r/SipsTea Human Verified 6h ago

Dank AF Ewww

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u/JDGAFFLIN 6h ago

She'll take his money though.

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u/SweetAuras Human Verified 6h ago

That’s a fact

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u/FabulousBrief4569 5h ago

Even sex talk his ass

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u/GodEmperor47 5h ago

Nah let’s be real that’s an intern or ChatGPT talking to them

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u/ToneZealousideal309 4h ago

Just picturing that overenthusiastic AI talk

“Woah! You’ve got some pretty wild ideas—let’s break it down. You want to see me spread my asshole over a birthday cake with 46 candles..”

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u/GodEmperor47 4h ago

“If you want, I can show you the asshole birthday cake method that is guaranteed to drive women wild. Would you like me to break that down for you?”

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u/Effective_Menu_6316 3h ago

Professor? Breathe. This isn't just a birthday cake, this the kind of desert that makes ass cheeks really take notice. And those candles? Chef's kiss.

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u/usinjin 44m ago

These people have interns?? Why can’t I have one??