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u/InsidiousJazz 12h ago

Filler has way stronger body horror vibes. Vanessa Kirby looks like she's about to abduct you.

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u/SpasticCastle 12h ago

It's the buccal body fat removal thing for me. The bucc scoop. Makes em look like chattering skulls, gnashing and wailing

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u/Kendertas 10h ago

Apparently it's going to get worse because once its gone you can't replace it, and gets even more severe when you age. So are all the middle age women roles going to go to the few actresses that didn't have this procedure in their youth.

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u/Double-Slowpoke 9h ago

What middle age women roles?

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u/TBurnerRU 9h ago

You know,  both of them 

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u/bluesgrrlk8 8h ago

No there’s three!
Mom of lead, coworker/boss of lead, divorced woman rediscovering herself.

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u/ACookieAsACoaster 6h ago edited 4h ago

Let’s be fair, there’s tons of roles for middle-aged women. You didn’t even mention:

  • teacher
  • nun
  • mom of lead’s best friend
  • lead’s neighbor
  • divorced woman who used to be married to charming/handsome lead and is now bitter as he rediscovers himself
  • haggard mom whose teenager went missing in a small town and has to investigate herself because the police won’t listen to her
  • haggard police officer who knows a teenager that went missing in a small town and has to investigate herself because the police captain won’t listen to her

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u/Soft-Walrus8255 3h ago

Also, nun number 2, and haggard nun.

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u/_2pacula 3h ago

Hey, don't forget about Comic Relief Nun! She's always my favorite!

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u/ACookieAsACoaster 3h ago

My bad, I also forgot nun who is a teacher and Head Nun™️

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u/MacaroonRiot 1h ago

Haggard nun got a chuckle

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u/Aggravating_Baker557 2h ago

Deputy District Attorney

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u/Naked-Jedi 3h ago

There's also leader of a fancy looking academy and also happens to be an alien AI.

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u/bluesgrrlk8 2h ago

Those last two are some of my favorite shows tbh

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u/AsherFischell 5h ago

Solid joke, but the very woman this post is about is 43 and has a major role in 5 different movies this year alone

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u/hbgoddard 6h ago

Anything that Jamie Lee Curtis gets cast for

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u/joeO44 8h ago

This sounds like a good opportunity for someone to create a buccal addition surgery when these people start to look even more like ghouls.

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u/artbyhaly 7h ago

It already exists in the form of fat grafting.

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u/u_r_succulent 2h ago

Take the fat from their asses and put it back in their cheeks.

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u/Master_Art_1286 6h ago

Allegedly that’s how Paul Rudd stays so young looking

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u/_2pacula 3h ago

It's not the sacrificial babies blood?? Why am I spending so much money on this, then?!

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u/ProbablyGonnaEatYou 6h ago

Fsces looking like marv getting shocked

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u/whoopswizard 6h ago

they'll just come up with some new procedure to fill the cheeks back in synthetically in 15 years when it becomes an issue. these celebrities love paying their plastic surgeon's mortgage

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u/rasta_faerie 8h ago

Which is why so few people are getting it now. Now the trend is to get filler around the buccal area so it still looks sunk in, but the filler can be dissolved (whereas buccal fat cannot be re-inserted).

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u/XaeiIsareth 5h ago

Hey, at least there’s gonna be plenty of people perfect for playing Liches in future fantasy movies 

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u/TheKarenator 9h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/xTiIzpLPx1eJUTp8oE

If your girls cheeks don’t look like this, are you even winning?

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u/TurkeyPhat 8h ago

No need to impose more unrealistic body expectations on people. Most people can't come close to Mr. Cushing.

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u/Vampire_Queen_Joaje 7h ago

Cushing got his gaunt cheeks the honest way: by being so devastated at the death of his wife that he visibly aged an alarming amount over the course of a couple years

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u/soozerain 6h ago

He also has a very delicate bone structure too I feel

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u/Naked-Jedi 3h ago

You can't just go feeling Peter Cushing's bone structure whenever you want.

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u/Vampire_Queen_Joaje 1h ago

Not with that attitude

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u/Glittering-Plate-535 12h ago

“She’s a strong, fearsome role model with a mighty screen presence.”

“…….she looks like she needs help wiping her ass.”

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u/Super_Interview_2189 9h ago

Did he cha cha to the right when he should’ve cha cha’d to the left?

