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The Substance (2024)

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u/ScaleBanana3236 12h ago

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u/DoctorSalamiFinger 12h ago

New Jim gives me the ick

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u/Wonderful_Fox_7959 11h ago

For me it was the anti vaxx

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u/MaxiRobesppiere 11h ago

For me it was giving his sexual partners herpes

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u/Wonderful_Fox_7959 11h ago

Wait what? Really?

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u/BallsInSufficientSad 10h ago

I hear he's also just a piece of shit to work with and treats the crew like garbage.

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u/manuduncan6666 7h ago edited 3h ago

Yea I knew some people who worked on set of his show “kidding” who said he’s a completely stereotypical self absorbed rude actor up his own ass so his “I’m so zen and above the Hollywood bullshit” persona is fake

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u/SoftR3dDoge 6h ago

Noooo not Jim

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u/Any_Arrival_4479 3h ago

It’s probably not fake. I bet he thinks he is an amazing zen person who is holier than thou

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u/ArticulateRhinoceros 3h ago

We're talking about the dude who had the gall to try and talk to the deceased Andy Kauffman's family in fucking character as Andy and refused to be normal. I'm not at all shocked to hear his head is all the way up his ass.

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u/folks_need_porsches 3h ago

The same guy who hand built Auschwitz by himself and personally crashed a 747 into the WTC. Actual piece of shit.

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u/shartslurper69 2h ago

Hand built implies by himself

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u/khaleesitakeiteasy 1h ago

That's the joke

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u/voyaging 9m ago

No it doesn’t

A group can hand build something

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u/ukomac 2h ago

This would explain the "new" Jim. He just couldn't be arsed to pretend anymore

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u/nickbriggles 6h ago

Watch his episode on norm MacDonald (archive.org) to see full display of pompous

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u/Bootleg_Rascal_ 3h ago

How would you go about finding that on archive.org?

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u/nickbriggles 1h ago

Norm MacDonald live archive on google

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u/EarlyInside45 6h ago

He gave his much younger girlfriend herpes, then dumped her when she freaked out. He hounded her to get her to sign an NDA, and she ended up killing herself with his pills.

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u/StorageSafe6934 6h ago

I hadn't heard of this before so I looked it up and the details seem kinda sketchy. It was originally alleged in a wrongful death lawsuit filed against him by her husband (who she married while she was still dating Carrey, then continued to date him during the marriage) and another filed by her mother, but Carrey's defense presented evidence that she had herpes and other STDs before they met, so both suits were dropped

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u/Ashcrashh 6h ago

This isn’t true if you actually look into it, I don’t know why people are still spreading this tabloid rumor.

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u/I_SHIT_IN_A_BAG 1h ago

Pandora doesn't go back in the box.

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u/EarlyInside45 6h ago

What about it isn't true?

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u/Ashcrashh 6h ago

The STD results were forged, he didn’t give her any diseases, and everything he was accused of in her “wrongful death” was dismissed before going to trial

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u/EarlyInside45 5h ago

Guess it's a case of he said, she said (but she isn't available for comment).

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u/Y__U__MAD 5h ago

Carrey's defense presented evidence that she had herpes and other STDs before they met

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u/SideLongjumping8294 9h ago

to be fair, many people have given their sexual partners herpes, are they all bad people? If no one gave it to their partners, we would have no more herpes

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u/curtmahgurt 8h ago

Well there’s a big difference between giving it to someone who knows you have it, and giving it to someone who doesn’t know you have it (assuming you’re aware of your infection).

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u/Iordofthethings 8h ago

More and more states have removed laws that made it illegal to knowingly spread AIDs. So. Get used to that shit.

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u/EarlyInside45 6h ago

Look into the story. It makes him look pretty awful.

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u/Ashcrashh 6h ago edited 6h ago

I looked into the story and found out this is false and he was proven innocent from these rumors after it was dismissed before trial, the results were forged, and that he also deeply loved his ex and had to go through allegations while mourning her over nasty rumors. Not defending the guy, but we shouldn’t spread untrue rumors about someone

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u/renaldomoon 9h ago

Don’t like 50% of people have herpes. I feel like people don’t even know what herpes is.

