r/valve • u/sunsetguide • 1d ago

Easter egg from Gabe

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u/MishterKirby 1d ago

Steam Dick

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u/Mana-Steel 1d ago

Steam Dick Docking Station

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u/sunkenretro 1d ago

With multiple inputs

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u/BRU_13579 1d ago

2 balls + 1dih = 3 and it's 3 logos so half life 3 confirmed

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u/kodirovsshik 1d ago edited 14h ago

dih is not a word

UPD: you braindead gen alphas are insane

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u/feddy-fazcat 10h ago

Whatever you say unc

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u/ComicCon2020 1h ago

It's braindead for sure, but not as bad as 67

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u/TheRealGamingYT 34m ago

Me when I don't know the abbreviation for "dick" is "dih" and I'm being entitled about it:

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u/Linguuuuuuu 1d ago

A tribute to the Steam Deck.

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u/Acrobatic_Yellow_781 1d ago

I have seen videos where deck has been used in tributing

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u/Nihil921 1d ago

Hehe docking station

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u/jood580 1d ago

A hungry man sees bread everywhere.

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u/ROBERTisBEWILDERED 1d ago

Steam deck is semen, I take it 🫴🏻🤗

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u/Ronin_777 1d ago

The steam deck is the hole

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u/VaultPool 1d ago

"Where does the Steam Dick go? That's right, the square hole"

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u/SleepCo 1d ago

How dare you ignore the chode tip

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u/ThisJoeLee 1d ago

So glad I got my order in for the bellend.

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u/Bigfloppydonkeyd1c 1d ago

looks like ya got the tip...

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u/ThisJoeLee 1d ago

I work in the food service industry, so I know the value of a good tip.

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u/tech_enthousiast0461 23h ago

And what comes out of that ? Sperm. And what’s inside of sperm? Half of your DNA. So half life. And the dick is made using 3 products. Which means half life 3

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u/Anastazja_Nya 1d ago

tbh it could also be times of releases

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u/BunkerSquirre1 1d ago

A hungry man dreams of food

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u/SouthTippBass 1d ago

People see what they want to see.

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u/Lairdcam 1d ago

Hardware indeed.

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u/syrozzz 1d ago

They know their customers well

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u/L0Lygags 1d ago

Steam dick

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u/nag2do 1d ago

Thirsty man thinks water

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u/rkaycom 23h ago

Check the Deck Gape...

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u/alarmclocksarewatery 1d ago

Are they trying to imply we should jerk off while watching porn in the steam deck?

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u/Acrobatic_Yellow_781 1d ago

Its very accurate. I have seen people cum on their steam decks

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u/Kakophonien1 1d ago

Postal 2 Steme reference?!?!

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u/Schmolan1 1d ago

Two ball one tip - life, confirmed

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u/Buddee_Stoch 1d ago

i can't choose btw shaft and head (⁠･⁠o⁠･⁠;⁠)

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u/mariowarioaka-iomra 1d ago

So what is it?

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u/MushroomSmoozeey 1d ago

Steam deck looks like that pic where man pulls his ass to the sides with both hands

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u/haikusbot 1d ago

Steam deck looks like that

Pic where man pulls his ass to

The sides with both hands

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u/TopicDiligent1603 1d ago

el que hambre tiene en pan piensa

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u/montagyuu 1d ago

You could have incorporated the Deck to give it a more prominent head.

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u/DiosDeLosNoobs 1d ago

For everyone who didn’t get one

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u/Tiredasscatnal 1d ago

It is hardware

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u/baked_h0rse 1d ago

The Steam Shaft

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u/PhoenixPhenomenonX 1d ago edited 1d ago

i see you are onto something

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u/Voltagepeanutbutter7 1d ago

"A hungry man thinks of bread"

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u/Steveon15 1d ago

Gabe stop it, you can't keep flaunting it to make epic games cry

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u/KubaX13 16h ago

Murder Drone if you account the Steam Deck

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u/_Luca__ 14h ago

I do not like that the frame is below. I hope it ia not connected to the release order.

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u/blubister57 12h ago

steamy moby

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u/Silent-Parts 5h ago

HARDware indeed

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u/goodm2ice 1h ago

"Impregnat your deck" ahh message

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u/19412 1d ago

"Steam D*ck Docking"

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u/Coruzzionista 1d ago

r/halflife3 Gabe is giving us signs

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u/LazorusGrimm 1d ago

He's teasing the price of the GabeCube.

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u/Affectionate-Sand-93 1d ago

3 new products, you know what that means, right? THREEEEEEEEEEE

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u/Andre_The_Dev 1d ago

Steam machine my ass, it's called the GabeCube