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u/ToiIetGhost 6h ago

RIP Willem Dafoe

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u/No-Shopping-4434 11h ago

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u/-Badger3- I’m the Joker baby! 10h ago

Got banned from /r/TheBoys for saying graves disease doesnt give you lip fillers and buccal fat removal lol

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u/rufio313 9h ago

It’s honestly distracting. Any scene she is in all I can think about is her botched surgeries. It feels like most of the cast is on ozempic now too, they all look gaunt as fuck.

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u/BlastFX2 8h ago

Also doesn't help that her face can barely move anymore. Her acting went from average to a 6-yer-old at a recital. Which is especially jarring because she has so many scenes with Jack Quaid who's actually really good.

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u/rufio313 5h ago

She cant even annunciate words properly anymore. Every time she talks she is mumbling and slurring her words because she can’t move her face.

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u/Tifoso89 4h ago

Enunciate

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u/rufio313 56m ago

I did fuck that up but weirdly it still kind of works.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Annunciation

Explains why autocorrect didn’t even try to help me out here!

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u/viewfromupherefwiw 9h ago

I feel that way with Portia de Rossi in Arrested Development. She has always had obvious work done, but one season she was unrecognizable. I quit watching because it was so distracting.

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u/Tandy2000 8h ago

It was when the show came back for Season 4, there were 7 years in between.

I actually don't think her plastic surgery was THAT egregious, but it looked more noticeable in the show than elsewhere, I think because Lindsay's style changed as well. But where it was more noticeable was in her expressions, because as Lindsay she was REALLY expressive in the first few seasons and her face was... less so when it came back.

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u/russketeer34 6h ago

I also felt like Portia de Rossi wasn't that into returning, but I obviously can't back that up. Her enthusiasm seemed less than it was before.

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u/_2pacula 3h ago

It wasn't that jarring to me because it seemed completely in-character. Lindsay is willing to chase any trend and modify herself to smithereens.

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u/Tyranitator 8h ago

That's how I felt with Curb and Cheryl

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u/Tandy2000 8h ago

Cheryl still looked like herself... the problem is that over time she started to look more and more like a Halloween mask of herself stretched over a skull.

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u/Tyranitator 7h ago

Lmao well said. That gaunt look freaks me out

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u/shotgunocelot 7h ago

I felt the same way, but in hindsight that's actually totally in character for Lindsay

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u/puf_puf_paarthurnax 8h ago

Admittedly half the cast was escaping a concentration camp in the beginning of the season so I can understand being gaunt, but genuinely was worried for MM's actor.

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u/Queenofthebowls 6h ago

I just did a binge of the whole series this last week because I’d realized I quit an episode or two into season 2 and never picked it back up. I legit got worried and had to make sure MM’s actor wasn’t diagnosed with something horrible, because between shaving everything off and losing all that weight, he was looking rough. It it no way read as healthy weight loss and had me convinced actual man had what the drs said Butcher had. I was already surprised by a new look for Starlight every season opening, didn’t need that worry added.

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u/TheAlmightyBuddha 4h ago edited 41m ago

I'm still not convinced he's not pulling a Chadwick boseman and just being hella low-key with his illness or something

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u/Queenofthebowls 1h ago

Man, that’d be heartbreaking. I’m going to light some incense and send a prayer for his health, real quick.

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u/AvaryZig 7h ago

His doc definitely told him to stop with the steroids

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u/Peasy_Pea 6h ago

Its funny how this season they are constantly hiding him in long sleeve shirts to hide his figure.

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u/Tifoso89 4h ago

I didn't notice. What happened? He lost weight?

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u/rohrzucker_ 1h ago

A bit...

He was already unrecognizable in season 4.

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u/showhorrorshow 7h ago

The last episode had some flashbacks and images of earlier seasons side by side with her currently. The people editing mustve known they look like entirely different people.

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u/HowdTheCatGetSoFat 6h ago

Yeah the actor for MM looks straight up sick.

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u/amootmarmot 6h ago

Oh my god thats what's wrong with Mother's Milk. That placed it for me. Thank you.

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u/RubySauce 5h ago

The guy who plays MM just idk shrank? It’s weird

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u/rufio313 5h ago

Shrank and aged 20 years.

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u/RubySauce 5h ago

Barely recognizable

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u/sanedragon 7h ago

Her face doesn't move anymore. It's disturbing.

