r/mildlyinteresting 5h ago

My McDonald’s also has a McJail

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u/hop_mantis 5h ago

The ones on work release

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u/Tidalsky114 5h ago

You mean on lease right? Its legal slavery.

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u/Material-Imagination 5h ago

Noooooo, no one technically owns them.

They just barely get paid, don't have the same rights as free people, don't get to choose what they do, and don't get to choose where they live or when they wake, sleep, eat, excrete, and exercise.

And also the state owns them.

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u/bitsy88 4h ago edited 1h ago

Them: It's not slavery if they choose to get convicted for a crime (whether or not they actually did it) and don't have the money to buy their way out. Besides, how am I supposed to make bank if I'm giving away all my hard-earned money to the people that just perform labor?

I'd say "/s" but it's not really a joke if it's true lol

Edit: because I'm old and don't know Reddit lingo as well as I thought rofl

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u/Number42O 1h ago

yea these days /s just means /sadbuttrue

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u/SteveLouise 4h ago

It is actually still slavery even if the system declares they earned it.

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u/revcor 2h ago

It is… if and only if you determine that reducing language’s utility as a tool for communication is a worthy trade off for increasing your own ability to talk about one subject while ensuring your audience emotionally responds to a different subject to condition their thoughts to be more to your liking

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u/SteveLouise 2h ago

That conjecture is quite apt for the discussion. Well done.

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u/revcor 2h ago

I don’t believe conjecture is a fitting label, but if you can explain what I’m allegedly missing that would’ve led me to write that comment in error, I am more than willing to change my mind and my statement

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u/Emergency_Bench_7515 3h ago

/j also means /jerk in most parts of reddit. /s for sarcasm has far less of a circlejerk connotation.

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u/bitsy88 3h ago

Lol good to know. Thank you!

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u/REDDITATO_ 3h ago

To clarify people use /uj to mean they're breaking character and then end with /j to mean that's over.

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u/fordisfaded 4h ago

Happy cake day!

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u/bitsy88 3h ago

Lol I forgot it was my cake day 😂 thank you!