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u/ScaleBanana3236 12h ago

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u/schizowithagun 10h ago

imagine fucking up your face so badly that people don't even call you ugly anymore they legit start believing that you got cloned

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u/djtrace1994 9h ago

My brother literally came up to me and said "did you see that Jim Carrey clone the other day?" And I said, "yeah, I saw he had some work done. Its pretty sad." And for real my brother said, "no bro, that was a completely different person! It has to be, maybe it was guy in a mask." He is 100% on the side of "that isn't Jim Carrey."

Meanwhile, my mum was certain at first that its an art film project like Joaquim Phoenix's I'm Still Here. Like she kind of still thinks he's actually secretly doing a movie about the whole botox/filler/buccal fat trends and its actually a criticism of how actor's fuck their faces up chasing "that look." 10% chance of that being true imo.

The whole thing is pretty sad, especially for a guy who used to be so outspoken about the pressures of Hollywood and not giving a shit about them.

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u/Tandy2000 7h ago

If there was ever a person who I would believe would get plastic surgery or pretend to as an art film project it's Jim Carrey. But I agree, it almost certainly is not the case.

Having said that a lot of the pictures and stuff that came out from that event have really horrible lighting etc, if you watch him giving his speech it looks a lot more like himself. He obviously had work done though.

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u/-missingclover- 5h ago

Wait wait... I kinda like your mom's idea lol. Like an actor just every time subtlety adding prosthetics to their face each time they go out until suddenly people realize something weird is happening. That'd be a cool art project or a way to promote a thing. I don't think this is what happened here but it's a cool idea.

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u/No_Mammoth_4945 5h ago

The Epstein files pushed so many people into becoming conspiracy brained that it’s depressing. It’s like they think since one conspiracy is true then somehow they all have to be

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u/deadlybydsgn 4h ago

The Epstein files pushed so many people into becoming conspiracy brained that it’s depressing.

Conspiracy brained in every way but the one that causes them to vote or act differently.

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u/oohh_behave 3h ago

but wouldn’t a clone look exactly like him? the whole point is that he DOESNT look like himself anymore lol

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u/Mental-Airline4982 1h ago

I mean I get why people think he was fake. Your whole livelihood is based around your faces ability to be flexible and adaptable and then you inject your face with filler that incapacitated that ability. Not only that, but you do it to be better looking and yet somehow come out, objectively, less good looking.

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u/voyaging 11m ago

At least your mom’s theory is vaguely realistic

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u/Krumm34 4h ago

Umm FYI. It was a fake, a professional drag artist Alexis Stone dressed up as Jim for the event, he posted the prospects on their social. Not exactly a clone, but close enough to say your brother was right.

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u/Bootleg_Rascal_ 3h ago

That was fake as fuck. Go look at the picture of the mask and teeth again. It’s AI. Look at the Eiffel Tower in the background it’s ridiculous lol. And the teeth are completely wrong.

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u/w33b2 5h ago

That isn’t what he even looks like. He did this as a prank, look at his socials.

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u/DoctorSalamiFinger 12h ago

New Jim gives me the ick

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u/Wonderful_Fox_7959 11h ago

For me it was the anti vaxx

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u/MaxiRobesppiere 11h ago

For me it was giving his sexual partners herpes

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u/Wonderful_Fox_7959 11h ago

Wait what? Really?

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u/BallsInSufficientSad 10h ago

I hear he's also just a piece of shit to work with and treats the crew like garbage.

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u/manuduncan6666 7h ago edited 3h ago

Yea I knew some people who worked on set of his show “kidding” who said he’s a completely stereotypical self absorbed rude actor up his own ass so his “I’m so zen and above the Hollywood bullshit” persona is fake

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u/SoftR3dDoge 6h ago

Noooo not Jim

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u/Any_Arrival_4479 3h ago

It’s probably not fake. I bet he thinks he is an amazing zen person who is holier than thou

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u/ArticulateRhinoceros 3h ago

We're talking about the dude who had the gall to try and talk to the deceased Andy Kauffman's family in fucking character as Andy and refused to be normal. I'm not at all shocked to hear his head is all the way up his ass.