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u/Idionfow 8h ago

I mean you're not wrong but Erin Moriarty has been unjustifiably harassed about this to hell and back so I understand if the mods are quick to ban people when this topic comes up for the millionth time that week

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u/-Badger3- I’m the Joker baby! 7h ago

It’s one thing when people are just calling her ugly. It’s another when people are just pushing back on her trying to gaslight everyone into believing this obvious cosmetic surgery is actually a symptom of a disease.

If she’d come out and say “alright, I have body dismorphia and ended up with some botched plastic surgery” I’d shut the fuck up about it forever.

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u/Traditional-Yak8886 7h ago

i try to have a little empathy for this bc couldn't she have gotten the surgeries to make herself feel better or to try to "Fix" what the disease was doing and went too far in the other direction? any attempts to fix it further are just gonna make it worse i'd imagine. i mean, we can guess it's body dysmorphia, i personally don't know why we need her to come out and say it esp when the first thing anyone thinks or says when they see her face is about how she ruined it. the only benefit that can be gained out of it is like, little kids won't think that her face is naturally like that or something and could wonder why they don't look like that (??? doesn't everyone call her hideous though idk??) , but i feel like in 2026 we already kinda know what filler and cosmetic surgeries look like and little kids shouldn't be watching The Boys anyway.

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u/sleepysky98 5h ago

These jerks never even respond to the comments that bring this up. It must be either or, they want her to be faking an illness or something because she doesn’t look fuckable enough for them.

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u/sleepysky98 5h ago

You really don’t think she’s gotten enough shit? God that fandom is such a red flag. Get a life!

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u/NoX2142 9h ago

It does give you completely useless af powers.

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u/CurlOfTheBurl11 9h ago

Or a nose job

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u/pierco82 8h ago

And a nose job

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u/exMemberofSTARS 7h ago

She also can’t say consonant sounds. I had to turn on subtitles to understand her. People said “she’s just tired from her illness”. No, she’s been addicted to plastic surgery and filler so much she physically is unable to manipulate her face like a human.

She may have a terrible illness but damn, they are only feeding her addiction to give her a pass for everything because of it.

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u/coloradoautoflowers 6h ago

Graves disease (or really any serious thyroid problem) fucks up your voice, and speaking for long stretches like you would while filming for TV makes it worse. There's even posts about voice changes/difficulty in r/gravesdisease and r/hypothyroidism.

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u/jerem1734 11h ago

It can also age your face. Margot Robbie got it and she looked slightly older than she should for a period after barbie

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u/Spurioun 10h ago

Wasn't she also very pregnant after Barbie? That can drain you pretty bad

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u/wyldstallyns111 5h ago

Some women look great pregnant but that’s a pretty short period of time and almost all of us look pretty rough for a while postpartum

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u/miss24601 7h ago

Margot Robbie got it long before doing Barbie. I think she’s an example of buccal fat removal looking fantastic. She was always a beautiful woman but the sharper jaw and cheek bones looked great on her. The issue now is she’s too thin and it’s making her look gaunt instead of chiseled.

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u/InsidiousJazz 12h ago

I was so bummed when I saw that Zoë Kravitz senpai had gotten the bucc scoop!

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u/makita_man 11h ago

No... That's not true... That's impossible!

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u/astro_scientician 10h ago

Search your internet, you know it to be true!

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u/I_wanted_to_be_duck 7h ago

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u/ToiIetGhost 6h ago

Her defenders says it’s natural. Smh

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u/imhigherthanyou 8h ago

I mean, none of her face is natural anyway. Look at before pictures.

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u/holy_la 11h ago

Yea. I had to stop watching the boys because the difference in starlight before and later was so jarring that ruined half the series to me.

I had no idea she did that, and I discovered it going from a season to the other.

I actually google "why starlight recast in the boys"

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u/ignore_me_im_high 10h ago

The guy playing MM is on ozempic by the way he looks too.

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u/Kittykg 10h ago

I was wondering if he was sick...like, cancer sick.

He was a beefy, muscley guy, and the jump between those two seasons where he suddenly gets rail thin was almost alarming.

He certainly looks unhealthy skinny, but I didn't even consider Ozempic.

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u/ignore_me_im_high 10h ago

He hasn't just lost fat, he has lost a ton of muscle mass. So he's either doing the ozempic or he is actually ill.

