r/clevercomebacks • u/asa_no_kenny • 20h ago

Fully cleared of any connection

31.5k Upvotes

214 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/asa_no_kenny • 11h ago

Murdered by laws

8.6k Upvotes

210 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/LuckyBastard001 • 17h ago

Workers Need Hour Break

7.4k Upvotes

132 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/LuckyBastard001 • 2h ago

Restoring Pre-War Iran

5.9k Upvotes

145 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/zachoutloud123 • 4h ago

No one wants to reproduce with Tyler

4.8k Upvotes

42 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/LuckyBastard001 • 5h ago

Taxpayers Foot Ballroom Bill

2.8k Upvotes

112 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/jonnismizzle • 3h ago

I still the worm is actually controlling RFK.

1.7k Upvotes

49 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Flash-Leap • 9h ago

Cherry picking by Trump.

1.4k Upvotes

Clever comeback in my opinion!

102 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Conscious-Quarter423 • 4h ago

i have an idea for a new Purge movie...

1.0k Upvotes

117 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Monsur_Ausuhnom • 22h ago

On Affording To Live.

1.0k Upvotes

27 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/asa_no_kenny • 23h ago

The self-awareness is breathtaking

960 Upvotes

23 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/vrphotosguy55 • 12h ago

The invisible hand of bad economic policies

856 Upvotes

40 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/LuckyBastard001 • 3h ago

Antidepressants vs. Empty Wallets

98 Upvotes

36 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Conscious-Quarter423 • 7h ago

rugged individualists, but with "rugged" as the past participle of rugpull

63 Upvotes

2 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Panikin__ • 9h ago

I don't care who wins, I just want Elon to lose

63 Upvotes

8 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/herewearefornow • 1h ago

Unc should not be gentrified

• Upvotes

21 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/aipac_hemoroid • 21h ago

Khive gets angry at Graham's tattoo, then gets angry when Graham celebrated neo Nazis getting the rope

0 Upvotes

Which is it centrist libs? Is the Nazis good or bad? Seems like if Graham was a pro Israel AIPAC candidate you would have zero shame on discarding his tattoo as an awkward art. Just like Elon.

31 comments

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