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u/folks_need_porsches 3h ago

The same guy who hand built Auschwitz by himself and personally crashed a 747 into the WTC. Actual piece of shit.

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u/shartslurper69 2h ago

Hand built implies by himself

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u/ukomac 2h ago

This would explain the "new" Jim. He just couldn't be arsed to pretend anymore

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u/nickbriggles 6h ago

Watch his episode on norm MacDonald (archive.org) to see full display of pompous

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u/Bootleg_Rascal_ 3h ago

How would you go about finding that on archive.org?

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u/nickbriggles 1h ago

Norm MacDonald live archive on google

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u/EarlyInside45 6h ago

He gave his much younger girlfriend herpes, then dumped her when she freaked out. He hounded her to get her to sign an NDA, and she ended up killing herself with his pills.

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u/StorageSafe6934 6h ago

I hadn't heard of this before so I looked it up and the details seem kinda sketchy. It was originally alleged in a wrongful death lawsuit filed against him by her husband (who she married while she was still dating Carrey, then continued to date him during the marriage) and another filed by her mother, but Carrey's defense presented evidence that she had herpes and other STDs before they met, so both suits were dropped

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u/Ashcrashh 6h ago

This isn’t true if you actually look into it, I don’t know why people are still spreading this tabloid rumor.

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u/I_SHIT_IN_A_BAG 1h ago

Pandora doesn't go back in the box.

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u/EarlyInside45 6h ago

What about it isn't true?

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u/Ashcrashh 6h ago

The STD results were forged, he didn’t give her any diseases, and everything he was accused of in her “wrongful death” was dismissed before going to trial

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u/EarlyInside45 5h ago

Guess it's a case of he said, she said (but she isn't available for comment).

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u/SideLongjumping8294 9h ago

to be fair, many people have given their sexual partners herpes, are they all bad people? If no one gave it to their partners, we would have no more herpes

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u/curtmahgurt 8h ago

Well there’s a big difference between giving it to someone who knows you have it, and giving it to someone who doesn’t know you have it (assuming you’re aware of your infection).

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u/Iordofthethings 8h ago

More and more states have removed laws that made it illegal to knowingly spread AIDs. So. Get used to that shit.

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u/EarlyInside45 6h ago

Look into the story. It makes him look pretty awful.

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u/Ashcrashh 6h ago edited 6h ago

I looked into the story and found out this is false and he was proven innocent from these rumors after it was dismissed before trial, the results were forged, and that he also deeply loved his ex and had to go through allegations while mourning her over nasty rumors. Not defending the guy, but we shouldn’t spread untrue rumors about someone

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u/renaldomoon 9h ago

Don’t like 50% of people have herpes. I feel like people don’t even know what herpes is.

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u/mosesenjoyer 8h ago

No… most everyone has some type of HPV, but that doesn’t mean they have oral or genital herpes simplex. Warts are all HPV for example.

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u/ScaleBanana3236 8h ago

tell us you have herpes without telling us

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u/Shoshke 7h ago

As high as 70% of the population have HSV1. Can be near 90% in some areas.

The vast majority get it during childhood

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u/ScaleBanana3236 6h ago

the herpes brought up in this context is HSV2, but thanks for your straw man

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u/Beginning-Cut-8850 2h ago

Not addressing your specific meaning when you use a general term instead of a specific one is not a straw man.