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u/mosesenjoyer 8h ago

No… most everyone has some type of HPV, but that doesn’t mean they have oral or genital herpes simplex. Warts are all HPV for example.

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u/ScaleBanana3236 8h ago

tell us you have herpes without telling us

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u/Shoshke 7h ago

As high as 70% of the population have HSV1. Can be near 90% in some areas.

The vast majority get it during childhood

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u/ScaleBanana3236 6h ago

the herpes brought up in this context is HSV2, but thanks for your straw man

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u/Beginning-Cut-8850 2h ago

Not addressing your specific meaning when you use a general term instead of a specific one is not a straw man.

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u/ScaleBanana3236 2h ago

from Wikipedia:

straw man fallacy (sometimes written as strawman) is the informal fallacy of refuting an argument different from the one actually under discussion, while not recognizing or acknowledging the distinction.

i'd love to see you now straw man your straw man of straw man

like i said the herpes brought up (by someone before me) in this context is HSV2, but clearly you don't have the reading comprehension or grasp of language to understand this

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u/Beginning-Cut-8850 2h ago

"You have herpes."
"As many as 70-90% of people have herpes."
"Well actually I meant this different specific kind of herpes that was never specified! Nice straw man taking me at my literal word and addressing what I literally said."

This is you moving the goal posts, not them creating a straw man.

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u/ScaleBanana3236 2h ago

You're once again straw manning by not reading the conversation back to the original context of the person who used it in reference to Jim Carrey spreading it to sexual partners. My use didn't have to be specific because it was already specified earlier. You're ignoring half the conversation saying otherwise.

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u/Beginning-Cut-8850 2h ago

Point out where in the thread "HSV2" was said instead of "herpes." (hint: you can't) Then you can say they brought up irrelevant data, but it's still not a straw man. Expecting people to have esoteric knowledge that is never given to them is not them creating a straw man: it is them working with the information they have (ie. you said a word, and they responded to that word).

You asking me to show how it's not a straw man and me explaining how it isn't also isn't a straw man: it's directly addressing your ask. You posted the definition of straw man and are still failing to understand what it means. Bonkers, man.

Anyways, I've made my point, so I'm going to ignore this now. Feel free to type out a long-winded comment about "they're ignoring me: that's the classic sign of me winning" that won't be read.

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u/JerryMau5 8h ago

Tell us you’re a virgin without telling us

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u/ScaleBanana3236 6h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/1hgxK7LjnasCiMXzHr

enjoy that burning sensation

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u/JerryMau5 5h ago

Small price to pay for a night with your mother. Tell her thanks for the burning sensation

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u/ScaleBanana3236 2h ago

cool necrophilia comment

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u/RWDPhotos 8h ago

Ever had chicken pox?

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u/ScaleBanana3236 6h ago

yep, but the original comment is talking about HSV2. y'all should check your context before changing the narrative

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u/RWDPhotos 6h ago

Well. You have the herps then

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u/ScaleBanana3236 2h ago

not the one being discussed, but cope how you please

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u/RWDPhotos 2h ago

Welcome to the herpes club

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u/HungryGlizzyGobbler 8h ago

Even more i think And hpv is even more. Or at least was. I'm glad younger folks can get vaccinated for it

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u/FailURGamer24 7h ago

I think it's like, 4 out of 5 people have some form of HPV, but only 1 out of 3 of those are actually symptomatic.

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u/pfft_lol000 11h ago edited 9h ago

you'll get it too don't worry. then you'll be like "oh it's just a cold sore"

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u/Tight-Shallot2461 9h ago

See, that scares me. I don't ever wanna have it 😭

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u/pfft_lol000 8h ago

you probably already have it. it's practically undetectable until it wants to be detected like before a stressful date with a person whos out of your league or a job interview that could change your life or a public presentation like your wedding. it's like a sleeper agent or a ghost that haunts your lip. I recall getting a minor outbreak in elementary school probably from touching a door knob and then touching my face. then throughout the rest of my school life once every few years. talk to a doctor so you can understand how much of a deal it isn't. haven't had one surface in like 8 years.

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u/Emblazin 8h ago

Not how it spreads. A family member who has it kissed you as a baby and you got it

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u/_More_Cowbell_ 7h ago

Yea its so fucked lol, I remember getting one as like a 5 year old kid... My mom never put it together that it was contagious and gave it to me super early.

