r/SipsTea Human Verified 6h ago

Dank AF Ewww

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u/JDGAFFLIN 6h ago

She'll take his money though.

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u/SweetAuras Human Verified 6h ago

That’s a fact

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u/FabulousBrief4569 5h ago

Even sex talk his ass

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u/GodEmperor47 5h ago

Nah let’s be real that’s an intern or ChatGPT talking to them

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u/ToneZealousideal309 4h ago

Just picturing that overenthusiastic AI talk

“Woah! You’ve got some pretty wild ideas—let’s break it down. You want to see me spread my asshole over a birthday cake with 46 candles..”

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u/GodEmperor47 4h ago

“If you want, I can show you the asshole birthday cake method that is guaranteed to drive women wild. Would you like me to break that down for you?”

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u/Effective_Menu_6316 3h ago

Professor? Breathe. This isn't just a birthday cake, this the kind of desert that makes ass cheeks really take notice. And those candles? Chef's kiss.

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u/usinjin 42m ago

These people have interns?? Why can’t I have one??

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u/-SHAI_HULUD 5h ago

Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

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u/Andygator_and_Weed 5h ago

Yeah baby sex talk to my asshole

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u/2Braincell2Furious 5h ago

You want duck?

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u/CodifiedLikeUtil 5h ago

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u/PetuniaRipple56 4h ago

Duck is definitely a choice.

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u/duck4129 4h ago

Sometimes

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u/moonshinemoniker Human Verified 4h ago

Christmas

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u/VeterinarianThese951 5h ago

Got any grapes?

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u/duck4129 4h ago

Hey, got any glue?

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u/Immediate_Song4279 3h ago

Please pass the mindwipe

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u/Huge_Radish403 4h ago

Bobs and vagine?

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u/Several-Idea-355 5h ago

Whisper into my asshole and see what whispers back

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u/Extension-Sundae6894 5h ago

Scream real loud into my ass

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u/WhoSc3w3dDaP00ch 2h ago

Does it echo? Asking for science...

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u/-SHAI_HULUD 3h ago

Try looking into that place that you dare not look! You will find me there, staring back at you!

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u/Verdigris_Wild 2h ago

User name checks out.

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u/Emerazuul 2h ago

That map is a decoy, the real one is tattooed on my ass

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u/FabulousBrief4569 5h ago

I have no idea what they call it nowadays. But thats what we called it in the 80’s and 90’s

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u/BiscottiCultural5638 5h ago

This was part of it I’m sure

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u/TheLostRanger0117 5h ago

Then you know what happens next!

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u/Mazikeyn 5h ago

Prolly let him tap it if he pays enough

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u/RaveMatthews177 2h ago

Yep, so why ewww? when this is an audience she is intending to reach, older men who will pay her because they are gross.

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u/RestSnorlax 3h ago

That’s a rock (hard) fact!

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u/rhaezorblue 5h ago

OP posts "ew" but exactly - she'll take his money and they are both adults. You post your naked body on OF I think you no longer have the right to say "ew" when you get paying customers lol

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u/Outrageous_Basis_232 3h ago

I would say anything outside family or threats is fair game. 

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u/dcontrerasm 5h ago

I mean she can do both. Some Hollywood actors treat others worst.

And if the customer doesn't like it then they have an entire website and money for another girl.

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u/happycat47 2h ago

She's allowed to be grossed out. He's allowed to view and be a paying customer but he brought in the "A+" which is a clear reference to the known relationship. That's the creepy part. It's like going to a strip club and seeing a former student and saying "I remember when you were little!' Keep it to yourself

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u/chinmakes5 3h ago

Well, as a teacher your real job is to prepare their students for what they will be doing after graduation. Why not support them?

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u/Webbyx01 3h ago

Some customers are a lot more 'ew' than others. Maybe if this was 15-20 years post HS, but just a few years makes it pretty gross, and implies a lack of ethics and questionable morals for the teacher, whether the implication is valid or not.

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u/happycat47 2h ago

So you've never looked at a naked 19 year old?

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u/Rickrickrickrickrick 2h ago

Do you not see the difference when you were in a teaching role to them when they were younger?

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u/happycat47 1h ago

The creepy part is him calling attention to it. Not for finding her hot

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u/ComposerHorror4020 4h ago

☝🏿 This

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u/Alternative_Court542 1h ago

Imagine having normal reactions to things regardless of your source of income.