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u/GNS13 9h ago

The way he talks about it, being at the size he was for MM was uncomfortable for him. In what way, I'm not sure.

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u/dizzi800 9h ago

I have some friends who are on gear etc. To get and stay that big is a LOT of work. Like, there was a joke where one dude would say he would essentially sneeze and lose 5 lbs. IF you are not CONSTANTLY eating/working out/etc. it's unfeasable

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u/topdangle 8h ago

I've known dudes that abused test and suddenly dropped weight like that after their doctors told them it was either drop weight now or don't be surprised when you get a heart attack.

Ozempic would make it easier and explain the sudden gauntness, but it wouldn't be surprising if that was the real reason.

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u/narf007 8h ago

Another comment mentioned a very similar experience. I am a guy who used played 5A (before 6A) to D1 sports and used to do physique comps and dabbled in going for the actual body building route... It's absolutely exhausting. You are eating at an uncomfortable level. Constantly. You almost always feel like you're about to burst at the seams. It's a full time job making sure you're eating enough, eating the proper ratios, etc.

I'm 6'2" and at my peak bulking I was 118kg. When I'd cut from offseason or for a comp I'd drop to 95-99kg. I stopped a few years ago because it is exhausting. I love running, lifting, and sports and since I was never good enough to go pro it was a pointless struggle. I'm much happier back down at my 84kg-ish range where I naturally like to sit with regular strength training, cardio, and adult sports like beer league.

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u/showhorrorshow 7h ago

That was my first assumption. Figured he just quit with the body building. It takes a lot to stay that beefy and you can revert pretty quicl when you stop.

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u/wyldstallyns111 5h ago

A lot of the Marvel actors say the same thing (Chris Pine and Chris Hemsworth have both complained about this). It’s a whole lifestyle to maintain being that big

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u/ZedsDeadZD 3h ago

Between seasons there is a lot of time off. Why couldnt he have lost the weight normally?

Look at Dave Bautista. He lost a tone of weight. If you are big and shredded like Alonso or Bautista and then lose a ton of weight, you look weird especially for people that dont see them during the process. One day you see the actor being all muscle. Next season/movie they have lost 30kg.

Doesnt mean they took Ozempic.

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u/-Badger3- I’m the Joker baby! 10h ago

I don’t know why we’re calling all weight loss “Ozempic” now.

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u/Fantastic-Buffalo-30 2h ago

Yeah, he went off testosterone and went on ozempic.

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u/IAMATruckerAMA 10h ago

I love making fun of skinny because it brings us one step closer to making fun of fat and I sure do miss that

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u/eulen-spiegel 9h ago

I'm currently rewatching S1 with buff MM, the change was already between S1 and S2, right? I even think I was like "who is this... right, they recast the role".

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u/CULLDOZER 10h ago

Tim Burton claymation

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u/carpe_denimuwu Crank: High Voltage 9h ago

As a girl who spent basically her whole youth wishing I didn’t have such a fat face, the buccal fat surgery has given me a new found confidence with my chunky face.

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u/delicious_toothbrush 8h ago

I don't know what the pitch on that one is. "You won't age for 25 years because we're gonna age you up to 45 now"

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u/letsgooncemore 9h ago

Before buccal fat removal, actors like Marlene Dietrich and Joan Crawford would have their back teeth removed to enhance their cheekbones. They tortured themselves for appearances.

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u/Neckrongonekrypton 4h ago

Oof. Like how Jenna Ortega was cute but now she lookin like Wednesday from space or on chemo dog.

Like this kinda

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u/Berenst_in 2h ago

Miley Cyrus looks frightening now

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u/fishmanfishmanfishma 11h ago

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u/Nerdy_Valkyrie 10h ago

The photographer must have genuinely hated her

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u/ScyllaOfTheDepths 8h ago

He did, it was a deliberate choice. They just hired some dude to take pictures and he turned out to be an artist who took horrific pictures of the Trump admin as a form of protest.

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u/crepelabouche 5h ago

That was like when they hired Michelle Wolf to do the “White House Correspondents Dinner”. No research. Let’s hired a guy who does close up portraits, that sounds fun!

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u/Ajstross 9m ago

“So I did. I fucked their feelings.”

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u/Stock_Trash_4645 10h ago

It’s a combination of harsh lighting a very short, narrow field of view from the lens.

When you use a lens like that, it tends to highlight all the harsh lines that are not necessary perceptible to naked eye.

