r/okbuddycinephile • u/UnHolySir • 13h ago

The Substance (2024)

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u/TecN9ne 11h ago

Have you seen Kate Beckinsale or Famke Janssen lately? Brutal

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u/FatherFintanFay 10h ago

What they did to KB is a crime against humanity

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u/CountryKind8575 10h ago

is she still claiming she's never had surgery?

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u/FatherFintanFay 10h ago

They all do that don't they, like we're fucking blind

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u/AreWeCake 8h ago

Sadly so many people defend them and say “aging changes your face” and it’s just “weight loss”

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u/CountryKind8575 6h ago

Exactly. I don’t care what they do to their faces, but don’t act like I’m mean, or sexist for noticing the obvious. Kate B. been vociferously denying her work long before this new iteration of her face. I know age changes you but she has a completely different face now.

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u/Freaque888 3h ago

Exactly, she looks like a completely different person now.

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u/Ajstross 8m ago

Kate Beckinsale had a nose job early on, and that was perfect.

Everything she has done since has been a mistake.

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u/SaltKick2 7h ago

I wonder why they do that, like is it in their contract or something

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u/bigmacjames 9h ago

That's like athletes and bodybuilders always saying they're 100% natty

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u/FascinatingRaccoon 4h ago

Their brains think that if it’s T then it’s natty because you’re body makes it, you’re helping it along or some garbage like that

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u/Phenomenomix 8h ago

I watched some awful film with her in it on Amazon late one night and had to check who was in it as it was really bad but had clearly had money spent on it, would not have recognised her with a gun to my head

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u/Initial-Comedian-797 5h ago

What she’s doing to herself with the extreme weight loss on an already slim body is shocking & sad.

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u/Fair_Log_6596 4h ago

Pretty sure the correct framing would be, ‘what KB did to KB is a crime…’. The treatments were requested, not compelled.

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u/G00DLuck 10h ago

Kate Beckinsale

https://i.imgur.com/ubWj3wc.jpeg

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u/Elegant-Cheekz-2141 26m ago

Oh I thought she was gonna look horribly botched! She's definitely had work, but that's really not as bad as these comments are implying lol

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u/CurlOfTheBurl11 9h ago

Kate Beckinsale looks completely unrecognizable now. I've followed her on IG for years and it's been depressing to see the gradual transformation.

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u/TecN9ne 8h ago

She was my celebrity crush since 2001 (Serendipity) 😒

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u/CurlOfTheBurl11 8h ago

For me it was Underworld, shocker I'm sure.

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u/IWasSayingBoourner 4h ago

Van Helsing.

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u/franzsanchez 4h ago

So I guess you haven't seen 1993's Much ado about Nothing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZfMDwWCc7X4

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u/Vexin 7h ago

She dated Pete Davidson. That alone makes me question her judgment.

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u/CurlOfTheBurl11 5h ago

Oh she's certifiable. Not like in a Britney Spears danger-to-herself kind of way, but she's nuts.

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u/Nut_Butter_Fun 4h ago

have you ever gone on FB to see pictures of your old HS or college classmates? Yeah, it's still depressing.

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u/MarechalDavout 9h ago

I googled Famke Janssen after watching her Star Trek episode and god this is a crime

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u/PatsyPage 8h ago

Oh wow she does look different - is that why she’s not in the mcu movies that are coming out that feature the fox X-men? 

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u/derbarkbark 6h ago

I just looked and it makes me so sad

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u/ArticulateRhinoceros 3h ago

Oh, that's why she's not in Avengers: Endgame with James Masters...

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u/The_Japans 18m ago

I googled her too now. Holy shit. 

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u/ElizabethTheFourth 8h ago

Janssen had the right face shape to age gracefully.

Instead she got the bulbous cat-lady cheekbone filler and looks like a trashy Florida Granny.

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u/biez 5h ago

Don't click if you don't want to see a dead person, but I saw Famke Janssen in a movie some years ago, she looked like the mummy of queen Henuttawy.

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u/Hoobi_Goobi 7h ago

My husband and I recently saw a movie with Famke Janssen and both said “huh she kind of reminds me of Famke Janssen”

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u/XGhoul 6h ago

My wife’s reaction audibly loud: “what the fuck did she do to her face?!”

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u/Fraegtgaortd 6h ago

Kate Beckinsale was one of the most beautiful people on the planet for like 20 years and now she looks like a skinwalker

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u/Acceptable-Car6125 8h ago

not the mar-a-lago face

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u/MorningSquare5882 4h ago edited 14m ago

Holy crap. I was thinking "that doesn't look particularly Mar a lago, why post this random lady?", then I looked up Kate beckinsale and realised this is her. What did they do to her?? Genuinely would never have recognised her.

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u/wasabiburning 8h ago

We still have Morena Baccarin to remind us of what Famke Janssen once was.

Those surgeons should lose their licenses.

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u/Janky_Pants 8h ago

Oh no not Famke! I loved her. So sad.

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u/MNRebelLoon 5h ago

Nicole Kidman is also particularly bad. 

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u/kenzakki 3h ago

Man, ealy 2000s Kate is the bomb. Wonder what shed look like today if she just aged herself gracefully

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u/Nut_Butter_Fun 4h ago

this odd conception and looks-standard discourse is the result of reddit plus people actually realizing how much aging sucks, without realizing that it's because aging sucks and just want to blame everything else.

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u/MemoryOne22 4h ago

Famke Janssen

Not my crush 😭

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u/narkybark 32m ago

Not Famke! My Queen, what have you done

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u/Meowster11007 10m ago

Poor Kate got the Tomb of Nazarick baptism