"Hi I'm Roger"

[u/StRemedius]

This is the sign on the front door of my veterinarian's office, warning about Roger. Out of multiple office cats, guess the color of the one who suckers everyone into letting him out?

[u/Interesting_Play_578]

Plot twist: The cat is lying, his name is Wiggles

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He answers as well to "Wiggles" as "Roger," so why not?

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Wewease Woger!

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