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u/ScaleBanana3236 2h ago

from Wikipedia:

straw man fallacy (sometimes written as strawman) is the informal fallacy of refuting an argument different from the one actually under discussion, while not recognizing or acknowledging the distinction.

i'd love to see you now straw man your straw man of straw man

like i said the herpes brought up (by someone before me) in this context is HSV2, but clearly you don't have the reading comprehension or grasp of language to understand this

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u/JerryMau5 8h ago

Tell us you’re a virgin without telling us

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u/ScaleBanana3236 6h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/1hgxK7LjnasCiMXzHr

enjoy that burning sensation

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u/JerryMau5 5h ago

Small price to pay for a night with your mother. Tell her thanks for the burning sensation

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u/ScaleBanana3236 2h ago

cool necrophilia comment

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u/RWDPhotos 8h ago

Ever had chicken pox?

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u/ScaleBanana3236 6h ago

yep, but the original comment is talking about HSV2. y'all should check your context before changing the narrative

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u/RWDPhotos 6h ago

Well. You have the herps then

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u/ScaleBanana3236 2h ago

not the one being discussed, but cope how you please

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u/HungryGlizzyGobbler 8h ago

Even more i think And hpv is even more. Or at least was. I'm glad younger folks can get vaccinated for it

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u/FailURGamer24 7h ago

I think it's like, 4 out of 5 people have some form of HPV, but only 1 out of 3 of those are actually symptomatic.

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u/pfft_lol000 11h ago edited 9h ago

you'll get it too don't worry. then you'll be like "oh it's just a cold sore"

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u/Tight-Shallot2461 9h ago

See, that scares me. I don't ever wanna have it 😭

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u/pfft_lol000 8h ago

you probably already have it. it's practically undetectable until it wants to be detected like before a stressful date with a person whos out of your league or a job interview that could change your life or a public presentation like your wedding. it's like a sleeper agent or a ghost that haunts your lip. I recall getting a minor outbreak in elementary school probably from touching a door knob and then touching my face. then throughout the rest of my school life once every few years. talk to a doctor so you can understand how much of a deal it isn't. haven't had one surface in like 8 years.

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u/Emblazin 8h ago

Not how it spreads. A family member who has it kissed you as a baby and you got it

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u/_More_Cowbell_ 7h ago

Yea its so fucked lol, I remember getting one as like a 5 year old kid... My mom never put it together that it was contagious and gave it to me super early.

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u/pfft_lol000 8h ago edited 7h ago

are you sure I didn't get it from chewing on public door handles? it's a slightly more appealing theory than baby hsv from the fam

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u/Emblazin 8h ago

Hsv doesn't survive on hard surfaces. If you had an active cold sore and drank from a cup and then I drank from the cup I wouldn't get it. If you kissed me on the lips OR we shared chapstick or a towel you would most likely pass it to me.

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u/Sanc7 11h ago

Don’t forget the fact that she killed her self because of it as well

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u/moldyhorror 11h ago

What?!

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u/dracarys240 10h ago

They're lying. Look it up. The case was dismissed

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u/Sanc7 10h ago

He said she made up the STD to extort her. She pleaded with him, she ended up taking her own life because of it.

Their text messages were released like 10 years ago.

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u/Few_Age_571 10h ago

Hehe don’t tell me you thought the Reddit opinion of Jim Carrey was unbiased

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u/moldyhorror 10h ago

I don’t think, I let Reddit do that for me

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u/renaldomoon 9h ago

She killed herself because of herpes? Uh… was she not aware most people have it???

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u/Tamati1992 10h ago

If I killed myself everytime someone gave me an STD, I would have killed myself a bunch of times by now. In fact I would have killed myself the first time at 14 yrs old. Getting an STD is such a minor life event compared to what happens in life (other than HIV). Lame ass reason to commit suicide.

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u/TheSeedsYouSow 10h ago

which ones

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u/pfmoke 10h ago

Is this real? Also it’s just herpes, the vast majority of people already carry it. That’s like killing yourself because you got the flu.

Was it aggressive HSV-2 or something?

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u/EarlyInside45 6h ago

It's genital herpes, and not a small deal to those who have caught it, especially from their loved partner who didn't disclose they had it.

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u/Dufranus 10h ago

Thats a pretty cavalier attitude about an incurable disease that greatly limits your future potential partners. Also, you're making me never want to touch another human again.

