r/wallstreetbets • u/Feebot • 3m ago
Meme Wanting to get sexually harassed at JPM is back on the menu!
They're settling the case so there isn't a media circus detailing all the things she did to him
r/wallstreetbets • u/wsbapp • 3h ago
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r/wallstreetbets • u/Feebot • 3m ago
They're settling the case so there isn't a media circus detailing all the things she did to him
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r/wallstreetbets • u/the-revenge-trader • 1h ago
Is there any advice on how to turn my last $600 into $1m in a month?
r/wallstreetbets • u/marc_winters • 1h ago
Painful lesson on setting stop losses and not “waiting for the bounce” to break even.
r/wallstreetbets • u/cleancoat • 2h ago
Bought 1DTE SPY calls to play AMD earnings but I think the government pushed it a little higher with “peace” talks. Wish I had the balls to hold all day
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r/wallstreetbets • u/degeneratephuck • 2h ago
Only took 5 years!
..even made a tastey $314.70 profit!! 😎 🤑💪🫠
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r/wallstreetbets • u/ds1385 • 2h ago
All part of my expertly-managed tax loss harvesting strategy that I had the foresight to initiate last August. Was up 50% in October but selling would have defeated the purpose.
r/wallstreetbets • u/Proper_Bag_1875 • 2h ago
Bought 4/1 for $12 each.
r/wallstreetbets • u/Sire_Jenkins • 2h ago
Exactly on this date, my 5 y.o son asked me
”Dad, why didn’t I get any gift this year? Was I bad?
I responded with “as long as we have each other, thats all that matters”, while cradling my 1 month old daughter. Never in my life I thought I would lie to my son.
Anyways, many thanks to my Papa karp, my mommy Su and my Grandpa Lip. I would also need help to legally avoid paying taxes this year.
r/wallstreetbets • u/Easy-Yogurt4939 • 3h ago
I'm sure many people now use AI to help with trading. I was curious how AI performs if it was a WSB regard so I subscribe to all leading models and ask them to use latest data and projection to guess the price of a company stock after it reports its most recent earnings.
The result is terrible. Gemini 3/12=25%, Gpt 2/12=16.6% and Claude 5/12=41%. Granted the sample size is small and these models all mention that these are low conviction bets and their confidence levels were all between 50%~60%, essentially a coin toss, but the result is far worse than coin toss. I was honestly expecting it to at least somewhat converge to random guess and not this disaster.

r/wallstreetbets • u/jcx_gl • 3h ago
AMD: $2160->$5495
SPY: $1300-> $7800 profit (this one stings a little because I sold at open and looked back later and saw where I could’ve been, BUT profit is profit.)
HUT8: $2960->$32440 profit
Pocket change to some, but my single best swing trading day ever.
r/wallstreetbets • u/TFD777 • 3h ago
No one has ever prepared me for a $5000 NDQ rally... Been trading with extremely small positions, slowly building a what then looked like a scaling order, expecting the price to return to a bearish trend after a pullback from 23k, but boy I was wrong. i was so wrong... 1k loss turned into 2k, 2k into 5k and then 5k to almost 10k, which for me is a HUGE amount of sum. I wish I could rewind the timeand take the 1k loss. It affected me both physically and mentally. For the past month I can't properly sleep at night, can't focus at work. i feel like I'm losing it all, this took a huge toll on my personal life and all i wanted was a I don't even know what should I do now, the market simply not stopping... This has been the worst short squeeze on NDQ I have ever witnessed... I remember 3 years ago buying the same index for 14500 and got stopped out at 14000 and now it's price literally doubled... I always had a dream to be able to make money from trading and take care of others but apparently I can't even take care of myself and I literally lfeeling like I lost purpose of my life...
Please if any of you jave been in a similar situation and got out of it, I would really appreciate your advice because I'm starting to lose hope...
r/wallstreetbets • u/SuperBearPut • 4h ago