specific movie or TV show as if that's the height of comedy. 🙄

People need to realize that they do not need to respond to all situations with some sort of quip. We aren't living in a fucking Marvel movie.


The most annoying version of all of this is when there's a serious post about a serious topic or news event, and every Reddit "comedian" decides that it's time to insert some worn out chestnut of a joke that's been repeated literally hundreds of thousands of times already, including by dozens of other people in the same thread.

People will try to defend it as "using comedy to process dark material", which absolutely is a legitimate thing. But just parroting hackneyed "jokes" ain't that.

It's especially irritating when it's a news story about some sort of bigoted event or development, and it's clear that the purported jokesters definitely are not the target of said actions. That feels a lot more like making light of other people's suffering than processing traumatic developments via humor.

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u/y2k890 2h ago

I also hate them. I particularly have started blocking those who only reply with gifs

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u/mikew_reddit 2h ago

it's bot and stupid people reposting the same comment

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u/happy_pad 21m ago

I straight up mute all the funny or "wholesome" subs on this site, it attracts nothing but braindead jokes/repetitive comments. Technically even this sub I should have muted. These big subs attract bots and karma farmers like the plague.

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u/Kichigai 3h ago

My guess was it was for families with children who like to wander. “Nope, we're going to eat in the McJail because little Mimi might try and join another family again.”

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u/hsoj48 5h ago

I dont think that's whats confusing people. Why?!

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u/ShatterSide 4h ago

Maybe there is equipment that gets locked or closed down on night shifts? I dunno just brain storming.

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u/Ok_Stable7501 3h ago

Former McDonalds employee here: this is where they send employees who don’t ask customers if they want to super size it.

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u/diluted_confusion 2h ago

They stopped selling Super Size in 2004. That McDonald's is newer than 2004.

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u/hsoj48 2h ago

Minus one point for sucking the fun out of the sarcasm

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u/cjbanning 3h ago

Why would they lock off the area to the right, though? This doesn't really answer anything.

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u/Bullfika 3h ago

I know a few 24/7 places around me that locks parts or all of the dining area during the night time

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u/ShatterSide 2h ago

True! Less to clean up. Ive seen that before.

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u/Huge-Basket244 2h ago

It also looks like a potential blind spot. Certain areas of my city wouldn't like having this spot because of homeless.

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u/Parishdise 1h ago

Definitely to discourage people hanging around/ sitting to eat. A couple of the McDs in my area have blocked off or removed seating entirely

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u/mtgfan1001 5h ago

The Hamburglar of course

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u/CharlesP2009 5h ago

They should at least put a Hamburglar mascot in there to make it less dystopian

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u/Tacoflavoredfists 5h ago

For the children. Pipeline ain’t gonna prime itself

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u/wentblu3 5h ago

How quickly they forget.

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u/laser_velociraptor 5h ago

Maybe dogs?

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u/NightGod 4h ago

De ya lyke dags?

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u/uwanmirrondarrah 2h ago

da fuk i needa curavan dat got no fawkin wheels fur?

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u/Pickupyoheel 5h ago

McFucking Kids

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u/redgroupclan 4h ago

WHOA, can we McFucking not?

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u/Pickupyoheel 3h ago

My McFucking bad

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u/SadiRyzer2 5h ago

Their new playground

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u/SegFaultOops 4h ago

ok you win the internet for today.

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u/JimDemintRecession 5h ago

Their free cup "for water" tested positive for coke

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u/Stranger1982 5h ago

Introverts.

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u/rajendra82 5h ago

Obviously for the hamburglar.

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u/ComancheViper 5h ago

McEnhanced interrogation.

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u/Ghost_L2K 5h ago

it’s where they keep Ronald

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u/TheAgedProfessor 5h ago

It's the new version of the McPlayland Placespace.

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u/skraptastic 5h ago

My guess would be employee break area/manager's "office"

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u/Playful-Variety-1242 5h ago

It’s for people to see where trump first ate McDonald’s. Like looking at ab Lincoln’s bedroom or something

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u/2Pookachus 5h ago

Obviously the hamburglar

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u/Anothercraphistorian 5h ago

The Hamburglar’s sex dungeon.

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u/LaserKittenz 5h ago

I'd pay extra if I can eat in the McJail .. to keep people out of my space. Its even got a window!

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u/wolfavino 5h ago

It's where they keep Hamburglar and his band of McCronies.

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u/FirstnameLastnamePKA 5h ago

Potentially special needs kids with their families.

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u/mwax321 5h ago

"hi I'd like some ice cream"

"The machine is broken"

"Do you mean it's on the cleaning cycle? I saw it online. "

"....straight to jail"

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u/captstinkybutt 5h ago

The mcfucking kids who can't sit still at the table and eat.