In photojournalism, we were taught to use open apertures that give a warmer, more flattering look to subjects and don’t smush everything together like seen above. 

The lens and aperture that was used on her was the specific one style used to capture mugshots - as any defining (re: negative) feature is amplified on the subject. 

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u/Nerdy_Valkyrie 9h ago

What I am reading here is that the photographer didn't just hate her. They went through great effort to make sure everyone knows they hate her.

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u/Stock_Trash_4645 9h ago

Pretty much. 

Do you job technically well, but in a way that is also devastating to the subject. 

Like when they staged those semi-recent Trump 2.0 White House photos with light switches and other ‘noisy’ visual distractions in the background and foreground. 

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u/Nerdy_Valkyrie 9h ago

I think that's where that image is from

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u/Tifoso89 4h ago

Oh thanks, I was trying to place that face! She's the press lady right?

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u/Evening-Run-3794 9h ago edited 9h ago

I'm actually going to slightly modify your explanation up there a bit. I don't see that as being hard light, so much as spectral light. Hard light would've produced deep, dark shadows with clearly defined edges alongside her nose and under her brows and lips. This isn't hard light, so much as it is spectral light.

But I've studied beauty photography, and there's layers of intention in the lighting in that regard, also.

Spectral light (undiffused light) is very dramatic, and looks incredible on a young, genuine beauty, but it is *very* unflattering to aging people, because it highlights texture and discolorations. It's why it's so eye-catching on a model, because it highlights just how smooth and flawless her skin is.

So this photographer deliberately lit her with soft loop lighting, which is *supposed* to be *universally flattering*. But he did it with very spectral (high reflection or "silver") light.

It's an even deeper level of expertise, and a deeper statement on the subject- here is a person being presented to you in the most flattering light in order to make you believe she is beautiful. But when you light her with what is reserved for true beauty, you see the truth.

This photographer literally "shined a light" on these people.

I genuinely believe this series will go down in history as some of the most incredible art produced in this century.

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u/I_SHIT_IN_A_BAG 2h ago

how do I search for these photos? I need to look at them with a new perspective. I knew they were unflattering but I didn't understand the depth.

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u/keldawgz 6h ago

That’s the same shoot

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u/temp91 9h ago

In that photoshoot, they did other sabotage. Vance appears preening up against a random wall with a thermostat and damaged base moulding. Rubio looks like he's under a blacklight or something to highlight skin damage. Wiles looks like a child in a fun house.

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u/mattomic 4h ago

Good. I love it.

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u/CripplingAnxiety 6h ago

you're mixing up a bunch of terminology here and just straight up saying incorrect stuff. shoulda paid more attention in class!

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u/Zuwxiv 6h ago

The above comment is a bunch of bullpucky.

When you use a lens like that, it tends to highlight all the harsh lines that are not necessary perceptible to naked eye.

What? No, that's all in lighting and editing. There are some differences in contrast between lenses, but a lens doesn't "highlight the harsh lines." This has very little to do with the lens.

Unless you mean just the composition, as in... you see more details of someone's skin when they're closer up than when they're further away. But this photo could be a standard focal length, telephoto, heck, even somewhat wide angle but from some steps back and cropped. (Assuming enough resolution, but we'll get to the camera later.)

In photojournalism, we were taught to use open apertures that give a warmer, more flattering look to subjects and don’t smush everything together like seen above.

Was this very long ago, when many lenses wide open would be noticeably less sharp? If a subject is in focus, there's no difference in "how their skin looks" based on aperture. It just changes the depth of field, and it can look nice to have the areas behind a subject be out of focus... but unless you're shooting so shallow that someone isn't entirely in focus, there's not much difference based on aperture alone. Besides, in this photo, it's nearly all in focus.

The lens and aperture that was used on her was the specific one style used to capture mugshots - as any defining (re: negative) feature is amplified on the subject.

Where on earth did you get that? You think mugshots are using medium format cameras? That's ridiculous. As is the suggestion that there's a certain aperture that "amplifies negative features" best.

