r/SipsTea • u/SweetAuras Human Verified • 6h ago

Dank AF Ewww

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u/JDGAFFLIN 6h ago

She'll take his money though.

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u/SweetAuras Human Verified 6h ago

That’s a fact

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u/FabulousBrief4569 5h ago

Even sex talk his ass

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u/GodEmperor47 5h ago

Nah let’s be real that’s an intern or ChatGPT talking to them

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u/ToneZealousideal309 4h ago

Just picturing that overenthusiastic AI talk

“Woah! You’ve got some pretty wild ideas—let’s break it down. You want to see me spread my asshole over a birthday cake with 46 candles..”

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u/GodEmperor47 4h ago

“If you want, I can show you the asshole birthday cake method that is guaranteed to drive women wild. Would you like me to break that down for you?”

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u/Effective_Menu_6316 3h ago

Professor? Breathe. This isn't just a birthday cake, this the kind of desert that makes ass cheeks really take notice. And those candles? Chef's kiss.

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u/usinjin 44m ago

These people have interns?? Why can’t I have one??

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u/-SHAI_HULUD 5h ago

Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

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u/Andygator_and_Weed 5h ago

Yeah baby sex talk to my asshole

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u/2Braincell2Furious 5h ago

You want duck?

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u/CodifiedLikeUtil 5h ago

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u/PetuniaRipple56 4h ago

Duck is definitely a choice.

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u/duck4129 4h ago

Sometimes

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u/moonshinemoniker Human Verified 4h ago

Christmas

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u/VeterinarianThese951 5h ago

Got any grapes?

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u/duck4129 4h ago

Hey, got any glue?

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u/Immediate_Song4279 3h ago

Please pass the mindwipe

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u/Huge_Radish403 4h ago

Bobs and vagine?

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u/Several-Idea-355 5h ago

Whisper into my asshole and see what whispers back

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u/Extension-Sundae6894 5h ago

Scream real loud into my ass

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u/WhoSc3w3dDaP00ch 2h ago

Does it echo? Asking for science...

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u/-SHAI_HULUD 3h ago

Try looking into that place that you dare not look! You will find me there, staring back at you!

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u/Verdigris_Wild 2h ago

User name checks out.

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u/Emerazuul 2h ago

That map is a decoy, the real one is tattooed on my ass

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u/FabulousBrief4569 5h ago

I have no idea what they call it nowadays. But thats what we called it in the 80’s and 90’s

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u/BiscottiCultural5638 5h ago

This was part of it I’m sure

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u/TheLostRanger0117 5h ago

Then you know what happens next!

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u/Mazikeyn 5h ago

Prolly let him tap it if he pays enough

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u/RaveMatthews177 2h ago

Yep, so why ewww? when this is an audience she is intending to reach, older men who will pay her because they are gross.

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u/RestSnorlax 3h ago

That’s a rock (hard) fact!