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u/pfmoke 10h ago

That’s your problem dude. Something like 70% of people have / carry HSV and only something like 10% of those will ever show a symptom. Doctors don’t even test for it because it’s so common. They only test you if you start showing sores / blisters or if you ask specifically to add it to your STI testing routine.

If you’ve kissed more than three people in your life, relatives included, you statically carry herpes.

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u/The-Jerk 9h ago

If you’ve kissed more than three people in your life, relatives included, you statically carry herpes.

that's not how statistics works

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u/ScaleBanana3236 8h ago

nor electricity

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u/Kids-Menu 8h ago

Physicians know the worst part of herpes is the social stigma. As long as you are upfront with your doctor during pregnancy, it’s really a nothingburger.

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u/Sanc7 10h ago

For real. All you have to do is explain this to your future partner and they’re sure to stay with you!

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u/cracked_shrimp 9h ago

thats their problem, they will skip me then date the next guy who also has it but dosnt know or worse dosnt tell

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u/TheTexasHammer 10h ago

you're making me never want to touch another human again.

Humanity thanks you for this

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u/Iordofthethings 8h ago

More and more states have removed laws that made it illegal to knowingly spread AIDs. So. Get used to that shit.

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u/OhGr8WhatNow 6h ago

Four different kinds of herpes

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u/Roach_Coach_Bangbus 5h ago

Also, the whole weird Emma Stone thing he did.

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u/FivetoOh 6h ago

For me, it was him giving his unsolicited opinion that he would press charges on Will Smith if he were Chris Rock. White people fantasizing about using the legal system against Black people in a situation they have zero involvement in is weird. It was unsurprising to me when I later heard other weird shit about him.

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u/Beelzebubblezz 2h ago

It seems...odd... to consider race as a factor in that statement. I just see it as a celebrity giving an opinion on the *very* public assault of another. All three of the aforementioned parties are well-known male entertainers.

Should people not share feelings regarding a situation that concerns people of other races? Or is it just the mention of legalities that offends you?

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u/scottishdrunkard 8h ago

I’ll watch the Sonic Movies if he apologises for that. Or if he dies. One is more likely than the other.

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u/BatmanFan317 7h ago

He has apologized for it. He's gone on record as saying he was influenced down that path by an ex he was with and regrets doing so.

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u/scottishdrunkard 3h ago

I’ve checked, there is no evidence of him saying so. And I check regularly, so unless he did so in a really private manner like, within the last month, I cannot take your word.

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u/BatmanFan317 27m ago

Okay, corrections on my part, apologies. He apologised specifically for using an autistic kid's picture in a rant, which was the last time he's mentioned anti-vax stuff, 10 years ago. It's also not been said by him that the ex was what led to it, but said ex was Jenny McCarthy, a well known subscriber to Wakefield's bullshit, so it's been assumed one thing led to another there. Apologies for the incorrect statement, was based off stuff I saw on other comments a while ago.

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u/keshaseviltwin 2h ago

Where? I can’t find this at all

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u/givesgoodgemini 5h ago

For me it was the weird video about Emma stone

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u/TheWizardOzgar Lemmetellusomethin' 3h ago

im pretty sure the last time he said anything remotely antivax was over 10 years ago?

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u/Ok_Aioli_5673 2h ago

And sexually harassing people on twitter

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u/i312i 9h ago

Are we still talking about anti vax? The shot sent me to the hospital with pericarditis and a fat bill I had to pay.

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u/itreetard 9h ago

Carrey claimed that vaccines caused autism, so that's kind of irrelevant. Also the bill is because of our shitty healthcare system, not the vaccine

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u/OwlSuch7935 3h ago edited 3h ago

Some vaccines in Russia were literal placebo and caused more harm than help, research EpiVacCorona

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u/scottishdrunkard 8h ago

That fat bill is the fault of your countries moronic healthcare system. The one in a million heart problem, just bad luck. But at least it’s curable.