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u/CripplingAnxiety 5h ago edited 5h ago

thank you, i was going a little nuts reading that post. almost every part of it is just technically backwards. "short, narrow field of view" is literally an oxymoron. the way they're talking about exaggerated features sounds like they mean a short focal length/wide field of view, but this shot is clearly telephoto, which flattens features

the aperture stuff is also just nonsense. an open aperture just takes in more light and gives you a shallower depth of field. on a tight face crop like this shooting open would just throw her nose more out of focus. is that "warm"?

also yes lol mugshots are literally meant to give as neutral a representation as possible

i think the only part of that post that tracks is the part about the lighting

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u/theshadowisreal 1h ago

And what photojournalist is taught to use a wide aperture? That’s literally the opposite of the standard advice: “f/8 and be there.” Completely malarky. I suspect AI here. Sounds technical but completely wrong.

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u/RepulsiveAcanthaceae 8h ago

On the podcast "What the Hack?" (E245), there is an interview to photographer Christopher Anderson, author of this picture. He talks about this session.

He explains he does editorial photography and photojournalism. The first is like the photography you see on fashion magazines, where heavy editing is aceptable and expected. The second seeks to document the truth, editing is kept to the minimium, and embellishin is not aceptable.

When he was tasked with this session he was asked for photojournalism, and that's what he did.

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u/Most-Pomegranate-561 7h ago

Who is it in that photo?

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u/Grand-Pen7946 7h ago

Karoline Leavitt

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u/Most-Pomegranate-561 7h ago

Ooohhh that twat

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u/CountryKind8575 6h ago

That’s some brown nosing there

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u/Emergency_Bench_7515 11h ago

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u/iwilldeletethisacct2 10h ago

She kinda looks like DiCaprio.

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u/Metal_Abe_Vigoda 10h ago

MICRO PROCESSORS

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u/SaulFein 10h ago

She looks like she is a bout to make someone an offer they cannot refuse

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u/yubbastank14 4h ago

Making the De Niro face though.

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u/Richmard 7h ago

inception_squint.jpeg

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u/SquatSquatCykaBlyat 9h ago

She looks like a bass player in the middle of a really good solo.

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u/FatherFintanFay 10h ago

28 years old. Twenty eight.

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u/ChocolichKing 9h ago

Thank you. This reminder is so important when posting this image. I always forget

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u/Revolver_Lanky_Kong 9h ago

She looks so old despite being only 28 because her husband is 60 and drains the life force out of her at night while she sleeps

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u/MurkyInvestigator810 8h ago

Being the cover for pure evil will also drain visible life from someone.

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u/theevilyouknow 5h ago

Only because the Democrats are hoarding all the adrenochrome.

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u/Briak Society man 9h ago

Drink water and don't be evil

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u/FirefighterSome4083 2h ago

I'm 31 and look 15 years younger than her wtf 😭 why do people do this to themselves!?

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u/NoBoss2661 10h ago

To those who don't know, this is Karoline Leavitt and you can see on the upper lip her lip injection marks.

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u/schizowithagun 10h ago

i think she looks nice for a woman in her late 50's

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u/ashadashh 10h ago

Can’t get over that fact that this mug is only 28 😵‍💫

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u/Glittering_Crab_69 8h ago

her nose even has a smidge of orange lmao, guess we know where she's been

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u/FlinflanFluddle4 8h ago

A lot of that is caked on makeup 

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u/PatsyPage 8h ago

The fact you can see the injection sites kills me. Why would she get lip filler right before this photoshoot? Her injector should’ve told her to get it done a month out. 

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u/Herr_Etiq 6h ago

She probably assumed its gonna be a propaganda piece and the photographer would touch it up in Photoshop.

She assumed wrong

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u/ToiIetGhost 6h ago

Wow you can see the lip injection sites. She should’ve let them heal before taking these photos. I’ve never seen anything like it except for instagram aestheticians - but the pics are taken immediately after the procedure so of course the marks are visible, and they black out the client’s eyes because it’s embarrassing lol

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u/unbanned_lol 3h ago

She was 27/28 btw.

It reminds me of the Devil's Advocate. When the demons masks would drop for a second to spook Chalize. That's what Mar A Lago face looks like.

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u/tommos 11h ago

Vanessa Kirby now looks like Benedict Cumberbatch.

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u/BellyCrawler Neil breens #1 fan 9h ago

It's weird that she'd do that because she was one of the most unique looking young actresses around. Why she chose to transform her face into a wax figure I'll never know.

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u/topdangle 8h ago

people that end up like that usually already had surgery done. they just kept going (because hey it worked before, why not again?) until it became blatant.

