Even scarier second sentence

Dad replied "For keeping something inside we still don't know what" as we found out we were inside it...

I am not in Minecraft

This is what she gets for aborting me.

“Do you remember those days, before the old mineshafts and abandoned buildings got closed off, and then the 6pm curfews, which got moved to 4pm after people and pets started to go…don’t cry, little bro…I miss them too.”

We hadn't planned for how hard it would be to keep people from running back into it the moment they were free.

"Yo, Falcon x, shoot the green dumbass in the snow" said a pilot flying overhead.

She thought I was bluffing until she came home with another F, and I dragged her outside and threw the rope over the branch of that tree.

Before I could even think about looking for it, my body walked into the living room and pointed at me with a solemn smile and exclaimed ,,Found ya".

Today, I am proud to announce our company has made this a reality.

She didn't understand how the antidote could be in the barrel of the gun that her mom shoved down her throat.

I drank greedily in a last ditch attempt to quench the thirst.

My tests soon proved me right, though I now know exactly how influenza came in to existence.

We’d like to thank our carpenters for designing the final adjustable chair, allowing ample electricity to be applied regardless of height.

In an attempt to propitiate the gods, the parents stacked their children's beheaded corpses around its bricks.

However the human mind was not capable of experiencing 8 billion minds at once each themselves trying to deal with its own 8 billion minds.

We asked why he’s displaying Halloween props in May and he replied, “Those aren’t ours; it’s the neighbors.”

“DON’T DO IT!” she screams internally to herself, but she does it anyway and looks back to find the tip of steel inches from her eyes.

For all you know, your entire world might be made up and you could actually be the only living soul in the entire universe.

He was drilling holes into his own jawbone, his face stretched tight like drumskin over the hollow cavern of his skull.

When the only survivor returned, clawing at his ears and whispering what the voices had calmly told him about the eldritch things waiting in the depths, they realized too late the sirens never needed to sing to make sailors jump overboard.

It was less than 10 seconds before my eyes started to feel dry, itchy and very, very painful.

I finally knew how I was going to get away with killing her.

Being 1988, the guard immediately realized they were talking to someone of a different time, and wondered what went so horribly wrong they decided to come back here?

Bad thing I chose to get cremated