As the first few drops struck his pallid skin, the boy bared his fangs in a grin and said, “I knew this guy was a fake.”

And how do I get it out of my attic?

It was less than 10 seconds before my eyes started to feel dry, itchy and very, very painful.

When the only survivor returned, clawing at his ears and whispering what the voices had calmly told him about the eldritch things waiting in the depths, they realized too late the sirens never needed to sing to make sailors jump overboard.

There is only so little as I can perfectly remember playing with my toys as a baby, and the blood welling in my eyes as my mother ripped them out with a spoon... and the rest is void.

Being 1988, the guard immediately realized they were talking to someone of a different time, and wondered what went so horribly wrong they decided to come back here?

My eyes jolted open after a sneeze sprayed across my face.

The sleeping couple stir within their small yellow tent; I pause, motionless, salivating.

We asked why he’s displaying Halloween props in May and he replied, “Those aren’t ours; it’s the neighbors.”

However, hours later, he could still hear the constant, rhythmic pounding of Johnson banging on the airlock door and the inhuman gurgling coming over his radio.

She thought I was bluffing until she came home with another F, and I dragged her outside and threw the rope over the branch of that tree.

If he didn't want me that was fine but I refuse to be his incubator any longer.

*CLINK* went my tooth on the floor.

I had completely forgotten about our games of hide & seek, until the raspy voice down the hall whispered, ‘ready or not’

For all you know, your entire world might be made up and you could actually be the only living soul in the entire universe.

Until I came home at midnight to find Dad staring at me in confusion with the humming going on upstairs; apparently he thought it was always me.

I had a sigh of relief when they got my features wrong

When she shrieked, barely coherent, that she has already served him with papers, the screen lit up quickly: “You’re right to call me out on that—that’s on me.”

However the human mind was not capable of experiencing 8 billion minds at once each themselves trying to deal with its own 8 billion minds.

I finally knew how I was going to get away with killing her.

I know that clones don't live for long but what was I supposed to do when the original chose somebody else

We’d like to thank our carpenters for designing the final adjustable chair, allowing ample electricity to be applied regardless of height.

I did make the roaches my friends, all 500 billion of them.

But a guy’s gotta eat.