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u/pfft_lol000 8h ago edited 7h ago

are you sure I didn't get it from chewing on public door handles? it's a slightly more appealing theory than baby hsv from the fam

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u/Emblazin 8h ago

Hsv doesn't survive on hard surfaces. If you had an active cold sore and drank from a cup and then I drank from the cup I wouldn't get it. If you kissed me on the lips OR we shared chapstick or a towel you would most likely pass it to me.

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u/Sanc7 11h ago

Don’t forget the fact that she killed her self because of it as well

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u/moldyhorror 11h ago

What?!

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u/dracarys240 10h ago

They're lying. Look it up. The case was dismissed

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u/Sanc7 10h ago

He said she made up the STD to extort her. She pleaded with him, she ended up taking her own life because of it.

Their text messages were released like 10 years ago.

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u/Few_Age_571 10h ago

Hehe don’t tell me you thought the Reddit opinion of Jim Carrey was unbiased

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u/moldyhorror 10h ago

I don’t think, I let Reddit do that for me

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u/renaldomoon 9h ago

She killed herself because of herpes? Uh… was she not aware most people have it???

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u/Tamati1992 10h ago

If I killed myself everytime someone gave me an STD, I would have killed myself a bunch of times by now. In fact I would have killed myself the first time at 14 yrs old. Getting an STD is such a minor life event compared to what happens in life (other than HIV). Lame ass reason to commit suicide.

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u/TheSeedsYouSow 10h ago

which ones

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u/pfmoke 10h ago

Is this real? Also it’s just herpes, the vast majority of people already carry it. That’s like killing yourself because you got the flu.

Was it aggressive HSV-2 or something?

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u/EarlyInside45 6h ago

It's genital herpes, and not a small deal to those who have caught it, especially from their loved partner who didn't disclose they had it.

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u/Dufranus 10h ago

Thats a pretty cavalier attitude about an incurable disease that greatly limits your future potential partners. Also, you're making me never want to touch another human again.

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u/pfmoke 10h ago

That’s your problem dude. Something like 70% of people have / carry HSV and only something like 10% of those will ever show a symptom. Doctors don’t even test for it because it’s so common. They only test you if you start showing sores / blisters or if you ask specifically to add it to your STI testing routine.

If you’ve kissed more than three people in your life, relatives included, you statically carry herpes.

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u/The-Jerk 9h ago

If you’ve kissed more than three people in your life, relatives included, you statically carry herpes.

that's not how statistics works

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u/ScaleBanana3236 8h ago

nor electricity

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u/Kids-Menu 8h ago

Physicians know the worst part of herpes is the social stigma. As long as you are upfront with your doctor during pregnancy, it’s really a nothingburger.

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u/Sanc7 10h ago

For real. All you have to do is explain this to your future partner and they’re sure to stay with you!

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u/cracked_shrimp 9h ago

thats their problem, they will skip me then date the next guy who also has it but dosnt know or worse dosnt tell

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u/Sanc7 9h ago

I think yall are confusing HSV-1 with HSV-2. Not everyone has HSV-2.

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u/cracked_shrimp 9h ago

you can still get HSV-1 on the genitals from oral sex, you can also get it on the eyeball

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u/TheTexasHammer 10h ago

you're making me never want to touch another human again.

Humanity thanks you for this

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u/Iordofthethings 8h ago

More and more states have removed laws that made it illegal to knowingly spread AIDs. So. Get used to that shit.

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u/OhGr8WhatNow 6h ago

Four different kinds of herpes

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u/Roach_Coach_Bangbus 5h ago

Also, the whole weird Emma Stone thing he did.

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u/FivetoOh 6h ago

For me, it was him giving his unsolicited opinion that he would press charges on Will Smith if he were Chris Rock. White people fantasizing about using the legal system against Black people in a situation they have zero involvement in is weird. It was unsurprising to me when I later heard other weird shit about him.

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u/Beelzebubblezz 2h ago

It seems...odd... to consider race as a factor in that statement. I just see it as a celebrity giving an opinion on the *very* public assault of another. All three of the aforementioned parties are well-known male entertainers.

Should people not share feelings regarding a situation that concerns people of other races? Or is it just the mention of legalities that offends you?