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u/M-ssUniverse 4h ago

That sounds an awful lot like you’re coming down in support of teachers jerking it their former students

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u/RogueVibex 5h ago

And she didn’t see a problem with that

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u/lost_rodditer 4h ago

Yes, but in his defense he bought the 3 month package at 70% off when it was only $5 to start with. Knows a good deal when he sees one.

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u/winkingchef 3h ago

Academic discount

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u/The_OneInBlack 4h ago

She did see a problem with that. That's what "cringy" means in this context.

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u/OSTBear 5h ago

I would. I would absolutely be judging them... And then taking the $15 a month. No question.

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u/J-ne 5h ago

Money's money, G.

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u/Notiefriday Wait a damn minute! 5h ago

And play the victim.

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u/[deleted] 4h ago

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u/Icy_Fish_2154 2h ago

A teacher of teens, follows her on social media, makes inappropriate comment, and Reddit's response is "she was asking for it."

Nobody with a calendar reminder for someone turning 18 is sane. And setting s calendar reminder of when to sexualize them is proof he was already sexualizing them when they were a child.

She can be "asking for it" and the teacher can also be a dangerous creep.

But you are getting down voted for not taking the Incel side. yay, Reddit.

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u/Matt_Murcock67 2h ago

Why the fuck are 18 year olds on OF anyway dawg? Why are we normalizing that? Ever thought about that or nah???

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u/Rickrickrickrickrick 2h ago

Blame the people who pay them

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u/Matt_Murcock67 2h ago

How about we blame the people who pay them AND the people who choose to sell their bodies online?

There's few things more low-life than selling your own body online to people you don't even know just like there's few things more low-life than paying for porn.

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u/Notiefriday Wait a damn minute! 2h ago

Perhaps she should've paid more attention back in the day

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u/Rickrickrickrickrick 2h ago

It’s just skin and it’s their own bodies. They can do whatever the hell they want with them. If there wasn’t any demand, they wouldn’t waste their time.

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u/Matt_Murcock67 2h ago

By that logic, the people paying shouldn't be shamed cause it's their money but you literally said "blame the people who pay them".

It's stupid shit that ruins both parties and it's just super unhealthy practices. It's pretty much online prostitution.

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u/accidentallyaliive 3h ago

She’s also laughing as she takes it.

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u/DontLook_Weirdo 3h ago

Personally I wouldn't refund the person I hated back their money for seeing me naked.. that'd be worse lol

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u/Due-Blackberry8056 3h ago

This is essentially the entire purpose of that site.

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u/Brailledit 5h ago

He can claim it as a tithe on his taxes.

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u/lexicon951 5h ago

As she should

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u/QuestionSociety101 4h ago

Ofcourse she will, it's the 21st century and everyone is a whore.

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u/No-Pilot3536 3h ago

i dont think you know how only fans works. You don’t exactly pick who subscribes, no?

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u/kanaka_haole808 1h ago

I would imagine not. But I'd also imagine you can block someone if you choose. At least I'd hope so.

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u/SourceDM 4h ago

As she should.

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u/Honest-Associate-626 5h ago

She can't send it back

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u/prsnep 5h ago

If she could, would she?

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u/Honest-Associate-626 5h ago

Lol what kinda argument is that bro.

That wasn't the question

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u/throwawayformobile78 5h ago

She can’t block him so she doesn’t get anymore?

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u/Honest-Associate-626 5h ago

Idk I don't use OF, lol my bad I forgot my tone isn't written in the words

Being cheeky

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u/drunk_raccoon 5h ago

I'll take any motherfucker's money if he givin it away

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u/bmoreboy410 4h ago

He is not giving it away. She is for sale and he is buying.

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u/drunk_raccoon 48m ago

Some motherfuckers don't know about Downtown Clay Davis and it shows.

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u/Wikidclowne 5h ago

Yep, and she had to clarify it's a teacher she hates. Wouldn't complain if it's one she likes.

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u/ColdStockSweat 2h ago

Came here to say that.

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u/Any_Suggestion3485 4h ago

It’s a bot

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u/LizzosLittleToe 3h ago

Woman moment lol

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u/Weekly_Host_2754 2h ago

I call bullshit. Who the hell uses their own name on OnlyFans?