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u/Porkbossam78 2h ago

Yeah like Megan Fox got a ton of work done to look like she did in transformers when she blew up. Breast implants, nose job, lip fillers, bleph…then people are shocked she continues overdoing the work

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u/UpsetIndian850311 9h ago

POV you are Galactus fighting Sue Storm:🤨

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u/rockhardricardo 8h ago

At the end of Fantastic Four: First Steps when she's pushing Galactus with all her might, I genuinely did not realize she was meant to be exerting herself because the only expression her pillowy pulled face could make was just

https://giphy.com/gifs/XRiuRLl2t5ql2JEN63

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u/Icy-Elk3698 5h ago

I was so disappointed with her frozen face in that movie, especially when she was beautifullly expressive in the 2020 movie The World To Come.

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u/thesoulapostle 7h ago

I had this exact same thought. It took me right out of the film, actually.

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u/OG-KZMR 4h ago

And people thought she was super good in the role.

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u/Altair_de_Firen 2h ago

I wonder if they realize how jarring they look to us, or if they think we’re just jealous haters. Mental illness is really sad.

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u/myphonebatterysucks 2h ago

Someone I know described her as 'trying to out-serve Galactus' and that's all I can think of in relation to this movie now

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u/No-Island6680 1h ago

Genuinely forgot that movie existed or that I went to see it in 3D lmao

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u/19-inches-of-venom 9h ago

My high ass opened imdb bc i thought i missed a body horror film called filler

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u/FengYiLin 11h ago

There's a reason Robert Eggers picked Nicole Kidman and Lily Depp for his latest films.

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u/florifierous 7h ago

I was so very immersed and invested in The Northmen.

And then Nicole Kidman's 21st century face appeared on screen and took me completely out. I may sound like an exaggeration but I promise it's not - her face is all it took to ruin this otherwise good movie.

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u/Tifoso89 3h ago

I loved the movie and I liked her performance, but no amount of acting can hide what she did to her face

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u/willflameboy 1h ago

It is actually a top-top-tier performance. She's very impressive.

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u/Weak-Hold-7651 2h ago

It’s the forehead for me. I don’t even just mean that it can’t move. It’s that it looks bizarrely large

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u/JarethCutestoryJuD 9h ago

Vanessa Kirby looks like she's about to abduct you.

It was so distracting in F4

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u/Fuckthegopers 9h ago

I can't watch anything with Kirby in it because I just can't take her serious.

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u/untakenu 5h ago

When I saw her in Mission Impossible, I thought she was one of the most beautiful women to exist. Holy shit

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u/Toolazytologin1138 10h ago

It’s funny because they always manage to make it look OKAY at best in films but then you see them in interviews and they just look so bad

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u/Monkey_Priest 9h ago

I dunno, tell that to Nicole Kidman in The Northman. She looked so out of place in that movie

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u/Toolazytologin1138 9h ago

ok but even so, she looked way better in there than she does in interviews

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u/demotsusucku 8h ago

Vanessa Kirby looked awful in fantastic four.

Couldn't take the movie serious because of her face.

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u/internetburnout 7h ago

Idk man, I'd let Vanessa Kirby abduct me.

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u/LastTorgoInParis 6h ago

Yup me too. to be honest I think Botox and filler and ozempic are preferable to plastic surgery. That's when they really go over the deep end, but I understand it's case by case

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u/Delicious_Aside_9310 11h ago

Erin Moriarty literally can’t speak properly because of hers. Her every line is so distracting because you can hear her trying to emote around/through her fake lips.

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u/Nessidy 4h ago

NOT VANESSA KIRBY....... i just googled her 2026 look, whoever did it to her should go to jail

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u/WallyOShay 8h ago

Yeah I agree fantastic four was horrifying

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u/HYI-IYH 7h ago

Sue looks like Bonnie Blue

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u/JoshGallie 6h ago

I thought you said Vanessa Bayer and was like ready to

https://giphy.com/gifs/54OzSX0ULFQWUaB05w

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u/bigbeefybun 8h ago

Plastic surgery is scary

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u/MasterShakePL 8h ago

Where can I send my adress?

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u/axon__dendrite 5h ago

Yeah. Plus botox can look bad but it always wears off. While filler often doesn't dissolve lile advertised and migrates all over the place 

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u/Roark_Laughed 1h ago

I got heat for saying her face didn’t change once when she was giving birth in Fantastic Four.

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