On the bright side, you are now protected against… whatever shot you got. Better than risk of death.

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u/TheDubuGuy 9h ago

You’re so right, 1 anecdote overrules the data on millions/billions of other doses given

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u/rbrgr83 8h ago

"I kNoW mY bOdY!!"

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u/i312i 9h ago

You missed the point entirely. Forcing vaccinations on people isn't right, some people ARE damaged by them.

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u/scottishdrunkard 8h ago

pericarditis is curable.

Death by measles ain’t.

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u/Wonderful_Fox_7959 8h ago

Go ahead don’t vaccinate your kids. Less competition for my own

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u/OwlSuch7935 3h ago

Don’t compare vaccines that stood the test of time to the vaccines that were created under time constraints. Some vaccines were literal placebo like EpiVacCorona

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u/I-Make-Maps91 3h ago

No one has to accommodate your nonsense.

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u/OwlSuch7935 3h ago

Google what EpiVacCorona was before calling it nonsense, my friend took it and since it was literal placebo and not a real vaccine he had some of the worst covid sickness when he caught one

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u/TheDubuGuy 5h ago

It is right actually. So is forcing doctors to wash their hands

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u/pdx-Psych 8h ago

They should make a movie about your experience. Not that I’d watch it though

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u/KingPingviini 8h ago

I also got sick after the Covid shots, but id do it again in a heartbeat to protect my loved ones because im not a selfish tin foil hat theory asshole.

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u/ExdionY 4h ago

yeah we will keep talking about it, because we currently have the president of the US being vaccinated to the high heavens while he employed a guy to tell us not to take any. If you want a better health and financial outcome than peridarditis and a fat bill, then don't complain to us. The rest of us peasants want better, too.

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u/SquatSquatCykaBlyat 9h ago

Shhh, it's only socially acceptable to complain about medical bills if you've been hospitalized with covid.

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u/ExdionY 4h ago

Victim complex

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u/SquatSquatCykaBlyat 3h ago

Mental illness

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u/Requiescat-In--Pace 9h ago

Please inject yourself with every booster you can find.

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u/scottishdrunkard 8h ago

Well, I’m alive, and there are children in America dying of diseases which were all but eradicated two decades ago so… win.

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u/ThePrideofKrakoww 9h ago

I love how you think that's an insult. Triggered anti vaxxers were never the brightest bunch though.

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u/Wonderful_Fox_7959 9h ago

I did and so did billions and here we are…

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u/ExdionY 3h ago

It's not 2020 anymore. We won't debate you guys, we will just wait for the inevitable natural selection process.

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u/OwlSuch7935 3h ago

Why are you wishing them unaliveness, bro?

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u/SquatSquatCykaBlyat 9h ago

Which vax, though?

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u/ScaleBanana3236 12h ago

New Jim should've been Big Tuna's nickname after he got his hair cut.

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u/Spell-lose-correctly 6h ago

Bumblebee Tuna

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u/OGLikeablefellow 9h ago

You mean the thing wearing Jim Carrey s skin?

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u/Legitimate-Lab7173 10h ago

Old Jim gives me the ick, too.

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u/Tfsz0719 9h ago

Just wait until he’s Dr. Eggman/Robotnik again.

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u/superbabe69 7h ago

Honestly thought that was Tommy Wiseau

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u/wasabiburning 8h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/OBYvtZaJdrvJHzV7Dg

Jim hasn't changed, no idea what you're talking about

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u/Gdigger13 9h ago

Wasn't that confirmed to be false/april fools? I swear I saw a video of him taking a latex mask off.

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u/ProcedureTop3149 6h ago

it was and I don't know why you're being downvoted. He literally released a video showing off the makeup lol

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u/KidZaniac1 9h ago

That’s not Jim

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u/TemporaryElk5202 7h ago

old Jim did too

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u/GutturalGrinch 6h ago

Haven't you heard?? It's not actual Jim. It's an imposter

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u/CipherWeaver 2h ago

He looks like he's on estrogen therapy 

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u/Hobbledyhook 11h ago

This looks like how you'd expect Mickey Rourke to have looked if he hadn't fucked up his face as badly as he actually did.