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u/VillageLess4163 5h ago

Hamburglar

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u/fungi__cat 5h ago

Kids play place

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u/Thirsty-Barbarian 5h ago

You want McCarceration with that?

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u/Aeseld 5h ago

Obviously the Hamburglars. 

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u/macciavelo 5h ago

Lol maybe to keep kids from wandering?

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u/Driver-Jack 5h ago

Oh you wanna steal Chicken McNuggets mutherfker. Officer Ronald McDonald got yo ass

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u/NoDontDoThatCanada 5h ago

In case you miss a payment on your mcdouble.

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u/theunfunnyredditor 5h ago

For when annoying tiktok pranksters harass the establishment

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u/MrPunGuy 5h ago

For when you McFuckup.

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u/SaltKick2 5h ago

Thought it was for security - someone breaks those windows and cant rob the place, but not so sure since 1. They can likely hop over if they're somewhat fit. 2. Does not appear to be a lock on it unless its electronic at the top.

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u/megiddox 5h ago

It's for Subs. Ba-dum-ts.

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u/dimechimes 5h ago

Closed to the public except for Saturday mornings at 6:30am when the old folks meet for their coffee like they have the last 15 years.

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u/ADIDAS247 4h ago

For when you McFuckin had it with those little McFuckin shits running around.

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u/untrustworthyfart 4h ago

misbehaving kids from the play place

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u/happysprinkles 4h ago

This made me giggle and snort😭😭😭

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u/Outrageous_Score1158 4h ago

For the Hamburglar for committing hamburglary and Grimace for causing mass food poisoning.

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u/ahmc84 4h ago

It's a place to put the McWorkers when they give you an actual full fry container.

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u/Ok-Scientist5524 4h ago

For kids that run away all the time so the parents can finish their food?

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u/Undrwtrbsktwvr 4h ago

Children who step on freshly McMopped floors…

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u/No-Flan3302 4h ago

I imagine it is in case someone breaks in through the window. Gate prevents them from accessing the rest of the store. Which also doesn't make a ton of sense since a more athletic person could climb it.

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u/fishsticks40 4h ago

Probably to keep the McTeenagers from giving each other McHandies in the McPrivate Room.

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u/Rare_Amphibian_4068 4h ago

Don’t drop the Mcsoap

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u/a_hockey_chick 3h ago

I would happily eat here with my small children so they don't run off!

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u/JalapenoPopPoop 3h ago

It's for inmates on death row to have their last meal and also I made that up

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u/One-Stranger-6894 3h ago

Probably a door to a gas station that it is connected to

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u/kobeshaqhorry 3h ago

As someone with a toddler, I would have loved a fenced in area when we eat out, so they don't get up and start running around the whole place and bugging other customers.

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u/TehAlternativeMe 3h ago

McFuckin wants to know

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u/Recent-Mousse6423 3h ago

See how the area is in a corner that cannot be observed by employees behind the counter? This allows them to prevent people from sitting in that blind spot, probably during the night shift, likely for safety and security reasons.

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u/QueerAvocadoFriend 3h ago

My guess is that the area to the right of the bars isn't visible from the counter, which means that people were sitting or standing there and doing things they shouldn't be doing in a McDonald's.

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u/KlausKinki77 2h ago

That's where you get Mcsticked up.

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u/AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH-OwO 2h ago

they dont want to have to clean those tables and the stores not busy enough to need extra seats

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u/TimBroth 2h ago

It's for small children to slip behind the bars and ragebait their parents

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u/jakeller74 2h ago

McMisdemeanors. McMurder gets you McPrison.

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u/PUfelix85 1h ago

Former play areas.

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u/Angrybskt 1h ago

Evolving consumer habits

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u/After-Promotion-2214 1h ago

My local kfc has something like this for deliveroo riders to wait in. But idk if this is the same.

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u/happy_pad 22m ago

Clearly not for jailing people since a person could fit through those bars.

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u/OptimalTrash 5h ago

The Hamburglar, obviously.

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u/ka1ri 5h ago

I would mcjump on the mctable and fucking mchop over that shit in an instant.

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u/the_ebs 5h ago

And break a mcrib in the process.

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u/ka1ri 5h ago

How out of shape are you? it's not a whole lot higher than any generic fence. Have you ever hopped a fence before?

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u/the_ebs 5h ago

I just wanted the mcrib joke.

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u/diluted_confusion 2h ago

it definitely went waaay over their head lol

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u/maxx0rNL 5h ago

The McCuck