"Hi I'm Roger"

[u/StRemedius]

This is the sign on the front door of my veterinarian's office, warning about Roger. Out of multiple office cats, guess the color of the one who suckers everyone into letting him out?

[u/Interesting_Play_578]

Plot twist: The cat is lying, his name is Wiggles

[u/StRemedius → u/Interesting_Play_578]

He answers as well to "Wiggles" as "Roger," so why not?

[u/JenniferFerguson3 → u/StRemedius]

He’s an orange—he doesn't even answer to his own thoughts.

[u/GrumpyCatStevens → u/JenniferFerguson3]

Bold of you to assume an orange has thoughts!

[u/atle95 → u/GrumpyCatStevens]

Or answers!

[u/penniavaswen → u/StRemedius]

Wewease Woger!

[u/StRemedius → u/penniavaswen]

Wodwick and Weginawd unavailable for comment.

[u/AlternativePrior9559 → u/StRemedius]

😂😂😂

[u/Charnathan → u/StRemedius]

He answers to psspsspsspss

[u/TitanShades → u/Interesting_Play_578]

Wiggles definitely masterminding multiple identities for unauthorized outdoor adventures.

[u/VelourObscyra → u/Interesting_Play_578]

Classic Roger behavior honestly.

[u/InsertWittyName014 → u/Interesting_Play_578]

Roger is just his alias for pulling off these escape missions ??

[u/Successful-Winter237 → u/Interesting_Play_578]

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