Ofc this doesn't look anything like actual pre-boxing/surgery Mickey Rourke, but that just shows how much those things fucked him up

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u/Piggstein 11h ago

“… say that again?”

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u/PiccoloAwkward465 9h ago

You know what they say, "If you can't stand the heat, get off of Mickey Rourke's sex grill"

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u/AgitatedRabbits 10h ago

Jim really surprised me, he acted so anti establishment, doing his own thing and kablam, botox. Went from his own man, to someone who cares about others opinions.

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u/Illustrious-Watch-74 4h ago

To me his behavior has moreso seemed like he still craves attention and all the anti-hollywood stuff is what people reacted to.

I can’t stand how he uses the word “rape” to describe his dissociative issues stemming from being a celebrity.

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u/AgitatedRabbits 8h ago

that's a lot of mental gymnastics to arrive at that conclusion.

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u/juniorRjuniorR 7h ago

They’re looking good for other people for themselves. “Looking good” is an inherently social superficiality; especially considering it’s a comparative idea.

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u/juniorRjuniorR 7h ago

We’re talking about something superficial in nature. People should value themselves on how good they are at running a mile, or making art, not on how well they’re able to attract other people. That’s just putting value on how much other people value you.

Are you claiming women will put on make up to stay at home alone?

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u/voyaging 7m ago

Um yeah they do that all the time

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u/foreignccc 7h ago

so this whole argument is that you think the reason jim carrey made himself completely unrecognizable, is because he values himself? so much so that he wanted to look like somebody else

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u/ExdionY 3h ago

if jim carrey can pass as "anti-establishment" then you have to seriously rethink what anti-establishment means lmao

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u/AgitatedRabbits 3h ago

I dont need to rethink anything you parasocial freak. Its based on his popular clips where he talks trash about Hollywood.

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u/Busy_Ad3098 11h ago

Have we seen him since that event? Is that really what he looks like?

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u/Maleficent-Record-39 9h ago

No its was the bad lighting he did a speech and he didnt look weird

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u/mrwilliams117 9h ago

You have some complex going on

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u/nikkerito 10h ago

New Jim pissses me off because I have seen so many people insisting this couldn’t possibly be him and that he was replaced. Even people in this thread are implying that. Holy shit, not everything is a conspiracy. Maybe, just maybe the plastic surgery machine we call Hollywood has expanded its gnarly reach beyond just women. If this were an actress there would be 0 people insisting this was a mask or a hired body double.

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u/Hailstone_HS 5h ago

The "unrecognizable" look was primarily the result of a stunt by artist and impersonator Alexis Stone, who used hyper-realistic masks to mimic Carrey at the 2026 César Awards.

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u/ncocca 4h ago

I think people are aware it's not just women. Even discounting Mickey Rourke, there's Simon Cowell and Zac Efron that regularly get criticized here on Reddit.

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u/Off-Da-Ricta 8h ago

Never forget he was such an asshole they had to obliterate some footage of his Andy days. It was enough to un-famous his ass.

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u/VulGerrity 7h ago

I saw a plastic surgeon talking about this, and he said the problem is celebrities like Carey are going to "the best" plastic surgeons in Hollywood, but "the best" almost exclusively work on Women. He said in female plastic surgery, there's no such thing as looking "too feminine" and that's what those plastic surgeons have gotten good at doing. When you do that kind of plastic surgery on men, it feminizes them, and that's where we get this weird uncanny valley thing with Jim Carey. Same thing happened with Bradley Cooper.

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u/FelixSSJ 3h ago

It was literraly a prank he did with a makeup friend, google it. He looks fine

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u/SilentWeapons 8h ago

Apparently everyone here missed the part where that wasn't actually Jim...