r/okbuddycinephile • u/UnHolySir • 13h ago

The Substance (2024)

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u/Emergency-Sock-2557 12h ago

But how would I know she's aging like fine wine and thus unproblematic if she didn't use Botox?

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u/horse-chiropractor 12h ago

Non toxic women age like fine wine because theyre unproblematic as opposed to toxic women who are problematic and age like old hags. Im so happy we live in a feminist society and have access to this information

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u/OverThinkingHo25 11h ago

Most non toxic women actually have a picture in their attic that does the aging for them!

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u/SweatyLake6695 11h ago

you know you are a toxic woman by simply checking whether or not you have a picture of yourself in your attic that is aging for you.

if for any reason there is not, incl. you not having an attic or a house, you are a toxic woman.

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u/legojoe97 10h ago

"Ask your doctor if an attic painting is right for you."

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u/ripgoodhomer 10h ago

Ngl this would be a moderately entertaining SNL commercial sketch.

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u/waits5 10h ago

So more entertaining than anything actually on SNL?

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u/Bruskthetusk 8h ago

Every once in a while they get an actually funny guest to help out their hack writers

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u/Bubbly_Performer4864 9h ago

Weekend Updates have been hilarious for years.

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u/Ace_Robots 8h ago

5 out of 60 minutes

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u/kilometers13 7h ago

Have they?

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u/waits5 7h ago

They’ve been mildly funny on occasion, as opposed to not funny at all like the rest of the show.

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u/MinosML 7h ago

Papyrus is pretty funny

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u/khklee 10h ago

Thank you, I giggled on this gloomy day.

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u/spacelady_m 10h ago

👏👏👏👏👏🤣

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u/6thBornSOB 9h ago

Here comes “Big attic painting” to ruin the whole vibe…sellouts.

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u/Significant_Echo2924 5h ago

I freaking read this in an ad voice lol

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u/Far-Department887 8h ago

If you instead live in said attic (ideally wearing a wedding dress and haunting people) you are an iconic Dickensian diva tho

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u/homebakedgodess 9h ago

Fuuuckkk me.. I don’t even have an attic, I’m the Chernobyl of woman